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At the bicycle race. G got 3rd in the ITT last night. Pulled another 3rd in the RR today. We’ll see what the crit brings tomorrow. I’ve been very bored as the medic. So that’s good.

Screw each and every one of you. Love, Cbeese

I’ve been helping Mrs. LJ with sponge baths every day but she really wants to try a shower today and she said she will need my help. i told her it will be my pleasure. Be back later.

I made enough parodies for now but this was tempting I found a newd clothing brand.

Oh why, oh why has @Longjohn succumbed to parodies?

...it is nice.

$3.79 a six pack if you buy 2

Yay, party in Greensboro!

He had already paid Mr. Singer $50,000 for an expert to surreptitiously correct his son’s college-entrance exam, according to government allegations. He would pay even more to have his son photoshopped into a star kicker for the USC football team

That’s because we used the wrong photo

...it's obvious to me that the only way @AirwickWithCheese has any hope of scoring with some ice cutie like @Kirby is if we can hire a coach to get him doing triple axels and double toe loops before the finals in 2020. If we can get him in the dressing rooms and out on the ice, he might even find a cute skater chick who will treat him about the same as Officer Jessica Hardnipples. But it will be a memorable trip regardless. All funds raised will go toward hiring a coach and buying Cheese some high quality figure skates and Spandex glitter outfits that do not make him look gay...........not even a little bit gay. This is our chance to do something nice for a forum member and moderator. The moderator thing won't last, so give now, before he gets banned.)

The only redeeming quality about where I work is I never, ever have to work late. And the only people that want to leave work more than me are those in charge. That said I do try to keep busy/find stuff to do. Otherwise the day would be even more painfully slow then it is already. Yesterday when it got overcast, I was thinking the sun was starting to set and it was getting to be time to head home. But I looked at my watch and it wasn't even time for morning break yet.

Minions. She has most of my best threads, really.

Don’t say that. I own two boats. ?

How do you know right now where you want to go on a vacation next year? Also, your timeshare was probably used as a porn-production set by another "owner", so there is probably semen on the ceiling.

Thank you! This thread always makes me smile, and for icing on the cake I think aboot how mad all the gushiness would make Effing Ray.

I think you can pick that brand up real cheap at Goodwill.

And to truly lose weight, you need to change a pound of fat (or muscles) to a pound of feathers.

This serves as notice that I may not be posting warnings about Natural Disasters, Public Disturbances or Dora Sanchez sightings whilst I am in the tropics for the next week. Carry on at your own risk. I will be drinking froo froo drinks and trying to avoid painful sunburn.

A new lamb and a group shot

I’m posting. Finally figured out the not free WiFi.

Also, Donny Osmond

I made a pie chart to explain it

reminds me of @Thaddeus Kosciuszko i miss him ...& waterfalls. Natures power plant but Aunt Bee is nice too

You don’t want pests, herbs or fungus growing in you.

You're an awesome husband.

I got an e-bike today, a Felt 95s. I didn't think I would actually buy it, so I didn't bring a rack, so it's still in Freeport. I gave it a test ride, it was ridiculous. A bike shop would charge something over 3K for it, Beans had it for 2900, marked down to 2200. But if you get a Beans visa card, you get 15% off your first purchase. So I got a decent e-bike for 1971, after tax. When I got home, my new computer speakers were on the steps, and Nemesis Games sat on top of them. The speakers are Audioengine A5+. They are actually a bit big for this room, which is small. But I've got a couple tricks I can use to attenuate the bass. I have a selle anatomica X saddle I got the year I was diagnosed with cancer. I don't know how it will work out, but it has to be better than the stock saddle. I have really short legs, and the seatpost is all the way down, so Brooks is not an option. I think I'll wind up with the Selle Anatomica Titanico, I've used it before. The nose on their saddle pivots, letting the saddle move with you.

Best song though

We made it, she didn't pass out or fall down. We have a shower chair, the big deal was getting to and from the shower. Getting her dressed again was fun too. I love my job.

...it's Aint Bee, man. There are places even I won't go.

No good will come of this.

It's like the razor companies making the real money on the blade refills. The timeshare companies turn the maintenance fee into the annuity. It goes on & on & on & on. Very hard to get out. And the companies promising to get you out are another kind of terrible. Their own scam going on. Go to E bay and see all the timeshares going for $1.00. Now a halibut steak dinner can get me to attend. Last year WoScrapr & I went to an annuity sales pitch on Valentines Day.

That's 7:45 Eastern. It would be plenty late enough, if he hadn't waltzed in near 11.

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Doctors are like that, you know. Mickin MD sounds like a television show title.

I like mickin the MD, he is the read deal. He is snot afraid to share his struggles and post pictures of himself.

How can you say that?

The two levels was genius, the adult puns went right over the kids heads without them even noticing but they entertained mom and dad while junior was watching.

Some of my best threads are from 3 years ago. As a matter of fact I haven’t had a good thread in about 3 years.

Looks like they raided my closet

Congrats! It is you!

And the Parody Meter says...... 9.45

It’s easy to grow and it keeps a long time so they don’t have a lot of waste to cover the cost with higher prices. A lot of other produce ends up in the dumpster when it starts to wilt or get mushy. It’s also heavy so if you buy it by the pound it sounds cheap but when it’s weighed up it’snot as cheap as you thought.

If you are unconscious for more than a minute there is usually brain damage.

@charlie burgh 's life has taken a bad turn, somehow, somewhere.