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  2. bikeman564™

    So I went out w/ another chick last night

    ~ 14.3 psia
  3. bikeman564™

    So I went out w/ another chick last night

    No presidential administration would be complete w/o some sort of scandal
  4. maddmaxx

    It'll Buff Right Out

    They are so small that it's difficult to get footage at all.
  5. bikeman564™

    So I went out w/ another chick last night

    It was actually pizza delivery chick's sister. We went out once for coffee.
  6. maddmaxx

    It'll Buff Right Out

    If you have to ask............. It's really hard to say. Usually one that size can't be bought but has to be built. Realistically the engine and radio alone will probably run a grand.
  7. maddmaxx

    Angry Fish Tank Guy.

    So what happens when a fish tank gets angry?
  8. Dottles

    So I went out w/ another chick last night

    Nominated. @Kzoo
  9. Longjohn

    Are you stuuupid, or just a litt-le slow?

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  11. RalphWaldoMooseworth

    Are you stuuupid, or just a litt-le slow?

    One of my favourite song lyrics, by Lily Allen. Very effective in that Cockney Englich accent of hers. I have to ask myself that many times after I do dumb things. You'd think I would have learnt after 63 years. You would be wrong. :( So when was the last time you did a dumb thing? My whole goal is to be able to truthfully not say "yesterday or today". :D Googling her, I see she is making a little comeback.
  12. RalphWaldoMooseworth

    2019-01-23 Birthdays

    Yay! stevesurf is one of my favourite zombies!
  13. RalphWaldoMooseworth

    Tonight's Final Jeopardy

    Yup! That format always does leave you pulling for the champ and is great for maintaining viewer interest. Merv really knew what he was doing!
  14. Page Turner

    As if havin women trouble wasn't enough

    ...this is what I imagine when I close my eyes and think of women trouble.
  15. Page Turner

    As if havin women trouble wasn't enough

  16. Page Turner

    Angry Fish Tank Guy.

    ...do you have the entire phone number for that Felix guy ? I'd like to call and see if he still has that fish tank for sale. It sounds like a good deal.
  17. Couch_Incident

    Angry Fish Tank Guy.

