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  1. Some breads is gooder than others
    5 points
  2. I heard that Orange was a pretty good amp. Hooked my Les Paul into one and can't get any sound at all. Can someone help me?
    4 points
  3. Then I thought of this dude
    4 points
  4. Go for an MRI. That will remove it.?
    4 points
  5. @Mr. Silly, This is the real Airwick. @AirwicksHornyAunt is the sick Jsharr who has really been lacking and struggling with his humor meter since you left. We did put up our melted popcorn Santa this year and every year. It's wonderful yet bittersweet since you abandoned me 3 years ago. It still hurts. I replaced you with Road Runner. He's actually quite funny and has blossomed into the forum Superstar. All things go through him now and he is the Wizard behind the curtain. @Stinky Cheese is RandomGuy, the leader Road Runner overthrew in 2015. I'm RO's godfather but RG won't speak to me anymore since I made inappropriate advances toward the soon to be XMrsRG. What did RG expect, for me to just let a golden opportunity like that to pass? @Wilbur is my best forum friend. He's somewhat sick in the head like myself. Picture a Cheese with money, responsibility, and power and you have Wilbur. Kirby and Aire are the only reasons to visit this sick forum. It took us 2 years to pry them away from the old LF, which is really sad now that RR has bannished ne back to that bordello. I hope this finds you well. Please ignore Jsharr and his sicknesses. Affectionately Yours, Cheese
    4 points
  6. Cut me some slack, Jack! Chump don' want no help, chump don't GET da help! Jive-ass dude don't got no brains anyhow! Shiiiiit.
    4 points
  7. Once upon a time I bit down on something wrong and cracked my molar vertically down the root. As a result I needed a 4hour root canal done. After drilling out the unimportant parts of my head, the dentist glued a crown on the molar and told me it probably would only last 5 or 7 years. Fast forward 12 years. I am at the dentist and she’s looking at my molar and says it is time for it to come out and replaced with an implant. The way implants work is they drill a bolt into your jaw then let it fuse with the bone. Once the bolt is one with the jaw then the dentist can pop a new crown on to the bolt. My problem was that I had some bone loss where I had the root canal. What they do in that situation is they take some ground up bone from a cadaver and mix it with some epoxy then use the mixture to build up the jaw bone. So they took some bone from a cadaver and mixed it with some epoxy and put his done in my mouth so they can drill a bolt into my jaw and pop a crown on it so I can live happily ever after. The end.
    3 points
  8. Wow, a lot has changed. I knew @AirwicksHornyAunt wasn't really your horny aunt. She and I have gotten quite close recently so you can start calling me Uncle Silly.
    3 points
  9. Yeah, don't let haters like me bring you down. just keep posting those bike rack pics..... And BTW there are many many many many here that are bigger jerks than me. @jsharr is the biggest jerk however.
    3 points
  10. I don't know everything, but I know he is ALWAYS watching for one of those three...
    3 points
  11. Put them in a Ziploc baggie and carry them in your car to give to homeless people. A clean pair of socks is a blessing to some. Go a bit further and make a care package. clean socks, clean underwear, clean t shirt, some wet wipes, lip balm, a tooth brush and toothpaste.
    3 points
  12. Train wreck by mountain town brewing, Mt. Pleasant, MI. 8.2% ABV Red Amber ale Good stuff, salute.
    3 points
  13. I think the Parody Meter should register at least a 9 because you managed to get the square root symbol into the thread title. Which, by the way, I think is a first for this Forum.
    3 points
  14. I've got a "shard of metal" that I will gladly stick in your body.
    3 points
  15. Now that you have been bitten by a tomato sauce can, you will obtain the super powers of a tomato and all the turmoil that entails.
    3 points
  16. downsides? Pain, risk of infection. It will eventually work itself out. If it's not too big I'd leave it. Watch for obvious signs of infection. REdness, swelling, puss.
