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  1. Back when I started driving commercially, the first diesel I drove had two handles poking up out of the floor. When I asked the boss if somebody was going to show me how to drive it, his response was "ah, you'll figure it out" I did, but I think I rounded off a few edges doing it. Came to realize later that the boss had no idea how to drive it either.
    9 points
  2. Millennial Anti-theft device
    5 points
  3. you're taking cupcakes to work in the morning? Seems like the friendly thing to do to welcome the new boss. New boss same as the old boss It's not RG is it? He has been scarce. Working on his signing bonus?
    5 points
  4. You guys know your shift.
    4 points
  5. My neighbor has been off dairy for about ten years. He sold all his dairy cows and bought beef cows. He said dairy cows are too much work, you have to milk them twice a day seven days a week. With beef cows if you want to sneak out for a day or two just put them out to pasture and give them a couple round bales to chew on.
    4 points
  6. A lot of places have substituted the cheaper Lyons sprouts while neglecting to inform the consumer.
    4 points
  7. Upon your demise, we will refer to parodies as BuffJims, Buffs, Jims, or simply BJs.
    4 points
  8. Yup. Backhauled a lot of Volkswagen radiators too. That one doesn't mean anything to the current generation.
    4 points
  9. I've been off it since 2nd breakfast (~10:30am) when I had honey-butter toast. That might be it until coffee tomorrow morning. So, I'm with you, man! Tom
    3 points
  10. I'm happy to report I'm a fat, ugly bastard. I hate them.
    3 points
  11. I think this is funny and I feel I should laugh, but I am not sure if this is a joke or if I am just slow.
    3 points
  12. We picked our rental car up in downtown London. I had to adjust to left handed shifting and driving on the wrong side of the road - in city traffic! Luckily, my wife was very good at reminding me which side to be in coming out of corners & turns. The shifting was no issue, but definitely the turns and roundabouts were. And the narrow roads. A week later, we returned the car with no scratches or dents. Tom
    3 points
  13. Monday, I'm riding the New River Park trail.
    3 points
  14. Somewhere a tear is rolling down Hacker's cheek.
    3 points
  15. Our work safety guy pointed out the exposed saw blade on a bandsaw. We had a difficult time convincing him that some teeth had to be exposed for the saw to work.
    3 points
  16. That was just before I discovered that the dryer duct had disconnected itself. So I climbed up on top of everything and put it back together and tightened the hose clamp again.
    2 points
  17. Nighty night team, I am going to get down and low in my bed for the night of sweet dreams, I hope, indoors a balmy 22, Outside, I’m sorry but I can’t tell you, as I’m indoors, and going to beddybyes.
    2 points
  18. Then you should try it once: after all, it’s not like it’s incest or Morris Dancing.
    2 points
  19. Somebody stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night.
    2 points
  20. This right here is funny. Even funnier in that it only took two minutes. Well played, SW.
    2 points
  21. Granted I had not met her before...but from some of her reactions and comments...I think she is please to have a pro-active patient...
    2 points
  22. A manual transmission is a bazillion times funner to drive than an automatic UNTIL you introduce TRAFFIC. We keep one car an auto and one car a manual, and switching between them is remarkable. The manual you are driving. The auto is just cruising around. Neither is really "better", but having driven many of our manuals (my Accord is my first automatic) in rural, suburban, and urban traffic, I gotta say I would hate not having the automatic in DC traffic. Luckily, I don't use a car to commute anymore, so my Accord sits relaxed in the driveway until the weekends. As a side note, it is becoming a BEOTCH to find a manual transmission car anymore. My wife has said she might be interested in a new car soon - only criteria are small, manual trans, fun to drive, fuel efficient, ad two door. That is pretty limiting, so I immediately thought something like a BMW 230. Checking it out online, it ticks most boxes except the all-wheel drive version automatic only. WTF? Sure, could go with the RWD version, but that is sort of not the point since you KNOW they sell the awd + manual in Europe already. Oh, and in the whole US, I found like five total 230's with the manual trans. Tom
    2 points
  23. I love jsharr. I flip him crap because I like him. But tell your friend that I didn't say that. And I'd be careful not telling Parodybot anything either. Quite frankly, I never trusted that bag of bolts anyway. In fact, I'm pretty sure jsharr doesn't trust it either.
    2 points
  24. If it hasn't started yet it should.
    2 points
  25. Watch this. starts slow but you will enjoy...............unless you've never tried to shift a manual quickly.
    2 points
  26. I think this is funny and I feel I should laugh, but I am not sure if this is a joke or if I am just slow.
    2 points
  27. I fixed it for you. Are you happy now?
    2 points
  28. You are really clutching at straws with this one.
    2 points
  29. My weekend started tonight! I have a doctor's appointment in the morning..she will possibly be my new doctor...we shall see. See an orthopedic at 1pm a follow-up for my tendonitis A few chores...like putting up my AC covers and tucking a couple of bikes away. Dinner with a friend...then Saturday we are expecting sunshine...hoping to drive down the Mississippi for fall color and apples. the rest is laundry, church, working out and cooking something.
    2 points
  30. I know that when I lived In VA Beach we couldn't wait for the tourists to go home at the end of the season. However after a winter of you and the newspaper blowing across the street being the only moving things in sight we couldn't wait for them to come back.
    2 points
  31. I thought Kirby, rather than you, would remind me of this omission.?
    2 points
  32. Oh my. You forgot the famous Miles City Live Cam on Main Street!
    2 points
  33. 25 with a friend. Windy AF
    2 points
  34. @maddmaxx this really isn't that good. Fair use of the thread title. No use of the OP text and no attempt to support it with a pic like the OP Lots of related posts in the thread which signifies that a lot of peeps don't see it as a parody. I don't know??? I'm not saying it's a bad parody. We all know that since parodybot's batteries died the overall parody quality here has dropped. But Da Meter doesn't grade on a curve. And further more @maddmaxx are you just jonesing for a good score because you are the OPer? OK..... the Paridy Meter says............... 7.36 I think this is LJ's 2 parody in the last 2 days and second parody in the last 2 years. He's working on it...
    2 points
  35. The ex-wife used to have a bumper sticker that read "Why do they call it tourist season if you can't shoot them." Niagara Falls - 10 miles from me - draws tourists, but to be honest most locals barely give it a 2nd thought.
    2 points
  36. Some of my RC cars are getting to look a lot like the full sized ones. This is the rear axle for a 4 link suspension in an off road racer. The differential is a locked spool. The disk brakes on the ends are just for show though. Is is a beast.......well, here it is with one of the "normal" RC cars.
    2 points
  37. Are you suggesting that he’s the relief bitcher?
    2 points
  38. 2 points
  39. Roasted some butternut squash and some brussels sprouts...along with a piece of salmon..YUM YUM... I am gonna have to go one line to the Pike Place Market Spice shop....I ran out of their spice again....
    2 points
  40. Vacation begins Friday afternoon. We are driving down to Smith Mountain Lake for four days. Riding the Blue Ridge Gran Fondo on Sunday The ride starts and ends at Ballast Point Brewing in Daleville.
    2 points
  41. I can't say that I cringe. More like a scowl. But I'm always like that.
    2 points
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