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This morning’s sunrise.

Next to me in the bed and then I remember she is sleeping in the recliner in the living room.

Twice now I've been sitting near the emergency exits on a flight. When they ask if I can remove them, I say sure I've done it before. That gets me some strange looks. After a few seconds I tell them that I was an aircraft mechanic and often that's how we get out on the wings.

This is my second cup, my pot is supposed to make 12 cups but it only makes two.

You can apply to be removed from the No-Fly list you know.

At the bike shop last night. Jens Voigt meet and greet. About 70 people showed up to hear him talk about his life, family and racing career. Very nice guy and entertaining speaker. He signed books, jerseys, posters, even someone’s bike.

The police showed up at my door at 8 am this morning. The ladies at the Wade Hampton Chick fil A asked for a welfare check on me worried I was dead.

I grew up watching the Twilight Zone. So I try to avoid sitting near the wings when I can. ?

Son told me last night that Robert-the-Jedi and Dumplin’ are engaged. No wedding date yet, but I’ll keep you posted. Gift registry will probably be Target, Game Stop and Little Caesar’s

I knew my position qualifies for bonus but with me not even being on board a year yet and our company not doing well in 2018 I wasn’t expecting anything. My boss calls me in and in an apologetic manner states they could only give me $2,000 this year but next year should be much better. I told them I wasn’t expecting anything so it’s all good. A nice surprise to an other wise shit day...

Deep ache. Felt like I was sitting on an acorn. Inability to lift my leg high enough under its own power to get in the truck (I had to grab my pant leg & lift it up). Bending forwards while standing rotated the spur through the socket & would light me up shortly afterwards. Unable to sleep on either side. 1st ortho doc had me on 4x Advil, 3 times per day. Cardiologist was not happy. Cycling was not too bad, surprisingly. I was increasingly miserable, I had total replacement ~5 years after initial diagnosis. FWIW, in that first diagnosis, I was bone on bone. Arthritis pain was gone immediately. They had me up walking & up/down stairs 3 hours post-op. PT guy came to the house 3 days/week for 2 weeks. I PT trained like a SEAL. Ditched the walker after the first day, used a cane. I set the watch to 1 hour repeats: got out of the chair; peed; lap around the downstairs; 1 set of all the PTs the PT guy had given me to that point; refilled the water bottle; sat back down; repeat. I was on the trainer ~day 6 post-op. I went back for my 3 week post-op. Doc was impressed. "Can I go back to work?" He frowned, "What do you do?" I told him, more frown. "No lifting >25 pounds", "OK". "No climbing ladders", my turn to frown. "How high can you lift your leg", I lifted the knee above my new hip. He grins, says "you are good to go." Full release to work in 22 days post-op.

Is Dawn the pole dancer?

Nice. However white matches the snow but not the slush. I've owned both white and black cars and will never do it again. Always look dirty within a couple of days of washing them. Silver hides dirt well.

I think there is significant reason to ground it. Firstly, there is an issue with the MCAS. That is the stall protection system new to the 737 Max 8. There is increasing evidence that flight crews are not being made aware of the system which is a problem. It can be disabled but if crews are unfamiliar with both the problem and the fix, accidents are going to happen. Disabling it, disables the entire stall protection system so that isn't an option as a precaution. If a malfunction happens at a low altitude, the crews may not have the physical opportunity to recognize the issue and successfully disable it. Training is one issue, overall flight crew experience and crew culture is also a huge factor. It may not be a coincidence that third world carriers have experienced the accidents. There have been the same reported MCAS issues in the US but have been handled effectively by the crew. This is probably not type specific experience but overall experience and elementary training. The airlines and FAA are all saying, we know there is an issue and have now trained the crews. That is an unacceptable fix and regulators are probably reacting to the pressure of commerce, both from manufacturers and airlines. I have experienced that willful dismissal by the FAA in my career first hand. They get too cozy with companies the size of Boeing. So, until there is a proven fix, a working algorithm for the MCAS or a means of disabling the system at lower altitudes as a normal procedure, I will avoid the airplane.

