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    I never been able to park a car in the garage. My garage is filled with fun things.
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    Would Anyone Care

    That would not stop Mick from typing a three paragraph response to a question like "Are you wearing pants?" Just saying.
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    So he wants know

    On a waterbed, oh wait, that was another thread.
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    I’m too old for this shit

    It's the hair.
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    So he wants know

    Sounds like the answer is, at home surrounded by love.
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    I am truly trying not to panic

    On the ground and happy as a kid at Christmas. He is now over in the hangar.
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    Razors Edge

    Nailed it

    Settle for being smarter, better looking, funnier, but less worldly.
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    You are a sick bastard, cashews are one of the highlights of the nut world. Get your shit together and eat those damn cashews!
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    Another Reason I Like REI

    Yes only now it starts weeks early so that it's out of the way of the Christmas rush.
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    Modern vs Ancient :(

    I'd rather they put a bowl of whole, raw green beans on the table than that green bean casserole. Thanksgiving features a whole table full of rich fatty foods; I'm not sure who came up with the idea of pairing it with a rich fatty vegetable dish. And canned green beans are a crime against humanity. Just awful. and if I use the self checkout I'll pay with cash if I damn well please. If you don't want to wait behind me you shoulda got to the store earlier.
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    You folks don't have newspaper or drop cloths where you live?
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    Would Anyone Care

    When I am texting with my brother and I ask him if he’s wearing pants I see the three little dots that show that he is typing a response. I watch those three little dots move for ten minutes and think he must be writing a book. Then his answer comes up, he said “yes”
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    That sign is funny. The reality is bear spray works. If you live in bear country, you carry it. I've seen black bears and grizzlies multiple times while riding this year.
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    Hurt my back, can't do dook

    In Maryland, you have to take a college-level course in Care and Prevention of Athletic Injuries to coach high school sports (you can get away with "emergency" status without it the first year). What they drum home over and over is that ice is good at any time, but heat can cause swelling and pain. It can also sooth during the first 24 hours, but after 24 hours heat should only be applied if you're doing 15 minutes of ice, then 15 min of heat, then 15 minutes of ice, etc. ending with ice. There are the remains of dead tissue in your capillaries that can irritate your body and send messages to it to send water (swelling) to the area, and the ice-heat-ice-heat-ice-etc. treatment squeezes some of those poisons out of the capillaries, the heat causes fresh blood to be absorbed into them, then the fresh blood absorbs bad stuff for 15 minutes, then is squeezed back out.
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    So he wants know

    Make sure you ride your age. If you want to show off do it in miles instead of those metric thingies you guys use up there.
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    You mean with another person? i had a waterbed in my first apartment. Hard to get good traction on those
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    Razors Edge

    I Exceeded My Limit!

    On azzclownery today! I think it is mostly due to my sugar high, or anticipation of the long weekend. In either case, mischief managed!
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    where I want to spend my 60th birthday next year. I couldn't answer very well, because my birthday falls right in the middle of a work week and am trying to save my vacation days later. Or maybe I won't even have a job. Really. I'm trying to get stoked...but life looks unsettled so far. I DO celebrate that I have a loved one, am in good health, etc.
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    I can still see.

    That's official from my eye specialist. Eye pressures are still acceptable without medication. My field of vision seems normal (but they make allowances for the scars) I get a 4 month reprieve this time and if still ok then I can drop back to 6 month checkups. Winter white backgrounds is when I can see the little black pepper like specs in my vision. Those are left over from the blood trails when the retina's tore. I still have a touch of double vision......a very small vertical drop shadow effect that makes P's look like B's. You are all still safe in your cars though as you are too large to hide in one of my blind spots.........even cyclists
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    I gotta think, one of the few places that a brick & mortar establishment can trim or reduce costs these days is via the cost of employees. Look at the self-checkout thread. If Target or Walmart or Safeway is able to convert a cashier-dependent checkout to a self-checkout, I think it must be a cost saving measure. If so, that savings, however minuscule, likely gets spread out with some portion going to reduced prices on products. So... ...those darn slowpokes are not just causing us all emotional agita, but also costing us hard earned dollars!
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    A badge for wood? What the hell are the scouts coming to.
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    Sorry to derail your thread Petite, but I have a fascinating antidote I must share. One time in Clearwater FL I walked past two cops arresting a bum. In the middle of the arrest one of the cops sees my Buffalo Bills sweatshirt and starts talking to me about God's Country. He was missing Buffalo very much, you see.
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    I am truly trying not to panic

    This did not help.
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    That was a close call there.
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    Are there any improvements

    The trucker's hitch is the earlier version of the ratcheting tie down. I've burnt up a couple of cheap ropes cinching loads with it.
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    Razors Edge

    Are there any improvements

    Maybe you swap roles with jsharr next time he wants to go glamping. At least the kids might learn something other than how to read the breakfast menu in the chow tent.
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    Miss Crabtree is beautiful

