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She always enjoys this trip.

His Southwest Airlines paint job..

They weren't so lucky for the rabbit.

The women of my age group seem to be much more interested in me now than they were 30 years ago. Of course, an alternate, and just as viable theory, would be that the women of my age group have greatly lowered their standards over the last 30 years. Either way, same result.

Ask Further, he knows cranes.?

Was my Pop (now 93 and retired) and now I see one of my father’s students who is also an old man.

Jsharr and his tranny addiction.

That bottom bird looks pissed off about something.

Friday I got off work and we scooped up one of Emmy's good friends and headed the Explorer west to the land of Mizzou and SEC softball. After 5.5 hours in the car (and waving at @JerrySTL ) we rolled into Columbia at about 23:00. This made me feel exhausted. Sat we got up late. There was no waffle batter for the waffle makin' machine. This made me angry. There was lots of coffee. This made me happier. We got to the game way early. Emmy got to see her idol Riley warming up. She yelled at her and waved. Riley smiled and waved back. This made me happy. In the 4th inning we were walking around and stopped at the rail to see Riley up at bat. She hit a hard shot that went up the 3rd baseman's glove and finally got fielded by SS with no play. Base hit (they were hard to come by this game). A lady that looked surprisingly like Riley saw Emmy cheering and asked what happened. Apparently she could not watch he daughter up at bat ? Emmy talked to her for about 10 minutes before she figured out that it was Riley's mother. She had been following R's instagram and knew that there was a family driving from Indiana to see her. She asked Emmy if that was us. We sat there and chatted with her for like 30 minutes. It was incredible. She talked to Emmy about pitching. Talked to us about raising ball players. Truly a sweet person. She told Emmy where to wait after the game and promised a meet up. This made me feel optimistic. After the game Riley came out and could not have been sweeter. She hung around for 15 minutes or so. She didn't just answer questions and take a quick pic, she asked Emmy all kinds of questions. She introduced us to her parents and brother. She hugged Em several times and even took a selfie with her on her own phone. Then the ultimate compliment to any youngster, she followed Emmy on Instagram. This made me feel so happy that I almost teared up. She left to board her plane and we drove back home arriving about 9:30 pm. This made me feel so happy but exhausted again. Sunday we ate Easter food and put up the kid's new basket ball goal. This made me feel accomplished. The end

My newest (sort of) watch (kind of). My Dad gave it to me in the Spring. It was my Great great Grandfathers. We tracked the make and model and serial and so we know he bought it in Boston in the 1880s when he was working down there. I took it into an antique watch dealer near here and he took it apart, cleaned it and got it working again.

After reading the "Square Wheels is a meanie" thread there can be no other conclusion.

It's better than liking whores. I think. ?

I'm barely employee material.

....the biggest revelation that I would probably not enjoy management came to me one day when I realized I would end up trying to manage idiots like myself. That was an epiphany.

When my boss retired, i was the only one in outfit with rhe qualifications to take it. I only took it becauseI qas afraid of what boob they put in here if I didn't. My job is probably 40% management crap now and 60% fun stuff still. At least once a week I remind the guys how I fell pm my sword to protect them.

If they are interested in me, I doubt that they have any standards.

Which means that an increasing number of them will continue to lower their standards until they accomplish what they want. #sugardaddy

Maybe you are winning a war of attrition? Women have a longer life expectancy than men so the older you get there is theoretically less competition.

Same age as me. But the Doctor that did my colonoscopy was a young female......and hot.

I get better looking every year. Of course I was one damned ugly baby. How ugly was I? The doctor slapped my mother instead of me when I was born. Maybe that's what is happening to you.

I have all that I want or need here at home.

We have to take a skills test to get hired. After I had been at the mill a couple years one of the bosses told me that I had almost qualified for management. If I had missed two more questions I could a been a boss...

When you change trains, don't forget to take your backpack. Just a reminder.

Says the guy with no pants.

BMBM

Ask your stunt double. He should know.

I'm still ignoring AWWC. Road Runner

36 degrees...work is busy...tonight is a weight workout!! 4 day work week for me..taking Friday off Spring is springing...how are your allergies

My dentists. Seriously.

If you want to get back at him, remotely control the turn signals on the new BMW. All the guys in the BMW parking lot at the Saturday morning Coffee and Cars will laugh at him as he signals to enter the lot and signals to turn into a parking space. He will never live it down.

I have had the gain on the brake controlled turned up too high before to where it locked up the trailer brakes when you barely touched the pedal. That is embarrassing.

Safest would be no iPhone, no computer, be outdoors and deep in the woods. Oh no, wait. That drone ….

Thank you, time passes so quickly. One of my fondest memories was keeping Woodrow sedated while Edith and I ran the country. Times were better before women's suffrage.

report has been ignored The help

Just imagine their response when I mention Mr Wang's Hu Hong

AWWC's great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great grandfather was the alien too! Shu Fang

Nope, it's a cool car.

I would like to hear about your twisted pirate life.

@Road Runner Shu Flung Dung has reported you for creating a parody from his thread. He wants you banned for life. You need to apologize. And the Parody Meter says........10.00

This has been reported. Shu Fang

That went to you? It was supposed to go to Airwick.

What a fabulous story. You are a good dad.

But I wear Alexander Julian shirts, loafers, and knew Ronald Reagan personally.