    3 points
  17. 3 points
  18. Hibernation weight...it will wear off by swimsuit season.
    3 points
  19. Just came in from a ski around the office grounds. That may be hard to beat for today
    3 points
  20. Griffin just got the Vivo to track running/biking.
    2 points
  21. Don't let haters like @Kzoo bring you down. Only bigger jerk on this forum is @jsharr who acts all high and mighty because he has a few sock puppets who he forces to post crappy parodies all day. I have an application in at McDonald's. I hear they are going to start using robots to replace high school dropouts if they have to start paying them a living wage.
    2 points
  22. If he finds one, most likely he will find the other.
    2 points
  23. like all of Obama's policies, bringing Ebola to America also failed
    2 points
  24. its Groundhog Day today. Puxatawney Phil is a groundhog in western Pennsylvania (my state) and if he sees his shadow this morning it means six more weeks of winter. If he doesn't, then it means an early spring. It was a national holiday installed by Teddy Roosevelt to distract the press while he seized the Panama Canal.
    2 points
  25. Okay..I called the flooring people on Tuesday..when they "finished" on Monday..they left a definite quarter inch ridge running between my stove and fridge..south of that line they had feathered it but to the north..if was a lump/bump on my floor. The place is even more dusty...but the bump is n longer an issue ....FYI I have some flooring guys coming out to bid on Friday evening...talked to them at work today.. This weekend..painting starts....and yes..."Place of Dust" is way in the running for color choice for den & hallway..a gray with a touch of beige (rather than blue)....
    2 points
  26. I never sign out. If I was ever asked to sign in I would have to go look up my password. I think I wrote it down somewhere. I'm really surprised square guy has been so helpful to you. He always tells me to clear my cache every time something doesn't work. (I never do, I just wait until he fixes it).
    2 points
  27. I think those who do are silly, why spend all that money and fill up on bread?
    2 points
  28. Yes. I am on a strict seefood diet.
    2 points
  29. I think it is also due to lifestyle changes. In the 50's they ate grains and people were not as heavy. I think is has more to do with our lack of movement. Grains can be a part of a healthy diet. Just don't go overboard. Plant based things should be the biggest part of your diet. It could be that stress contributes to our over eating too. I think our lives are so full of stress and running around. We eat out too much too. Eating out is so full of fat and sodium. Both of those things made foods taste delicious. It aint great for our health though. Corn syrup is in too many things. It is my belief that we are too busy and eat too many prepared foods. The grocery store has so many bad options for dinner as well. Plus, the bad food is cheap. It's like a perfect storm for becoming heavy. There is correlation to high birth weight too. Babies from heavier parents start off with a bad start. These kids are overweight by age 1. This is not healthy baby fat, it is obesity. The percentiles are on the high side. Big parents have big kids and their kids have big kids...on and on. It is very hard to break the cycle. It is sad for me to tell you that every single person in my family is over weight. They are all so unhealthy. It makes me sad. When my Mom comes to visit, it is a struggle for me to get her to eat what we eat. I just don't know what to do when she is here. She just like to make a joke about it and say I am crazy for the way I live and eat.
    2 points
  30. Oh...talked to two young flooring guys today..they are coming to bid on Friday...and once I have their details...the deed is done and I will pick one...I am ready to rock this...the den will be primer and 1 coat of paint...hopefully the almost white hallway will be 1 coat...and the living room is a 1 coat refresh of the same color...I think I could be DONE by ..oh lets say Feb 21......and cross our fingers...
    2 points
  31. Hey, you twit, she didn't ask where. She asked when.
    2 points
  32. I meant in a restaurant. I figured you guys are too immature to name the thread "When did you eat out last"
    2 points
  33. OBS kicked in fer sure. Yesterday at Panera Bread in Lansing with Larry. Duh.
    2 points
  34. So you sit down at the restaurant, and you order lots of tasty things but they won't be on your table for fifteen minutes. And you are so so hungry! They bring you out a hot steaming crusty loaf with butter and you're just going to let it sit there? I don't "fill up on" bread but I sure eat it. If I get to the point where I can't comfortably finish my restaurant meal I will reconsider the bread, but for now I can assure you this is not a problem.
    2 points
  35. With your clean diet, you're probably suffering from a cheese cake deficiency. Dr. Silly knows.
    2 points
  36. I delivered the bad news and it is over. I'm eating grapes and looking at my very long to do list. Life is good.
    2 points
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