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  1. My wife got her appetite back yesterday. She hasn’t eaten much for the last two weeks. Yesterday she asked me if I would made stuffed chicken breast and mashed potatoes. I baked a couple giant yams to go with it. She ate a whole plate of food.
    10 points
  2. So, I feel bad, but it has to be done. Would @Parr8hed hit it? Thank you for not judging her or me.
    5 points
  3. It went very well. I thanked her, gave some general examples, some specific, and made people laugh. I gave her a lululemon gift card, she really appreciated it. Plus a bonus, I paid so I get points.
    5 points
  4. I’ve been known to buy a card for a 6 year old and write in the 0 after.
    5 points
  5. Paris Roubaix? That's not till this weekend.
    4 points
  6. 4 points
  7. He took a Wiki-Leak in the ambassador's shoes and was deported.
    4 points
  8. 4 points
  9. When doing Bohemian Squats it is important to prepare your knees with long strips of flexibale material. This is called the Bohemian Wrapsaknee.
    4 points
  10. Nope. Landing in the grass is for sissies.
    4 points
  11. WoZack has next week off from school so we are getting out of town for a few days. Saturday we will drive to a town about an hour north of NYC to drop off a truckload if used sporting equipment. Our local school was going to throw it all away so we grabbed it. We already sent about 300 used soccer balls to Haiti from this stuff. Most of what’s left is baseball equipment. Bats, helmets, Cather gear etc. we found a charity that will redistribute it to groups that can use it. from there we are heading to Pennsylvania, near Lancaster, for a couple days.
    3 points
  12. You sound like a great manager SW. It sounds like you struggle with social issues but you internalize it well enough to ask for guidance, which is way better than some of the managers I have had in the past. I have hade some real sociopaths as managers in the past (naturally I got along well with them). Good job man. Shu Fang
    3 points
  13. It used to be if a truckload of bananas was going down the mountain and the truck lost air pressure for the air brakes for any reason such as an air compressor failure or a broken air hose the truck would lose ability to stop and would careen down the mountain killing everyone in its path and spreading 40,000 pounds of bananas all over the road. With the Maxi Brake when your air pressure drops to 40 pounds the big coil spring in the maxi brake locks up your brakes and you leave black skid marks down the highway until you come to a stop. It’s hard on tires but it’s better than dying.
    3 points
  14. Can you ask her for one final spongebath?
    3 points
  15. The old TV repair shop that is. The don't do as much repair work on TV's as they used to but they have branched out into other things like mobile phones with broken screens etc. My geezer buddy was excited to see me. "Come to the back and see this thing I'm supposed to fix". I went, didn't understand what it was though. "It's a parody meter that some yoyo brought in for repair. It's working fine but the yoyo doesn't properly do the self cal before each use. I'm going to charge him for a repair and before I give it back I'm going to point out the self cal mode switch to him. He deserves to pay for my time because he's such a yoyo."
    2 points
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  17. Never even thought of that. The rental car I was driving had airbags, so you didn't need brakes.
    2 points
  18. We are blessed with wide well marked bike lanes and dedicated bike paths in SoCal. Although traffic volume is high it would take a very distracted driver to hit you. But having said that I prefer to ride off road more now. The chance of injury due to crashing is higher but the chance of death is much lower...
    2 points
  19. ...I crashed on the light rail tracks here last year. that was pretty exciting. In retrospect, I'm surprised I didn't poop my pants.
    2 points
  20. Some of us are making up for a snow day yesterday
    2 points
  21. my only crashes in the city have been when I could not get unclipped.
    2 points
  22. The Phoenix area has many streets with bike lanes and the traffic is generally ok with cyclists.
    2 points
  23. I don't even have a bike, I am safest of all!
    2 points
  24. It depends on the traffic level of the streets. I don't even drive on the type of "city streets" you are referring to. However, there are plenty of city streets with little traffic that I do ride on and that can get me to just about anywhere I need to go safely.
    2 points
  25. ...it's where all the good restaurants and bakeries are.
    2 points
  26. good idea, those Amish know how to do spring break!!!
    2 points
  27. Did you also call her 'Sweety'?
    2 points
  28. For some reason, I want to ride my bicycle.
    2 points
  29. 2 points
  30. And the Parody Meter says....... 5.03
    2 points
  31. Do you grind your flax? Flax can’t be digested if you don’t grind it. I always ground it in my coffee grinder. Chia seeds can be digested without grinding so I got lazy and mostly just use chia seed now. I have bran flakes, chia seed, and yogurt under those berries.
    2 points
  32. Thursday is fresh curd day at the local cheese factory? one advantage to living in an area where cows outnumber people.
    2 points
  33. 2 points
  34. Probably an english muffin and a bowl of berries.
    2 points
  35. @Square Wheels, well? If you are still talking..., you went on too long. Are you starting a new career as a motivational speaker/ game show host? How did it go?
    2 points
  36. And the recently repaired Parody Meter says.......8.98
    2 points
  37. This one is bad, Jsharr. Shu Fang
    2 points
  38. Are you parotizing me? :D It is my favourite type of thread, trying to fix things.
    2 points
  39. Not only that, my )(*&^%^ dishwasher is kaput! On the plus side, besides the camera-grabbing octopus, we have donkpow's new bike post. :) Those are always good!
    2 points
  40. Falcon Heavy launch from my house 35 miles away. The second one has the faint fallback after separation with the cloud splitting the two images.
    2 points
  41. You can probably manually bypass the door switch with a jumper wire to test and see if the switch is bad. Of course, you can test the switch itself with a ohm meter.
    2 points
  42. Tell her that you're disappointed that this is the last time you'll get to enjoy watching her walk away
    2 points
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