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I need to go to the bathroom. Who's coming with me?

That commercial is stupid. It basically says, "No more men. It's 2019. We are all women now." Sorry Gillette. I ain't switchin' teams! I like manly men!

...I thought they would all walk into a bar, and hilarity would ensue.

What women wanted.. What women got.. Courtesy of Gillette.

I’m puzzled why anyone would want to do that?

@Dottles might like it too

Did you hear about the new corduroy pillows everyone is talking about? They are making headlines everywhere!

I gave cookies to a homeless woman on the subway today, I think I may have been trying to kill her because they weren't very good cookies. I think sugar cookies are often given little thought or care while baking, you see. I also gave her peanut butter crackers and a chicken salad sandwich they also gave me for the trip, because this chicken salad gives me reflux, and I had reflux the whole trip. I might have asked the homeless woman about reflux, but didn't want to slow her down. Plus, she seemed really appreciative. I hope she didn't get reflux. The end.

Let's see....... If I were to guess I would say sliced chicken boob and mixed veggies from a bag of frozen stuff. Oh, on a pretty paper plate.

None of you will be able to Mansplain. This ad has convinced all of you to become women.

I have other animals that love to come to womaxx's cafe.

This is why McDonalds used to call them Shakes and not Milk Shakes - because they were mostly polystyrene at the time.

I read that and had to take a second look at who posted that, it sounds like RG.

I have finder apps on everything. I would just use the app on my phone to find the remote. Phone? ?

I have tons of integrity, in like new condition, God knows I've never used it.

Jared was a pedophile.

You don't have the heat shield up, do you? Did you turn on the oven light bulb? Maybe it's a one-way mirror and you have to look from the inside.

I see an opportunity here. Kickbacks.

All the Vanguardians shed a tear today. Thank you, John, for introducing the low fee index fund.

F This.. I'm a manly man.. I don't use razors.. I shave my head with a finally shapened K-Bar knife I so did on a grinding stone. When I am done I use it for killing my dinner by hand after pouncing on it from a tree I climbed. This was all done in the during the wee hours of the morning as all the nancy boys were all tucked into their PJ dreaming of thier first morning coffee.

It doesn't wash away my whorey feeling, I will tell you that much. I do feel only half as whorey, though, so there is that. Maybe I will write a poem about being half a whore, Cheese would like that, I think.

So I was walking through the bike store and saw a bike for sale. I inquired and the salesman said it was on clearance priced @ $1100 USD. A 2017 Cannondale Touring 1. Tiagra 4703 shifter/brake levers, FD, RD. FSA compact crank. Avid BB7 brakes w/160 mm rotors. A Tubus EVO rack. Welgo pedals. Schwalbe Marathon 28" x 1.5" (622x40) tires. I put my pump and saddle, a couple of water bottle cages, and the saddle bag off another bike. I took the 11-34T cassette and mixed in a 16-27 junior development cassette. That gives me something that makes sense at 16-34T. I still need to adjust fit.

Sure, it is. However, the commercial was still dumb and basically said all men are problems and propped up silliness in the ad, which is for chicks. It is wrong in all kinds of preachy ways, and ignores all sort of underlying innateness of being that may be manly. I am insulted by Gillette, and will manscape with other products which are cheaper.

Some of the bags that people carry on are ridiculous. I felt obliged to help a lady put a huge bag in her overhead but I couldnt get the door to close. Having strained my back lifting it in, I figured I did my good deed and left it. The flight attendant walked by and tried to close it herself, then flashed everyone within view a dirty look. It took her several tries but she slammed it closed. Probably pushed out the aluminum skin on the plane in the process though. I don't know if they got it to open again. I made sure I got in line before her when we exited the plane.

Was it chicken boob, skinless with some anonymous tv dinner vegetables?

$20 is $20

Incorrect. He was a turtle.

Wait until the closest shelves fall down.

Well played!!!!!! :D

From Emily Dickinson “Hope” is the thing with feathers - That perches in the soul - And sings the tune without the words - And never stops - at all - And sweetest - in the Gale - is heard - And sore must be the storm - That could abash the little Bird That kept so many warm - I’ve heard it in the chillest land - And on the strangest Sea - Yet - never - in Extremity, It asked a crumb - of me.

Aha! P & R!!!

I've been all about Subway lately. Been hittin' the spot. Get off yer butt and get yourself a sub!

I'd check out their superior sandwich. Much better than the sub one.

Did my thing at Planet Fitness..?️‍♀️

I am humble, but surely not as humble as SW, which paradoxically makes me more humble.

It is bucolic, dammit! Imported from Lancaster county!

Briggs and Riley makes excellent luggage. I use their small backpack as a brief case and it stands up very well. I have used other pieces over the years and found them to be excellent. My Travelpro is more than 20 years old and I recently had the wheels replaced. The old ones still worked but had lost an inch in diameter to wear. I see a lot of people with the newer series crew bags and they don't stand up at all. If you are using it to visit AWWC, his dandyness will only be happy if you show up with Globe Trotter luggage though.. You have been warned.

What I do....Hon...I can't find the remote WoScrapr: Big, big sigh....let me find that for you. <walks over to coffee table> Oh look...here it is <sarcasm dripping> Scrapr: Thanks!

B and R and the better TravelPro bags.

Stash a ruler or tape measure in your car. There is NO REASON to attach one to your keys and tote it all over the place.

too high

It's a woman's dog, so I should be safe

Again, put the top up on the Cabriolet and you will be fine.

We do a three week fast every January, no meat, dairy or bread. As of this morning I’m down 8.5 lbs. once the fast is over we plan to do vegetarian for 6 months. Hope to hit the start of riding season under 195.