...some stuff in bloom today: ^^^Fairy Blush (a small flowered camellia) ^^^John XXIII ^^^William Hertrich (huge flowers, a Reticulata hybrid) ^^^I think I called this "Yesterday" when I posted a photo of it. It's actually "Tomorrow". This is what happens when you are always in the present. You get yesterday and tomorrow confused. ^^^ a special, larger flowered selection of Clematis armandii, from Monrovia nurseries. Strongly and sweetly scented.

Well, my old A5 Specialized Epic turned 7 last year and my LBS called me as they had a buyer. So.. I did a demo ride and have on order, a new Stumpy. Just the Expert 27.5 but that will do for my less aggressive style these days. N=N is also good.

@team scooter and @groupw A Mazda CX 5 with 4,200 miles on it.

Just go ahead and buy it. Name it The Dog House, as you will be sleeping in the side car for a long time.

Nominated!!!

Please explain what Kilroy is to Razor and other uninformed millennials.

I have never been hip, tragically.

As a former aircraft mechanic, I find it difficult to think that having the aircraft doing something different than the aircrew inputs is not a good idea. How would you like your car to not stop when you press on the brakes? From what I gather, it takes 3 actions to disable the MCAS system. In an emergency, that might be too much to do. From what I read, Boeing wanted to make the 737 Max 8 so similar to fly that the aircrews wouldn't need much additional training. However the larger engines on the Max 8 are moved forward on the wing for clearance which makes things somewhat different to fly. Seems that Boeing wanted their aircraft cake and eat it too.

I thought he got a job at this shop?

A couple went shopping at the mall recently but when they got there the car broke down. The husband told the wife to go ahead and take care of the shopping while he took care of the car. Upon returning to the car in the parking lot, the wife found a crowd of people standing around and a pair of hairy legs sticking out from under the car. Although wearing shorts, it became painfully obvious that the private parts attached to the legs were in plain public view. Being a proper wife the woman quickly bent over and readjusted all the parts to be properly out of sight. Upon standing up the woman looked across the car to see her husband standing at the edge of the crowd. He was fine, but the mechanic under the car needed 3 stitches in his forehead.

I'm sure they have nice down vests and jackets if they need them.

Our epic dump from 2-3 weeks ago (24") <reported> is still around but starting to melt off. It to to about 47 yesterday then only down to 36 last night. Should be in the high 40's through the weekend. The big piles at the malls & parking lots will take a month or more to melt off I opened up one drain yesterday. Going to do 2 more today. You know how it's hard to find the drains when they are covered in snow & ice? I use google street view to get pretty close. Yesterday i hit the drain on my first shovel. I was pretty impressed with myself

Next to the bike rack. I have to find a different parking spot.

hi

At least he got you out riding.

Use the baskets to lure a pole dancer to your house and then force her at knifepoint to clear the drain. If she notices the bent tips the whole plan collapses, so you should take care of the knife problem first.

Have you SEEN my SAT scores? You can't afford me!

I was perma banned for trying to join the mile high club with some foreign pilot. I confused him (her) for a militant lesbian. The cabin crew had over served me.

MomCheese has lovely casement windows. I enjoyed the view when I visited her and SisCheese for petit fours and sweet tea.

I will not cook my parents, you monster!

I trust my doctor when he recommends that I smoke Camels.

I haven’t been bred for a long time and I miss it.

And the Parody Meter says..... 9.87

even hookers & strippers aren't off limits. Well garage hooks & paint stripper

One football team lost an entitled problematic butthead, and another gained one.

We had our last sled race with the dogs. We had the *&^%^ time change. The sheep lost their wool coats. Before. the job being done. after

Sometime tomorrow:

Do you have any kind of hammer? Take the bent knife and a hammer and go find a railroad track. Make sure no train is coming and put the knife on the track and whack it with the hammer.

I'd kick her ass. I say this with assurance because on the Vista OS chess game, I win 70% of the time on level 4. I am pretty sure that makes me a grandmaster of some sort. Maybe of funk or somesuch.