    Original ad: 55 gallon tank great condition.no scratches. comes with filter. $125. 484-***-****. CALL ME ONLY - NO EMAILS. 484-***-**** From Me to Felix *********: Hey, That fish tank is beautiful. I must have it! Is it still for sale? Mike From Felix ********* to Me: CALL THE NUMBER From Me to Felix *********: What number? From Felix ********* to Me: 484-***-**** From Me to Felix *********: I just called that number and nobody answered. From Felix ********* to Me: i never heard it ring. call again and leave a message if no answer. From Me to Felix *********: I just called again. Nobody picked up so I went to leave you a message, but it said your voicemail was full. From Felix ********* to Me: my voicemail isnt full the phone never rang. are you calling the right number? 484-***-**** From Me to Felix *********: I just called the number again and I got a fax machine noise. Is there a trick to dialing your number? From Felix ********* to Me: what trick??? its a phone number you just dial it! From Me to Felix *********: Are you sure you didn't give me the number to a fax machine? Would you rather communicate through fax? That would actually be easier for me. From Felix ********* to Me: NO! From Me to Felix *********: I wasn't sure what to do, so I sent you a fax. Did you get it? From Felix ********* to Me: DONT SEND ME A FAX From Felix ********* to Me: STOP SENDING ME FAXES From Felix ********* to Me: SERIOUSLY STOP TRYOING TO SEND FAX! IT WONT WORK BECAUSE ITS A CELL PHONE!!! From Me to Felix *********: Can't you just set your cell phone to fax machine mode? From Felix ********* to Me: what the hell is fax machine mode? cell phones dont have that! From Felix ********* to Me: OMG dude ENOUGH WITH THE FAXES!!!!!! From Me to Felix *********: Sorry, I set the fax machine to try sending the fax every fifteen minutes until it goes through. It was the office fax machine and I already left for the weekend. Can this wait until Monday? From Felix ********* to Me: NO IT CANT WAIT UNTIL MONDAY ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME From Felix ********* to Me: GO BACK TO YOUR OFFICE AND CANCEL IT RIGHT NOW From Me to Felix *********: My apologies, I can't go back. I'm at the airport and my flight to Vancouver leaves in an hour and a half. I'll cancel the fax on Monday when I get back. From Felix ********* to Me: HEY! NO! FUCK THAT YOU BETTER FIND A WAY AND CANCEL THIS SHIT RIGHT NOW!!!! CALL SOMEBODY AT THE OFFICE MAKE THEM DO IT I'M FUCKING SERIOUS From Me to Felix *********: Nobody is at the office, it is 6:30! Actually, you know what? The janitor might be there. We are pretty good friends. Do you want me to contact him? From Felix ********* to Me: YES From Me to Felix *********: Okay, I gave him your info. He's going to call you shortly. I'm on the plane now and they are making us turn our cell phones off for takeoff. Good luck! From Felix ********* to Me: DONT HAVE HIM CALL ME YOU IDIOT JUST HAVE HIM CANCEL THE FAX From Me to Felix *********: This is an automated out-of-office reply from Mike Partlow: I will be out of the office on vacation in Canada until Monday, June 10th. I will not be checking my emails until I return. Have a great weekend, eh? From Felix ********* to Me: GOD DAMMIT From Me to Felix *********: This is an automated out-of-office reply from Mike Partlow: I will be out of the office on vacation in Canada until Monday, June 10th. I will not be checking my emails until I return. Have a great weekend, eh? =================================== I made another email account as Dave the Janitor... =================================== From Dave the Janitor to Felix *********: Hi there! Is this Felix? Mike told me to contact you about buying a fish tank. I'm Dave, the janitor at Mike's office. I tried calling the number he gave me but it sounded like a fax machine or something, so I am emailing you instead. From Felix ********* to Dave the Janitor: yeah hi dave here's the situation. mike has no idea how phones work and tried to send a fax to my phone using the fax machine at his office. now my phone is getting a call from the fax machine every 15 minutes. he said you can cancel the fax? From Dave the Janitor to Felix *********: Mike didn't mention anything about a fax machine to me. He told me to buy a fish tank from you and he'd get it from me on Monday. From Felix ********* to Dave the Janitor: oh jesus christ...no... he was supposed to tell you to cancel the fax that keeps calling my phone. are you at his office? can you stop the fax? From Dave the Janitor to Felix *********: So you aren't selling the fish tank? From Felix ********* to Dave the Janitor: look forget the fish tank just stop the fax machine, PLEASE!! From Dave the Janitor to Felix *********: Why are you so worried about this fax machine? Can't you just turn your cell phone to fax mode? From Felix ********* to Dave the Janitor: that isnt a thing! look im done screwing around here. just stop the fax machine, ok? From Dave the Janitor to Felix *********: Tell you what, I'll cancel the fax machine if you drop the price on the fish tank to $75. From Felix ********* to Dave the Janitor: look im in no mood to haggle with a janitor over a fucking fish tank. From Dave the Janitor to Felix *********: Excuse me? "with a janitor?" What is that supposed to mean? What if I had a fancy rich person job as an investment banker? Would you haggle with me then? I don't like your condescending tone, buddy. I know being a janitor isn't the most desirable job, but I gotta put food on the table for my kids somehow! Sorry I'm not an astronaut with a degree in brain surgery! You're in no mood to argue with a janitor? Well guess what? I am in no mood to turn off fax machines for a rude, snobby, patronizing fish tank owner! From Felix ********* to Dave the Janitor: i didnt mean to insult you. i like janitors. im sorry! can you please just turn off the fax machine! From Dave the Janitor to Felix *********: Fine. But I am telling Mike what you said to me and I don't think he will want to buy a fish tank from you after that. Are you this rude to your fish? Oh I'm Felix! Sorry, I'm in no mood to feed a goldfish! Maybe if you were a $500 Blueface Angel fish I would feed you. From Felix ********* to Dave the Janitor: ......are you done? From Dave the Janitor to Felix *********: Yes, I stopped the fax. Sorry it took me so long to figure out how to cancel it. I'm just a janitor. What do I know about fax machines? I don't have a fancy degree in fax machine engineering. From Felix ********* to Dave the Janitor: yeah yeah.... thats enough. thanks bye =================================== A few days later, from my original email account... =================================== From Me to Felix *********: Felix, I just got back from Canada to find out you were belittling my janitor? Dave is one of the best janitors I have ever had the pleasure of working with, so you better watch your mouth. You think you are better than him or something? Big words coming from a guy who doesn't even own a fax machine. You can forget about me buying your fish tank! Mike From Felix ********* to Me: good because im not selling anything to a stupid FUCK who cant even figure out how to dial a phone number!!!!!!! From Me to Felix *********: Please, stop harassing me and Dave. You've done enough. Leave us alone. From Felix ********* to Me: oh im harassing YOU? the dumbass who sets a fax to send me every 15 minutes and then LEAVES THE FUCKING COUNTRY? you know how many times that fax machine called me you stupid piece of shit you have the nerve to say IM harassing YOU? go fuck yourself you fucking fuckhead!!!!!! From Me to Felix *********: This is an automated out-of-office reply from Mike Partlow: Hola! I will be on vacation in Mexico until Monday, June 17th and will not be checking my email until I return. Adios, amigos! Link --> http://www.emailsfromanasshole.dontevenreply.com/ Couch
  18. Page Turner

