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I have to have a CT scan with contrast dye at 12:30. Last time, they found out I was allergic to the dye. They figured it out when I went into anaphylactic shock. So I've been taking handfuls of prednisone since 1AM. Now I am starting to take the first of 400mg of Benadryl. I won't be able to even walk into the hospital with all that Benadryl. I will try to be amusing by 3PM.

I used to. I might win this thread for the most pointless! I have always been fascinated by road signs, especially highway route marker sign assemblies - I just thought they looked really cool, especially in NYS where the DOT puts them on these elaborate framework structures. I used to make miniature models of them out of lightweight cardboard and toothpicks. I had a big thin sheet of styrofoam with roads drawn on it and I'd post the signs accordingly. (Note that the task I am performing right now for work is pretty similar, except I'm just drawing a plan, not making models) The attached is a real life photo of one of my favorites (but all my models were thrown away when we moved out of NY) In the models I made, the "87" signs would have been about 3/4" wide. Now, who has time for frivolity like this? I used to do this back when "summer vacation" wasn't just something I envied my kids for.

I plan on getting some Mayfield banana split ice cream. Cherry Dr. Pepper Green pitted olives Something nice for Charlie the cat Still undecided list: Box of fruit roll ups

Yes. Wasting time on an Internet forum.

You mean like riding around in public wearing lycra? Maybe.

Lindy and Ryan would like you to come play.

You are falling apart my friend. I will rewatch Old Yeller tonight, gird up my loins, then pay you a visit.

Went out w/ 4 club peeps for a 19 mile off road excursion on the fatty, started in day light, ended under the cover of darkness At mile 16 my front tire flatted (I ride tubes, ya ya I know). I didn't have a tube, but another dude did. But I just filled it w/ CO2 and kept on riding. Then about half mile later, flatted again . When it was all said and done, I went thru about 8-10 CO2 cartridges in three miles. But I just needed to get back which I did. After back at the vehicle, I placed my bike inside and the tire was still full, then after I got home, and even this morning the tire is still full I thought I heard some hissing around the valve stem, but figured it was punctured where it enters the tube. Anywho, I'll rip it out to see if anything shows up. Crazy. Here's a few pics taken by a couple of the other dudes for your viewing pleasure. I'm in yellow jacket. Edit: this is Lake Erie

Wilbur is an inconsiderate jackass. Thank you for accepting my apology. This also applies for the beautiful @roadsue

Dancing with dogs is not weird or pointless

I sorta like you but 1) you let Page get away 2) you still have too much BF garbage in your soul. I will move you up if you find me a 1929 Chrysler 75 roadster in running, unrestored condition.

This is ten steps from my desk. I have to look at it until they are gone. Ahhhhhhhh, when I walk past I can even smell them. https://www.spoonflower.com/wallpaper/2886558-donuts-on-blue-by-kristinnohe

More RG parody material. Enjoy the juice.

That dating site isn't working for you RG.

Resting heart rate? I have kids, there is no such thing as resting, even when I'm asleep.

The donuts were avoided.

At least it's not a sprain. That's the worst.

Last night I had my physical (which is more of an interview than anything). They offered me an EKG and given my dad's current struggles with flatulence, I figured it was a good idea. During the EKG my fart rate was only 48 and the printout showed "PRI". The doctor guessed that the low fart rate may be due to my size and fitness - I feel like it's generally between 50 and 60 so this isn't too far from what I consider normal. So's I can get some perspective - given the Impressive gas of the crew here I figured I'd ask, what is your typical resting fart rate? The doctor also was not impressed with my "P-wave" but they will repeat the test in a week, and if they see the same thing they will refer me to a fartiologist. One more specialist...

My quess is the gold lame Speedo with "How you doin?" in rhinestones on the back scared them all off.

Lace can be itchy. Cotton done right can be sexy.

I collect pennies. I keep one from every lover.

They didn't have any banana split ice cream and I sort of panicked. I picked up a new one and it's delicious.

Marlin Perkins: The specimen is staring to wake up. But she's still confused and disoriented. Need to get out of here fast before she is fully alert and can charge us. Run Jim: It's too late, she's spotted us

Nope

Sorry. Road Runner is higher than Moses now in my book. Kirby = 1A Road Runner = 1A.5 For reference. @AirwicksHornyAunt = 4 @Wilbur = 8 @Randomguy = 8.5 @parodybot = 24 @jsharr = 53 @Airehead = 2.1

You will give me one of your bikes. You will send it to me now.

I can do it...give me a sec... Just kidding! You owe me, DH!

I am not back and I did notice. I was just going to post I now like you better than Wilbur, slightly less than Road Runner. Your position will certainly reflect your decision.

Since you are back I am removing the Cheese bait from my avatar. I'm disappointed that you didn't notice. We are no longer BFFs

Good luck sunshine! Recover first, post second. But have HoA provide details of the funny stuff you don't remember

I am eating breakfast for cri- sake!

Yeah. Cheese returns. It's about time. We missed you. But no. I haven't danced since sometime in the 60's.

Longjohn is going to kick your virtual ass!

The way things have been going at work, I'd probably be that dude.

bismuth tellurium me

We are being forced, forced I tell you to eat some of the surplus emergency ice cream sandwiches.

We used to have a dog that would ride a toboggan down the hill with us and then pull the toboggan back to the top and wait for us. When he got tired of that game he would take the toboggan and go home, that meant we were done.

Yes, I already love the dishwasher and the coffee maker.

@Dirtyhip = 6

POTD material.

No such luck, Trudeau. Where are my stewardess pictures???

Hope all went well with the procedure and that you don't have an allergic reaction again!

With a covered car port out front!

6.7 Remember the wallpaper in Charlie and the chocolate factory, this made me think of that.

This looks as if the kids are walking UP HILL! Boy you know they are going to have stories....

I just had an idea.. Couch is headed for Greenville. So is the water heater box. Being that my water heater is just fine, maybe I should drop ship the new one to you Cheese. Then you can give the box to Couch. Maybe you can also introduce him to Carl to ease the transition. I would like you to make him a Dagwood sandwich to celebrate his arrival. This should be served with sweet tea and an epsom salt foot bath as he will have walked a long way in substandard new footwear.

Wilbur is to supply any and all materials.