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Stir fried beet greens with tomatoes, ginger root, onion, garlic, red pepper, mushroom and basil amongst broad noodles. Like this below. I made up the recipe.

Er mah gerd. My muscles feel good, but the lady business is feeling rough. Now I'm drinking a bunch of beer.

I already voted for you, what do I get in return? Oh, on lasts night C ride, there was some guy riding all over the place, very unsafe, I demand you make him stop coming! I'd like to join the A ride this weekend, but I can only go 15mph, please have someone ride with me. Last week the B ride went through a rather unsavory neighborhood. Please plan better routes next time, or I'm not coming and I'll tell everyone else not to come too. I got a flat on that ride, how do I get reimbursed for me tube and CO2 cartridge? Our new kit is hideous, please create a new one.

Depends.

You could name rides after forum members! Do It! The @Road Runner Gate Crasher Metric Century Ambulance Ride would be a big hit.

I honestly would have thought your OP was a Beanz post, but there was no photo of his wife. Otherwise, spot-on impersonation. Tom

I'm looking forward to the ability to safely text while driving. It would also open up 2 more hours a day for SW forum access.

I say do it, especially if it impresses bike club chick.

And her commute home on a different route.

Spotted this one from a walk in the hills, to a high (ish) altitude bog. About 3000 ft altitude. An insect eating plant.

Sunny and gorgeous day for a ride.

I like to roll over them so that they shoot out the side like bullets. Puchew! Puchew!

I thought you already accepted. Can you give your boss my information and ask them when I can start? I will need training.

Have you compared "real boobies" to "fake sexbot boobies" lately? Tom

I meant to post the ride pic. Lol. I've tasted 12 beers....

When I hit a bump and have pain, it makes me consider the damage that I am doing. Osteoarthritis is a valid concern for me. I am not concerned about impressing you. I am working on my long game here. Another week and I hope the pain will stabilize.

You should wear one of these: Would be great on a jersey.

For sure i ....... hang on. YOU BLASTED KIDS, GET OFF MY LAWN!!

Remember Garth from the LF? He had a post of his famous paraffin and graphite chain treatment on @Rattlecan'a Cycling Past Fifty FB site.

I'm sure you're capable of whatever tasks are required, but make sure you have an understanding of how much time it will take and if you're getting a bunch of administrative tasks that will annoy you. But if you have the time and inclination, it's always nice to support a cause or organization you enjoy.

First symptom of PRI.

Navy coffee rules. Don't clean the pot, it changes the flavor. If the spoon stand up by itself, it's ready. Did I mention don't clean the pot.

Boneless leg of lamb, coated with a plaster of coarse lay chopped garlic, Rosemary, salt and pepper, roasted with diced potatoes in a cast iron skillet at 350 for almost two hours. Served with green beans, steamed in water and a little bacon grease and a baguette of crusty French bread. Beverage is Stone Arrogant Bastard.

,,,,this happened. Off now to a very good foster home.

I don't mind making a house payment. It's the only debt we have and it's a lot less than rent. The interest rate is low and we use our money to bless people and charitable giving. If we would have put our charitable giving into our house it would have been paid off many years ago but that is not where our priorities are.

Petite is his gatekeeper. She lets anyone in.

I'm at Hank's Oyster Bar in DC. Fried Oysters and Green Beans. The oysters are awesome. Spent the afternoon at the Smithsonian. Went to Air and Space, American Indian, and American History museums.

3000 sf 2 bedrooms 2-1/2 bath with 2 acres including a designated trout stream on property and another one 10 feet away in the back.

Lol. We've lived here since 1996. Several of the Forumites have been here - Petite and Thaddeus are among them.

The hell you say! If you're going to be the President, then you've got the authority to start stuffing the ballot boxes, rigging the elections, and mismanaging club funds to buy votes for the people you want to get elected! Just make sure you give the appearance of having no involvement in those elections, and you'll be just fine.

How hard could that job really be? LOL

I have lots of physical issues. I gave up worrying about form a long time ago. I'm just happy if I can get in a decent ride without hurting myself.

Rode on the road with Wife of Chrisl. Great ride, beautiful day but dayum some wackos out on bikes today. First got another a hole make a snide comment about my retro Bianchi Jersey. Bianchi, shhhhhh yeah right... ?!?!? Another dude riding in a pack passed me while riding 2 abreast. Dude bumps me and a reaction from my crit racer days I flicked him into his buddy and the both almost ate sheot. Dude started to say something and I yelled, who the fuck passes a rider while riding 2 abreast and bumps him? You don't have shit to say to me. And he shut up and moved along. The last one was best. Shortly after the bumping incident I let the group past but there were two riders hanging off the back. One rider kept swerving 6' into the lane even though there is a well defined bike lane. I said to my wife wow that person is going to get killed doing that. Shortly after saying that the rider did it again, swerved well into the car lane. Well they hit a red light and we catch up on them and swervy rider, an Asian female is going ballistic on Asain mail, presumably her husband in their language. My guess is she was telling him, don't tell me how to ride you know it all SOB I know what the F I'm doing.... My wife and I are about 5' behind them chuckling and when the light turns green swervy Asian lady decides to drop hubby so drops it in her 34 X 28 gear and is spinning 120 RPM's head down elbows out and hardly moving..... I honestly didn't know what to do at that point, pass the debacle that is Asian lady flailing about husband utterly dejected or pass. We hang back for a minute and haul aas around them. Roadies, my god they are a strange lot....

Maybe a little societal change, sure. Also the mellowing that comes with living a goodly while makes you appreciate the bs that all the little spiders go through just to get a meal.

Daughter 2 worked on a beef farm. I went to visit when they were doing semen samples. They would just take an electric probe and shove it in the bulls ass. A short burst of electricity at a certain setting, instant erection and ejaculation in literally seconds. Not sure who figured that out though. Maybe farmers are kinky

You have been a member of you r club for years you said. You have reaped the benefits of others work. It is your turn to take a pull at the head of the peloton.

Automated driving will never become the standard because 97% of the drivers today can't drive a standard.

Great, more drivel

Yep. I liked Garth and his advice. I didn't follow much of it, but I liked that he gave it and was willing to document. I sort of feel DonKPow is "Garth-lite" Tom

Making coffee too strong is not a problem. Just add a little water or milk. Making it too weak is a problem. No way to make weak coffee drinkable.

Have you seen them? Are there many in your location? A program just mentioned they are making a come back....LOL they have been on the increase here for years... https://www.nationalbeavercenter.org/ They are pretty common around here...If I commute via River Road...I probably see at least 1 a day..

It looks like he is getting ready to tell a joke. Why did the dog steal shingles? He wanted to be a woofer.

Yeah...I'm well over the 50 mark. So are a couple of my bikes.

Take out pizza & Mich Ultra Livin the dream baby

Have you ever gotten airborne on your bike? No, I think they have their own.