    He did
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    And he is on a company computer. That could be looked at by HR any time they want. He'll say differently once he is at home on his personal computer.
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    The ornithologist is the quack.
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    Lincoln, NE. 25 degrees and falling. Winds gusting up to 33 mph. Snow about halfway through the game. Yet the majority of 88,000 Husker fans stuck it out to see the Huskers take a win over Michigan State! The atmosphere was electric! It’s been a rough first season for our new head coach, but there have been significant improvements as the season went on. We may not make an owl game this year, but there is good momentum to carry us to next year! Spent the day with WoW, my son, and 2 of my nephews. Fun day overall. Never really felt cold except for media timeouts and the walk back downtown.
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    Prophet Zacharia

    Would Anyone Care

    Only a Noob would think that people will jump through not one but TWO separate url hyperlinks to find some article about a shitty beer and it's brewing contracts. Although it is a crafty means of driving up the views of your other shitty threads.
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    Chiropractic care is what they call "a complementary treatment". It would be like massage or something like that. Don't forget, the guy has been looking at backs via x-ray and hands-on for his whole career. The question attempts to validate an argument by comparing dissimilar services. For your trouble, I award you a picture of dirty kitten.
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    Would Anyone Care

    I grew up with my brother in the same house but since he is older than me I didn’t witness his birth. I think my brother wears pants to bed and in the shower. He doesn’t share my aversion to clothes. He also takes his car to the repair shop every time he hits a deer. I think his insurance has paid over $30,000 repairing his $10,000 car. I hit five deer with my Element over the years, I have never taken a car to the body shop. That little scratch or crack doesn’t hurt anything, it adds to the personality of the vehicle.
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    For her a walk in the park is spending minutes sniffing various spots before peeing on them. I guess certain things just need to be done and someone has to do them.
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    That is true. Maybe I am wrong and that stuff is actually good for you. Personally, I do my best to cook from scratch. It just tastes better in my opinion.
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    Margarine or Light Butter?

    Breakfast? I had oatmeal with some fruit. These items frighten me. If your nutrition course said these are okay, go for it. https://www.landolakes.com/products/butter-spreads/light-butter-with-canola-oil/ Water*, Butter (cream, Salt), Canola Oil*, Buttermilk*, Contains Less Than 2% Of Food Starch-Modified*, Tapioca Maltodextrin*, Salt, Mono And Diglycerides* And PGPR* (emulsifiers), Lactic Acid*, Potassium Sorbate* And Sodium Benzoate* (to Preserve Freshness), Natural Flavor*, Xanthan Gum*,*beta-Carotene* (color). *Ingredients Not Found In Regular Butter https://www.jimmydean.com/products/delights/bowls/delights-turkey-sausage-breakfast-bowl PRECOOKED SCRAMBLED EGG WHITES, (EGG WHITES, MODIFIED CORN STARCH, NONFAT DRY MILK, WHEY PROTEIN ISOLATE, SOYBEAN OIL, CARRAGEENAN, SALT, NATURAL EGG FLAVOR, GUAR GUM, XANTHAN GUM), DICED POTATOES (POTATOES, VEGETABLE OIL [CANOLA AND/OR SOYBEAN], SALT, DEXTROSE, SODIUM ACID PYROPHOSPHATE [TO PROMOTE COLOR RETENTION]), COOKED TURKEY SAUSAGE CRUMBLES CARAMEL COLOR ADDED, BHT AND CITRIC ACID ADDED TO HELP PROTECT FLAVOR (TURKEY, SEASONING [SALT, DEXTROSE, SUGAR, SPICES, BHT, CITRIC ACID], CARAMEL COLOR, COOKED IN BEEF FAT), REDUCED FAT SHREDDED MILD CHEDDAR CHEESE (PASTEURIZED PART-SKIM MILK, CHEESE CULTURE, SALT ENZYMES, ANNATTO COLOR, VITAMIN A), WATER. CONTAINS EGG AND MILK.
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    Prophet Zacharia

    Would Anyone Care

    I am sure someone would care. Their production line workers to start.
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    Once You Own Your House

    Staying in the state is the killer. Go somewhere else to really get a low cost of living, like Romania.
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    So he wants know

    And don't forget we might be in a deep winter freeze ie. -20 to -25 degrees C around birthday time. Seriously...happens too often. One year I managed to cycle 20 km. on my birthday. That was enough. Sounds good ...ride American miles and get gift in American dollars.
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    Have you ever sexed on a waterbed?

    Now we know how you hurt your back.
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    I’m too old for this shit

    Good move, hide all those holes in the drywall behind cabinets that way you don't have to patch them.
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    Is this an ad for Q-Tips?

    Don't use a Q-tip in your ear!
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    I have to pull her away from kids toys and balls and such left on or near the sidewalk before she pees on them.
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    Square Wheels

    Sunday dinner

    Pile of veggie stuff the wife made. She's pretty cool.
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