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    I never been able to park a car in the garage. My garage is filled with fun things.
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    jsharr

    Would Anyone Care

    That would not stop Mick from typing a three paragraph response to a question like "Are you wearing pants?" Just saying.
  5. 4 points
    Longjohn

    So he wants know

    On a waterbed, oh wait, that was another thread.
  6. 4 points
    maddmaxx

    I’m too old for this shit

    It's the hair.
  7. 4 points
    Airehead

    So he wants know

    Sounds like the answer is, at home surrounded by love.
  8. 3 points
    Airehead

    I am truly trying not to panic

    On the ground and happy as a kid at Christmas. He is now over in the hangar.
  9. 3 points
    Razors Edge

    Nailed it

    Settle for being smarter, better looking, funnier, but less worldly.
  10. 3 points
    You are a sick bastard, cashews are one of the highlights of the nut world. Get your shit together and eat those damn cashews!
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    maddmaxx

    Another Reason I Like REI

    Yes only now it starts weeks early so that it's out of the way of the Christmas rush.
  12. 3 points
    TrentonMakes

    Modern vs Ancient :(

    I'd rather they put a bowl of whole, raw green beans on the table than that green bean casserole. Thanksgiving features a whole table full of rich fatty foods; I'm not sure who came up with the idea of pairing it with a rich fatty vegetable dish. And canned green beans are a crime against humanity. Just awful. and if I use the self checkout I'll pay with cash if I damn well please. If you don't want to wait behind me you shoulda got to the store earlier.
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    You folks don't have newspaper or drop cloths where you live?
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    Longjohn

    Would Anyone Care

    When I am texting with my brother and I ask him if he’s wearing pants I see the three little dots that show that he is typing a response. I watch those three little dots move for ten minutes and think he must be writing a book. Then his answer comes up, he said “yes”
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    That sign is funny. The reality is bear spray works. If you live in bear country, you carry it. I've seen black bears and grizzlies multiple times while riding this year.
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    MickinMD

    Hurt my back, can't do dook

    In Maryland, you have to take a college-level course in Care and Prevention of Athletic Injuries to coach high school sports (you can get away with "emergency" status without it the first year). What they drum home over and over is that ice is good at any time, but heat can cause swelling and pain. It can also sooth during the first 24 hours, but after 24 hours heat should only be applied if you're doing 15 minutes of ice, then 15 min of heat, then 15 minutes of ice, etc. ending with ice. There are the remains of dead tissue in your capillaries that can irritate your body and send messages to it to send water (swelling) to the area, and the ice-heat-ice-heat-ice-etc. treatment squeezes some of those poisons out of the capillaries, the heat causes fresh blood to be absorbed into them, then the fresh blood absorbs bad stuff for 15 minutes, then is squeezed back out.
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    Longjohn

    So he wants know

    Make sure you ride your age. If you want to show off do it in miles instead of those metric thingies you guys use up there.
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    You mean with another person? i had a waterbed in my first apartment. Hard to get good traction on those
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    where I want to spend my 60th birthday next year. I couldn't answer very well, because my birthday falls right in the middle of a work week and am trying to save my vacation days later. Or maybe I won't even have a job. Really. I'm trying to get stoked...but life looks unsettled so far. I DO celebrate that I have a loved one, am in good health, etc.
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    maddmaxx

    I can still see.

    That's official from my eye specialist. Eye pressures are still acceptable without medication. My field of vision seems normal (but they make allowances for the scars) I get a 4 month reprieve this time and if still ok then I can drop back to 6 month checkups. Winter white backgrounds is when I can see the little black pepper like specs in my vision. Those are left over from the blood trails when the retina's tore. I still have a touch of double vision......a very small vertical drop shadow effect that makes P's look like B's. You are all still safe in your cars though as you are too large to hide in one of my blind spots.........even cyclists
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    A badge for wood? What the hell are the scouts coming to.
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    jsharr

    I Exceeded My Limit!

