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My oldest just got excepted to get his orange belt in jiu jitsu and was also asked to join the competition team they are getting ready to put together. He is studying in jiu jitsu/MMA kickboxing, and is literally kicking ass.

I've been in Cali for the past week. There for some conferences. Went to a gym out there and some hot chick asked me if I would watch a machine for her. She was running back and forth between squatting and leg extensions. So thinking I am going to get laid I say sure, why not? Well of course some wanna be bad ass comes up to me and says he's gonna use the leg extension machine. I tell him fine. Then dude starts to freak out on me. Asking me if I think he's an Asshole. I say yep, I sure do and start to walk out. A date isn't worth all of this. So the hot chick follows me out and I am chatting her up. Wouldn't you know it, Mr Asshole comes walking out and get's in my face. Saying he wishes I would call him an asshole again. I am ready to get this POS out of here so I act like I am going to hit him. Dude freezes up and actually pisses his pants! It was all pretty funny. Some people are just wound too tight.

I'm sorry but I have to say that you handled this all wrong........you should have taken the initiative and punched the girl......dear me yes...less risk that way.

AKA gym drama... So I get to the gym and it's busy. I see the only open leg extension machine and get on it. I then see a gym bag next to it. Dude on the next machine says she's using that machine & points to a girl doing squats. No she's not, she's doing squats and I adjust the weight. Squats girl walks up and says I'm using that machine. No your not, your doing squats. Well I'm going to use it now! How you gonna do that with me on it? Squats girl calls me an asshole and grabs her bag & moves on. So after work out, Squats girl and next machine dude are waiting for me in the parking lot!! Next machine dude says I'm gonna kick your ass! Uh OK do what you gotta do... Your a fucking asshole! I know, your girl already told me. So you gonna kick my ass now or later??? Dude feigns a punch, I don't flinch (he was 4' away) and next machine dude and squats girl walks away. Now the asshole that I am, I start egging him on. So when should I expect my ass kicking then!?!? Hello? I'll be here tomorrow, should I expect it then!?!? Kids these days...

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Brought in my RBG Trainer book..he found something in there to add to my weekly torture He said he wished I could be there when he has this class of high school kids..He would love for them to see how much I can do...and how hard I am working....because they whine at a 5 pound weight..(I did do a set of 10 bench presses with the 25ers..but that was way tough..not to be done at PF....he said stick with the 20's there)..Anyway..even the PT people working when we are there comment on my workouts!! He wants me to be "client of the month" maybe this spring...

You should report him for peeing in the shower.

Next thing you know, he'll probably report you for peeing in the shower.

Sold his 48 cm roadie and cross bike. Along with his small mountain bike to finance the new bike.

Brain. Sad if you think about that being my best.

The Princess Bride. It has multi-age, multi-gender appeal. Comedy, action, drama, romance.

Am I missing something?  mom guessing, your own phone?

Are you really ChrisL? I think you got hacked by Beanz.

They could just ask us.....

I think BuffJim needs this hanging on his man cave wall.

Once in a while she is looking over my shoulder and I'm laughing. What's so funny she asks. Then i have to go back to the original post...sometimes a few replies down...then to the parody by the time i do all that she has lost interest. if you have to mansplain everything it ain't funny. What is a woman man to do?

That's about right..

My right eyebrow is pretty good shape.

Shhhh! I told my wife I had a mishap working out too hard and peed myself! ?

51 cm CAAD X. Rival. Had it switched from double to single front chain ring. It's a bit of a pig right now. The factory wheels suck. Once we put it on a diet it should be dope. The brakes are amazing.

...can't touch this.

I'm just glad that all assholes don't get their asses kicked every time someone figures out they are an asshole. If they did, I would be getting my ass kicked at least once or twice a day.

I can't afford those so I just wear shirts upside down to be cool

When you walk up the stairs in my office building, there are an incredible number of doors because you have to go through two little hallways with doors, and stairs with separate fire safety doors and then another little landing area with separate doors. When you walk in with someone, it can get silly because you keep saying "thank you" every time someone open the door for you - which is every few seconds. I'll sometimes say that getting to the office is like entering Control headquarters. At which point I often get a blank look and I add "you know, like at the beginning of Get Smart" - and then I get another blank look.

What the hell is 600% less of something???

What about the guy code? Dude tried to stand up for his girl and you made him run away with his tail between his legs. Dude ain't gettin' any for at least a month now!

Donny, you're out of your element!

I believe it was funded by Gillette?

Thanks guys! Family; twin sister and parents are coming over for dinner. Too tired and busy lately to put something together so we're going to have takeout Chinese. Got my gift from my wife: Nice set of Planar cans with a new DAC/Amp for the office. Tomorrow we go to the Lightning game against the Sharks. Good seats 5 rows back behind the away bench. Shaping up to be a good birthday!

I bet he is boycotting Gillette right now

Debbie does Dallas?

It's none of my business, but it made me angry. I take WofTy to her doctor appointment. Check in and sit down in the small waiting area. Two people come in. They check in and sit down and immediately go to town on their cell phones. An older couple comes in next. The husband has his phone out and starts staring at it. The wife is busy with the check in pad they use nowadays. Another couple comes in. Check in and sit down and THEY start in with the phones. WofTy finishes with her procedure so I go out to the car to drive around and pick her up. I get in the car and look at the older couple in the truck next to me and both of them have their faces stuck in their phones. Am I missing something?

My wife got this to keep in her purse, you know, just in case.

How do you uvulate?

my uvula

Just another day at the beach

I was going to say that they are the only people in the house that don't think I'm an asshole...........but upon further review...............

Many a time I've been in conf Many a time I've been in confrontation very like yours and without exception they backed down....oh yes. This was partly due to my air of controlled menace...... but mainly because they were scared they would kill me.

Now that's better

Many people don't know this but there is a special technique for impressing your girlfriend with your willingness to engage in combat but not actually performing in violence. First of all, square off against the guy, ball your fists, and make threatening noises. Ensure your gf is behind you and well protected from the impending violence. With your right fist, make a big jab. Lean into it like it is a death blow. Simultaneously, thump your chest with your left fist and make a grunt like "mmm". This simulates contact with your opponent and since your gf is in a protected position behind you, she can't actually see what has happened. She thinks you made contact with your enemy and that you are a manly man. Done!

..you effed up big time, @AirwickWithCheese. This woman could have been your ticket to a new Mustang.

It is interesting in a way, more from a film history kind of way. This is a looong movie, and there are lots of body parts flying around everywhere. I can see this causing a ruckus at the time amongst those who wanted to cause a ruckus about it, telling anyone who would listen that this would cause the downfall of society (how right they were). There is actually some very graphic sex involved. Close up dicks and boobs and girly bits. There were hairy armpits amongst some of the ladies. Winter bush everywhere. It gets to be a bit overmuch, scenes are drawn out way more than they need to be. There is some level of gratuity involved. It looks like it would be a lot of fun to be emperor. Absolute power looks like it would be corrupting in the wrong hands. It would have been strange being on the set. There really is a lot of graphic oral sex, that seems to be a favorite of the directors/writers. It looks like a big screw-you to the entrenched film industry, at least in part.

I see what you did there.

Blues Brothers.

Airplane!