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  1. My local shop has an espresso blend named for me:
    8 points
  2. ...who is my brother's new cat/kitten (9 months old):
    8 points
  3. They're as pretty as the day we met, just have the belly button between the nipples now....
    6 points
  4. I find I just try to avoid grown ups. They are far to much of a hassle.
    5 points
  5. ...doesn't really sound like much. You're probably worrying over nothing.
    5 points
  6. I'll never get a coffee named for me. I did however get a beer.
    4 points
  7. I don’t want to think about nutbags.
    4 points
  8. That's iffy even on a regular day with no workmen.
    4 points
  9. oh wait-- you might actually be in Sharpsburg which is where Antietam is in that case go to Captain Bender's for food and music. Don't mention my name there--but maybe it is safe after all these years. Nutter's for ice cream after dinner.
    4 points
  10. In general I think of summers in the Catskills, although that was many years and not just a single vacation. My favorite vacation was probably a trip to Lake Placid. I took my parents to a small, casual skating event and they were able to combine a little skating with time spent relaxing on a balcony overlooking the lake. My parents loved it and it was probably the first time they had a vacation where they didn't need to plan anything. My Dad absolutely loved it and years later my Mom mentioned how sometimes she'll sometimes imagine herself back there, overlooking the lake, when she wants to relax.
    3 points
  11. If so, is this her? It seems like something @Randomguy's sister would do you see.
    3 points
  12. We Be Loyal Scouts. I never made it past Cub Scouts until I joined the US Air Force. Q: What's the major difference between the Boy Scouts and USAF? A: The Boy Scouts have adult supervision.
    3 points
  13. ...human spontaneous combustion is the reason I no longer attend church services. That and the sermon.
    3 points
  14. Next thing you're going to tell us is that they named the number after you...
    3 points
  15. WofTy is very proud of her "twins" as she calls them.
    3 points
  16. ...two days ago I ripped the seat of my jeans from crotch to the top or the rear pocket. I have never, ever ripped a pair of jeans like that before. Not in 70 years. I blame you.
    3 points
  17. ...just thinking about the Playboy Mansion makes me feel like I need a shower.
    3 points
  18. I keep telling her that my moobs are UP HERE. But what does she look at!
    3 points
  19. Can’t believe in this day and age that you don’t have a nutbag cam. Most companies do.
    3 points
  20. Damn, between @Chris... and @Longjohn we have the 1981 JC Penney catalog breaking out in here!
    3 points
  21. Our store/office is in a strip mall. Our neighbor is a sketchy hair salon/furniture store that is open whenever she feels like it. I first encountered Amy when I worked at Home Depot. She was buying flooring and I was helping a friend of hers who worked with me to land the sale. I could tell Amy used people then called the “friends”. From a distance, she was kind of hot, but close up you could see she was trying too hard. Too much makeup, brassy blonde hair, clothes just a little too tight to be tasteful. Fast forward 15 years. She has decided she doesn’t like us, still not quite sure why. We get along with everyone else on the plaza. She took to parking in front of our freight door just to be a bitch. Landlord put up No Parking signs there. We had been previously allowed to park our service vehicle near that door for loading and unloading. She made a big stink that we were taking parking from her customers. There are 3 parking spaces and a handicapped spot in front of her 1-person salon, but we made nice and parked across the lot unless we were loading or unloading. She now parks in one of our spots instead of parking near us. So much for her “customers”! A while back, I noticed the license on her pickup said RYDAHOG. I knew she liked Harleys, but couldn’t resist calling her Ryda as an in store nickname. Today, I noticed a new license plate....FARMLYF! Well, I guess a farm is where you live if you’re a hog....
    2 points
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  23. I have to remind myself that some birds aren't meant to be caged. Their feathers are just too bright. And when they fly away, the part of you that knows it was a sin to lock them up does rejoice. Still, the place you live in is that much more drab and empty that they're gone. I guess I just miss my friend. Shu Fang
    2 points
  24. The joys of dementia...
    2 points
  25. NO The really cool kids used the bottom their shoes.
    2 points
  26. I highly recommend south of the city. The north side gets all the pub for it's over indulgence and decadence, but after 20 years of it, it's nice to be out of that fast paced area and a much slower area, plus easy access to Brown County and nature. It's amazing, I've basically had to relearn to drive, on the North side you get ran over even if you are 10mph over the speed limit, on the south side you are just thankful when get stuck behind someone who almost hits the speed limit.
    2 points
  27. My brother had two cats - a girl and a boy. Sadly, the older cat got sick and had to be put down about a month ago. He was a rockstar of a cat - smart, fun, friendly, feisty. Anyway, the girl cat now needed a new companion for the daytime when no one is home, so my brother went to the local shelter. He spotted Rocket, and said "I'll take him!" My brother was going to take almost any cat, so he was not leaving the shelter empty handed, and for whatever reason, Rocket won the lottery that day. At home, big sis is not fully accepting of the new kid. She wandered in to check Rocket out, gave a serious hiss to show who was boss and left the room. A week in, and she still isn't too won over yet, but does tolerate sharing the bed as long as my brother is between them.
    2 points
  28. That man is a hero! I can feel the comfort oozing out of that picture.
    2 points
  29. There is no evidence to refute it, so YES!
    2 points
  30. Back when diet kept one from the embarrassment of grey hair...
    2 points
  31. You will come to a point in life where velcro is a friend of your fingers.
    2 points
  32. Cod..wrapped in foil..from America's Test Kitchen...matchstick carrots and shredded leek put in a pile on a 12 inch square piece of foil..the recipe called for a tablespoon of vermouth to be put on the "stack"..but they also suggested wine or something else..on top of the stack goes your piece of Cod..and you top the Cod with a butter, lemon zest,garlic, and maybe thyme, I don't remember top it with another 12inch piece of foil..bake at 400 degrees for exactly 15 minutes... Okay...I thought I had Vermouth but didn't...so I used Sherry white wine might have been better but it isn't something I have on hand... I am thinking a tad bit o salt in the butter thing.. It turned out pretty good (I ate it) considering I was winging the recipe...
    2 points
  33. 2 points
  34. He soaked the entire Mansion in bleach for three weeks.
    2 points
  35. You certainly got one part of it right. The pre-safety white phosphorus matches would ignite spontaneously and were highly toxic. Evidently people would eat matches. Kids now days think that the are onto something new with the Tide Pod Challenge. Amateurs. We had lead paint and phosphorus matches years ago.
    2 points
  36. No, I’m the old one. The coffee was freshly roasted.
    2 points
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  38. October 2017, pinning a number on me for a 5k
    2 points
  39. I just wrapped up watching the Civil War series by Ken Burns on Netflix. Very entertaining and educational series.
    2 points
  40. Sounds like you guys wear jeggins. I didn’t know they made them for men.
    2 points
  41. At a lot of microbreweries even the regular stuff seems to be only 12 oz.
    2 points
  42. Yes, and they're spectacular...
    2 points
  43. You may have set me free Dear Couch but I will never leave you. Faithfully Yours, Cheese
    2 points
  44. Where are you staying? I have a lot to add to this discussion. McClellan was an interesting dude.
    2 points
  45. For next year...Try Fredericksburg VA....The town is charming...and the battlefield interesting...I was there on All Hallows Eve about 25 years ago...started at the battlefield at about 4 pm..not much time before sunset...then did a haunted tour of the town which was cool....
    2 points
  46. True dat. Your fingers must be supple and quick to beat the dog to the food on the floor that you just dropped from your chopsticks.
    2 points
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