    Can you give us an example so we can tell when you are being an azzclown?
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    donkpow

    Are there any improvements

    The trucker's hitch is the earlier version of the ratcheting tie down. I've burnt up a couple of cheap ropes cinching loads with it.
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    Razors Edge

    Are there any improvements

    Maybe you swap roles with jsharr next time he wants to go glamping. At least the kids might learn something other than how to read the breakfast menu in the chow tent.
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    donkpow

    Modern vs Ancient :(

    You don't play well with others, do you?
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    jsharr

    Miss Crabtree is beautiful

    He did
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    The ornithologist is the quack.
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    Lincoln, NE. 25 degrees and falling. Winds gusting up to 33 mph. Snow about halfway through the game. Yet the majority of 88,000 Husker fans stuck it out to see the Huskers take a win over Michigan State! The atmosphere was electric! It’s been a rough first season for our new head coach, but there have been significant improvements as the season went on. We may not make an owl game this year, but there is good momentum to carry us to next year! Spent the day with WoW, my son, and 2 of my nephews. Fun day overall. Never really felt cold except for media timeouts and the walk back downtown.
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    Prophet Zacharia

    Would Anyone Care

    Only a Noob would think that people will jump through not one but TWO separate url hyperlinks to find some article about a shitty beer and it's brewing contracts. Although it is a crafty means of driving up the views of your other shitty threads.
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    Dirtyhip

    Modern vs Ancient :(

    I shopped yesterday. A man with a cart half full and me with 5 items both arrived at the lane at the same time. He said to go ahead, and I said … "It's OK. If you need to go now I can wait." He insisted, so I went. I think lower population zones may be prone to more civility and friendliness. People are chatty and warm here. People who move here from larger cities find us strangely friendly, and it makes some uncomfortable. Welcome to Mayberry. Where people in line at the grocery share a recipe.
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    Dirtyhip

    Modern vs Ancient :(

    Maybe we should tattoo those people with a number, so they are easily identified. I am a coupon folk. I often have them ready, because I put the coupons in my cart with the item as I shop. Monetarily, we get squeezed everywhere. I will use my coupons to help the situation, if I can. As the cashier rings me up, I watch. I know the prices at which I bought the item. There has been moments when, they didn't ring it up for the sale price. I tell them, and it becomes this big deal when they need a manager to come over and clear it out. It's the store's fault to have an ad and not honor it. No problem. I can wait while they figure out how to take off the dollar to the rolling total.
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    donkpow

    Hurt my back, can't do dook

    Chiropractic care is what they call "a complementary treatment". It would be like massage or something like that. Don't forget, the guy has been looking at backs via x-ray and hands-on for his whole career. The question attempts to validate an argument by comparing dissimilar services. For your trouble, I award you a picture of dirty kitten.
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    jsharr

    "Fix my bike?"

    As I recall it is made of gas pipe. That damn thing was heavy. Front shocks had to just be springs inside. Rear shocks were springs but had an adjuster ring with about 4 click stops. Rear swing arm had a nylon bushing and was sloppy. Seat was a big old flat thing. Here is what is should look like
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    Longjohn

    Would Anyone Care

    I grew up with my brother in the same house but since he is older than me I didn’t witness his birth. I think my brother wears pants to bed and in the shower. He doesn’t share my aversion to clothes. He also takes his car to the repair shop every time he hits a deer. I think his insurance has paid over $30,000 repairing his $10,000 car. I hit five deer with my Element over the years, I have never taken a car to the body shop. That little scratch or crack doesn’t hurt anything, it adds to the personality of the vehicle.
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    For her a walk in the park is spending minutes sniffing various spots before peeing on them. I guess certain things just need to be done and someone has to do them.
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    dennis

    Margarine or Light Butter?

    That is true. Maybe I am wrong and that stuff is actually good for you. Personally, I do my best to cook from scratch. It just tastes better in my opinion.
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    ...my back is fine, so I did a turkey today.
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    Dirtyhip

    Once You Own Your House

    Slovenia.
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    shootingstar

    So he wants know

    And don't forget we might be in a deep winter freeze ie. -20 to -25 degrees C around birthday time. Seriously...happens too often. One year I managed to cycle 20 km. on my birthday. That was enough. Sounds good ...ride American miles and get gift in American dollars.
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    donkpow

    Hurt my sack. Can't do pork.

    You should just lay on the floor and sweat.
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    Now we know how you hurt your back.
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    Airehead

    Sunday dinner

    Fried green tomatoes. But I baked them.
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    I have to pull her away from kids toys and balls and such left on or near the sidewalk before she pees on them.
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    Square Wheels

    Sunday dinner

    Pile of veggie stuff the wife made. She's pretty cool.
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    Longjohn

    Margarine or Light Butter?

    I don’t see the need to spread grease on my bread. If I did I would use butter. I have churned my own butter, it’ snot processed in the way margerine is. You take the cream off the top of the milk and shake or churn it until you have butter. I wouldn’t touch margarine with a ten foot butter knife.
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