    What are you guys doing?

    ...I cooked some ribs this afternoon, and ate them with some beans I cooked last week. Then I went outside and fitted new wheels I built onto the red Motobecane Grand Jubilee. When I took a break from that, I finished off the delicious Key Lime pie I baked on the weekend. Then I went for a walk to watch the clouds change color in the sunset. Here it is with the old wheels:
  19. Birthday Bot

    2019-01-23 Birthdays

    Square Wheels Cycling would like to wish all members celebrating their birthday today a happy birthday. stevesurf (61)
  20. Page Turner

    Why do pole dancers dance with poles?

    ...My Bubbie was Polish.
  21. shootingstar

    Would you take overtime pay or lieu vacation time?

    I took the pay last year ...and after tax /benefit deductions, it worked out to only $350.00 or something like that, more money. So next time, if I'm working 15-20 hrs. overtime, I'm gonna take the time as time off to de-stress and do stuff with dearie. I know...some people avoid their partners. I'm the opposite at this time. Right now, I'm losing sleep in large hunks that I never did before. Keep in mind, this is the first job where I was even allowed to claim overtime. For all other public sector employers (I've worked 3 other ones), I didn't bother asking.... I knew the budget wasn't there. Besides I was in learning mode, willing to make that extra time to advance my career. Private sector was not option to be compensated...unless there was a token performance bonus for only 1 employer out of several.
  22. groupw

    January 22nd..workout, run, ride, snow shoveling

    Group spin. 50minutes on the trainer. 13.5 miles. Spinervals- “Sweating Buckets”
  23. I did my thing at Planet Fitness....my trainer workout.... I followed it up with too much time talking about bored stuff.....I do not have time for all this bored crap!!
  24. ChrisL

    Would you take overtime pay or lieu vacation time?

    I've been salaried for 25 years but when I was eligible for overtime, I'd take the OT over time off. Assuming I was still eligible for my usual time off and not losing that due to the OT.
  25. KrAzY

    So I went out w/ another chick last night

    What... Did I say something wrong?
  26. Kzoo

    What are you guys doing?

    We already knew that. We also already know they are wrong.
  27. Kzoo

    I am very put off when my interviewer is British

    AND I thought I said something about that yesterday, but nooooo.
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