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I don't think you can truly claim to be a parent if you've never been pooped on. That said, I also grew up on a hog farm. I've been pooped on A LOT!!!

We learn to get along so when we are stuck inside during big storms we dont kill each other

My azz is getting smaller

I went to work and came home with all my appendages still attached

Shortly after Page Turner had some coffee.

I tell my bosses and coworkers almost daily when I'm going to retire. 13 months to go! If they want to let me go earlier, I'm OK with that.

I passed my eye tests this morning. Some things didn’t get worse and some things got better. My eye doc was very happy.

Nominated

Happy birthday Petite. You share the day with our grand daughter who turns one today. ? ?‍♂️ ?

Well...........I have this imaginary friend. He's a pilot and gets to fly the rich around the world to exotic places. While they are there he sometimes gets to spend his time on vacation in those same places.

He's not really a Cubs fan. He's too young to know any better.

If I had patience I would be a doctor..

I have been in Vegas for 5 days and haven’t set foot in a bar or casino. I have also hiked Red Rock, Death Valley and Zion all of which are too crowded. Beautiful but swarming with Chinese tourists.

How are you doing? Have you had the services for your mom yet? We are all here if you need us.

Awww, thanks. The wake is Tuesday and the mass and burial is on Wednesday. I'm mostly fine. especially when we are dealing with the arrangements and things that need to be "handled." The hard part is the little stuff, like when I'm grocery shopping and I get to the prepared foods section where I always got her a meal or two that she could just heat up during the week. Or when I think I need to call her to tell her what time the dopey Hallmark Channel is on this weekend. But that's normal and gets better with time, it just those little kinds of things sneak up on you when you're otherwise doing fine.

I like the whole concept of a lounging porch. I think I would be an excellent lounger.

I was the most popular person when I went to pick up the four granddaughters for church. I got to my son’s house a half hour early. The twin dudes brought me books to read to them. I had one on each side of me. As each of the girls got ready for church they joined us on the couch. We FaceTimed with nana for awhile.

Health changes plans for us all at various times. I am glad you are all handling your situations well. We are all here for you.

Plan to...after about 3 mos or so plan to put $250 a month towards my next car..Iwill start looki g at new cars in Jan 2020 with an estimated purchase date of 2025

You could start one.

Great, now LJ is going to think he has double vision. Way to go

There was some book I read that included a phrase along the lines of "he laughed like someone had just taught him how". James looks like he is just learning how to smile. He's not quite there yet. Of course now he can afford lessons...

Ya, I guess you could call the outhouse a she shed. I use it often! Ha!! You have a very good memory! Better be more careful of what I post!

Retirement is under rated

I certainly don't think you owe them any specific information regarding your plans. I'd have been inclined to ask "Are you asking everyone in the department about their plans?"

I heard questions like this about 6 months before getting laid off. Questions like this sometimes (not always) reflect what bosses talk about during their meetings.

Not for free

Accidentally or on purpose?

That is incredible! Great shot. It is hard to capture more than 3 sharks in a tornado pic.

She hitchhiking in on an 18 wheeler? #savingairfare

I've written several posts here and I've erased several. It seems that there is little I can say. Be strong, carry on.

What's a Superbowl?

Happy birthday Petite, how are you going to celebrate? With a new toilet?

Long tempers and dull tongues are no fun

I do my best to be kind to and considerate of others. I do however have a sharp tongue and short temper.

I think Wilbur is a good person.

Wit feelings, of course Ideally I would use a computer wit keyboard, but the mood has stricken me here on the patio wit just phone. I got the biggest disaster oot of the way while eating at the overpriced Newark airport eatery. Left mrs mooseworth’s little white apple charger plug there apparently. That made me feel exasperated and stoopid. On the plane ride I got enamoured with the in flight entertainment and watched The Green Book It was very good and I highly recommend it I think it was done by Peter Farrelly which made me feel surprised and pleased that he is redeeming himself at least partially if not totally More to come later since I am feeling annoyed typing this wit one finger

I think you should sleep on the lounging porch and listen to the frogs sing. He knows stuff is getting done. Does that count.

I fixed a closet that was starting to fall down before it actually collapsed and so far my repairs are holding! That was also a good excuse to clean out the closet and I brought bags of stuff to Goodwill.

Top of the pass and heading up the pass. They plowed the old pass road on Friday.

Walk down to the beach and peruse the summer's new arrivals.

I just made a huge chicken pot pie with mashed potato topping instead of bread due to my daughters gluten allergy. Well son is working a double shift and daughter & hubby are worn out from a busy weekend and are staying home. I got a crap ton of food and nobody to eat it...

...no. Whenever I have this scenario playing in my head, @AirwickWithCheese is always sprawled out behind the dumpster at the Piggly Wiggly.

Caught you a nice delicious bass

She has one of those 70s baby food toilets. Rick Henderson or chumley could fill you in.

Most often, it gets my point across with little confusion.

Bear story A lady I used to work with lived off the beaten path a bit, a bear was getting into her trash and bird feeder. She chased it off with a broom a couple times. One morning it came up on her porch and was getting into the corn she was planning to feed to the deer. She went storming out with her broom, the bear swatted the broom away and chased her back into the house She called the game people to come and trap the bear, they gave her hell for chasing a bear with a broom, and for feeding critters. They did catch & relocate the bear though.

Happy to send some your way. Lots of veggies & chicken breast with a white wine & tarragon base. Freaking tasty!