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  1. 7 points
    2Far

    Who wants to join me

    Circa 1978. Cold winter night in the north country of NYS. 2Far headed back to school sees a car with a flat tire on the side of the road. Being the snow-jedi that he was, he stops to render aid. A SUNY coed is the driver of the disabled vehicle. 2Far begins to change the tire. Manages to get the jack out & on a firm piece under the car before his gloved hands quit working. Since her car is still running, he hops in coed's cars to warm up hands. Goes outside for round two. Gets the 5 lug nuts loose & car off the ground and the hands freeze up again. Gets in the car, coed says your hands will get warmer faster if you put them between my legs. 2Far agrees and complies. Goes outside for round three. Nuts off. Tire off, Spare on. three nuts back on. Hands cold. Back in car. 2Far reaches towards previously warm spot. Coed holds his hands and asks "Don't your ears ever get cold?"
  2. 3 points
    RalphWaldoMooseworth

    Damn, it is cold.

    Man I love my couch!
  3. 3 points
    I know Gordon Liddy.
  4. 3 points
    Tapeworm.
  5. 3 points
    Of course. I am not a dummy. Priorities.
  6. 2 points
    Superintendents and School Administrators have turned to closing schools with music videos, song and dance... You can no longer just announce that school is closed.... What will you do We will gladly critique your video if you need help
  7. 2 points
    jsharr

    The trophy emoji

  8. 2 points
    You should see the guy that does my windows!
  9. 2 points
    Kzoo

    Who wants to join me

    I clicked Learn More but nothing happened...
  10. 2 points
    2Far

    Who wants to join me

  11. 2 points
    JerrySTL

    Not an e-bike thread...

    We all might. More than 36,000 pounds of Tyson chicken nuggets recalled because they may contain rubber https://www.usatoday.com/story/money/2019/01/29/tyson-chicken-recall-rubber-may-contaminate-nuggets-usda-says/2717993002/ I wonder why they were all rubbery.
  12. 2 points
    Longjohn

    I am damn hungry. Why?

    My oncologist said I have regained four pounds since July, yay!
  13. 2 points
    an e-bike took my parking spot the other day. WTF? Do they know who they are messing with?
  14. 2 points
    Zackny

    Now they’re using the B word

    In 97 along ethnic 177 on a north facing slope there was snow until mid June. We had a contractor work on the Hill that winter and in July 15th there was still ice along the main skid trail they had used.
  15. 2 points
    FIFY Waiting.... Can't wait....
  16. 2 points
    Zackny

    Now they’re using the B word

    Just another day in the north country
  17. 2 points
    Randomguy

    I am damn hungry. Why?

    ???
  18. 1 point
    JerrySTL

    Head and Shoulders Shampoo

    Can you use it on your legs? I'm asking for a friend who wears black socks....
  19. 1 point
    petitepedal

    Golden Dawn Oolong

    I decided to have some tea this afternoon...trying one of the other new ones I got on the weekend...it is a light tea....only steep it for 2 to 4 minutes..kinda nice as my Condo is getting over hot (I opened the curtains and although it is nasty cold outside the sun is bright as can be reflecting off the snow!...Oh yeah the ground is finally covered with the snow we got Sunday night...no more grass sticking up.
  20. 1 point
    Very few people ever put a holeshot on me. That was something that I did very very well.
  21. 1 point
    so where do I apply for that window washing job again?
  22. 1 point
    You are right, i am just a pussy.
  23. 1 point
    If God wanted Texans to fly in helicopters, bull horns would rotate.
  24. 1 point
    You just sort of stick your nose in there like refueling???
  25. 1 point
    I made a few sharpie on post it note avatars for other "members" but nothing of that genre. It suits you...
  26. 1 point
    Kzoo

    Not an e-bike thread...

    What are you babbling about now?
  27. 1 point
    Kzoo

    Head and Shoulders Shampoo

    I would tell him to try head and shoulders. Or you could just use the SW method... soap up you head and let it rinse down to your legs.
  28. 1 point
    Further

    Damn, it is cold.

