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they used a fancy digital scanner. A job I interviewed for last week called me back and is doing a background check. Clean as a whistle I am. Hoping they make an offer I can't refuse.

Well, my wife and I found a nice place quite a bit out of the city in a fringe area of suburbia and rural Americana. It's going to add another 20 minutes to my commute each way -- but the value of the house was outstanding compared with the location places down the I-5 corridor. I'm not sure what we're going to do with a 4 bedroom house but that's what we got. Plus it's a move in ready place so not much work needs to be done on it. I may not have chickens or CIA contacts, but I'm a lot like Maxie now.

This would not happen at the Airwick estate. Lindy will be carried throughout the grounds on a magic carpet. New sod would be planted just for delicate paws when it's time to conduct his daily business. A flutist would always be on call for naps and ambiance.

I'll bet money that Smudge doesn't know what is trending on the Paris runways, or what the latest Kardashian fuck up is. Rock on Smudge, hard core for REAL

They could save faster for a house if they moved in with you.

I didn't see any mention of treats in this post

My OMG thought is usually when I'm driving to work and I wonder if I unplugged the curling iron (which does not have an auto shut off). But once I decide I'm not driving back to check, I go right back to sleep.

Needed to get out of Dodge, so I went to Marquette to pick up a few things and then to camp. It was cold; low single digits and a hearty wind. Got to use my 4 wheel drive low to get in; I think there was 10-12 of snow? I only shoveled about a 10 foot wide swath in front of the porch door. I used the snowshoes after that. We don't go there much in the winter, so it gets super cold inside. I had to change into my cold weather clothes! I managed. Whew! I had a tough time keeping a fire going, but I eventually got the temp up. This one said it got to 10°, but another thermometer gave me credit for getting up to 20° by the time I left. I put on the snowshoes and went to the shed with the corn to stock up. I need a good, hearty rucksack to carry the corn and sunflower seeds for the woodland creatures; this string pack hurts and is not going to last long. I was surprised how deep the snow was and how cold my tongue got from the heavy breathing! Ha! On my way back to camp, I decided to stomp down the snow on my fatbike trail. Probably won't work again this year, but it was calories burned and more fresh air. I actually got a little warm on the way back. That's good! I knew I'd be in the cold camp for a while to eat supper, so being warm was good! But first I saw someone else enjoying supper. This was the first drop I had made. This little guy wasn't gonna let me scare him off; I think I was about 8' from him. And I enjoyed a pasty and a beer... (The snow at the bottom of my pantlegs never did melt even though they were hanging next to the fire) This pic is frustratingly blue, but it still shows why I like the avatar I use. It was a good visit.

Better put the carpet back down and drink a bottle of wine, things will look better in the morning.

Yes sir.

He gets a half a can of canned (duh) food every morning. A half can of This crap. Apparently there are peas in it, and apparently he doesn't like them because I keep finding them on the floor. Zöe used to be able to surgically extract the vegetables and leave them in the dish. Seems like the young Jedi never achieved Obi-Wan's level of Pea Rejection.

When was the last time you woke up sitting up in bed knowing that you did something bad. I just did. Yesterday while clearing snow I started the cars to defrost some ice. I just snapped awake wondering if I ever shut them off. I did. Now my heart can slow down. Sleep is over however.

Whenever our kids point out that we need to live in the present day and I'm too cheap to replace our worn countertops, I'll politely point out. This was were you watched your wife slice veggies last July 4th without a cutting board and said nothing. This was where your kids were banging a heavy metal tonka truck on the counter for several minutes before you finally did say something. And this was where you banged the corner off when you were moving your furniture out fifteen years ago, then you copped an attitude when I said something. Maybe I shouldn't be the one buying your mother new countertops.

BAN!! BAN!!! BAAAAAANNNNNN!!!!!

Guess I'll have to make another sign...

There's something about that clip that makes you want to watch it repeatedly. Luckily it comes already set like that.

You guys are strange

Enough with blaming other people, and naming them here. He did as I asked and as he was supposed to do. You got yourself banned, no one banned you just for the fun of it.

BJ's don't happen in hockey. There is a strict "don't ask, don't tell" policy in place.

Relax, it will. Promise.

jsharr cracks me up.

I blame Couch for this tragedy.

35 minutes on the trainer in the garage. -8 C. No boobs.

IF like you having hands shoved up your backside, perhaps you should consider converting from forum admin to sockpuppet. Same basic job, but you get more respect as a sock puppet.

So, were both of his hands on your shoulders?

Only 9.65 miles, but I did it on the 1959 3-speed that weighs 40 pounds... that should count for something extra.

19.7

Let's see...someone who's tall and has long arms. That would make it either @Longjohn or @TrentonStrong.

you probably need to sand down your back yard so it isn't so sharp

I hope Lindy is getting extra treats! And all his friends should too because I'm sure they're worried about him.

You are durable.

That's a funny looking lens, but it is cute.

Can I come and live with you if I have to?

Rose the Doberman loved a little spaghetti sauce in her food. Occasionally the sauce would have mushrooms in it. Rose the Doberman didn't like mushrooms. At the end of her meal, her bowl would be licked clean and there would be a pile of mushrooms (devoid of any sauce) in a neat pile next to the dish.

Roast loin of pork, boiled potatoes, fried potatoes, carrots, broccoli, homemade apple sauce, gravy with a couple of glasses of red wine.

So when is the house warming party? I need to put in for time off ahead of time so I can make it to the party.

Big asses, both of them.

Me too, but either way, meh

You could use one room as a bedroom and the other three to grow plants as a second income.

Come on over if you want to play on the swings:

Cheese, Kirby, Airehead, Wilbur and other dog lovers will like it.

jsharr is an asshat. I hope his cowgirls get packed by the Packers.

that stem has got to be some custom fabrication. It looks like an old school stem fitted into a new style stem that's been chopped if they didn't weld it, I have no idea how it holds itself together but no, not my bike. That has a soft tail rear suspension. My old diamond back is a hardtail

He's just an ass.

He's such a good man. Kim Dong Un likes him too. Shu Fang

Today I got

Lovely, you will quickly fill a 4 bedroom house and then need a four car garage. Trust me on this.