    The thing that sold me on synthetic oil was how quick the oil light goes out in cold temps. With the old 10W40, I remember staring at that stupid oil light for what felt like minutes on end, with full synthetic it's off in seconds.
  29. 1 point
    Dottie

    Not an e-bike thread...

    Because of my heart stents, I have given up meat so I think (hope?) I am good.
  30. 1 point
    MickinMD

    Damn, it is cold.

    I just finished getting the ice and snow off my car from the Tues and Wednes. dustings. A glove was missing from my coat pocket - I hope I dropped it in the house - but luckily I had bought a new pair. But it was in the car. So rushed out to the car and put them on - my hands getting cold in the process but better than being in the heavy, cold wind. The front of my car points NNE and so my windshield to my headlights usually collect and retain ice and snow more than the rest of the car. There was a lot of hard ice I had to gently scrape away and I let the motor run until the exhaust was warm. The starter cranked nice and fast so I'll be good tomorrow when I get my oil changed at 1 pm. (upper teens temp, at least). Buying a 5 qt container of 0W-20 full synthetic Mobil 1 at Walmart for $29 and taking it with me beats the heck out of the garage charging me $70 for oil. So it's sitting in my car and I wondered if I should bring it in the house as temps go below 10F, where I'd probably forget to take it tomorrow. But a google turned up, "...synthetic oil has excellent stability through a wide temperature range. For example, Mobil 1 0W-20 oil pours at temperatures as low as –47 degrees Celsius and protects at oil temperatures as high as 205 degrees Celsius." So I left it in the car.
  31. 1 point
    petitepedal

    Not an e-bike thread...

    so @Kzoo you would rather eat LIVE fish
  32. 1 point
    Kzoo

    My nips are like a stack of dimes!

    NOOOOOOOO
  33. 1 point
    Kzoo

    Not an e-bike thread...

    Ewwwwwww Dead fish
  34. 1 point
    Tizeye

    New mattress shopping

    You are in the wrong business. It could be a tax deduction.
  35. 1 point
  36. 1 point
    Airdales jumping over "schools closed" signs.
  37. 1 point
    Dottie

    I am damn hungry. Why?

    We should swap our dietary needs.
  38. 1 point
    Prophet Zacharia

    I am damn hungry. Why?

    If you want a few of mine, I can drop them off next time I go to Erie.
  39. 1 point
    Really strong pot, from what I've heard. Personally, I haven't tried a cheese strain.
  40. 1 point
    I nominate you as the invasion leader.
  41. 1 point
    RalphWaldoMooseworth

    I am damn hungry. Why?

    I stress eat like a sumbitch.
  42. 1 point
    2Far

    Now they’re using the B word

    I think that was the year Buffalo still had snow under some Thruway overpasses in June.
  43. 1 point
    Oh I will add one if you'd like. Just encapsulate the same regurgitation.
  44. 1 point
    Do they like dog sleds? Most of the trails we use are shared use. They have many miles of their own and bitch that we have 7 miles of "no motor vehicle trails" in Manistee National Forest. We have a big fight to keep them off the trails that are for sled dogs, skis, snowshoes and fat bikes only Our sled dog club maintains the trails. I have been in other areas that dog sleds are very welcome on the trails. Manistee NF seems to be the area where sled dogs are most unwelcome on the multi-use trails.
  45. 1 point
    BuffJim

    Now they’re using the B word

    Gotta Love the Watertown Newspaper. Little mention of a blizzard, and yet they are getting 3-4 feet with high winds: https://www.watertowndailytimes.com/
  46. 1 point
    2Far

    Now they’re using the B word

    Yay Watertown! Blizzard of '77, after spring break, Lew LaFornara & 2Far were driving on I-81 when we heard on the radio that it was closed. Couldn't see squat. The snow plows had snow blowers on them, so it was like driving in a white viaduct.
  47. 1 point
    Dottie

    I am damn hungry. Why?

    Stress.
  48. 1 point
    I happily have no idea what that is and I'm not UTG to find out.
  49. 1 point
    I think he might be afraid the other forum might boycott us or something.
  50. 0 points
    I have no way of measuring. My bean bags just froze off. No more sex for Couch. Evar! Couch
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