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the one I test drove, and the one I took home tonight.

Has been up and down, some conflict, some love, some funny, some sad, a lot of drinking; I will need to detox after this. Topsail Island is not my favorite place. Not very photogenic. I forgot the cable to connect my camera to the computer and can't share the pics I have taken. Wife seems to be enjoying it. She is outside of her comfort zone and needs a lot of attention. Her sisters are stepping up and helping, so it takes some pressure off me. I will need a vacation to recover from the vacation.

Well, it could have been worse. He could have ridden into a metal gate.

I'm testing something, could everyone please like me? Thanks

Changing oil isn't difficult. Avoiding government regulations and sneaking into your neighbor's back yard to dump it is hard.

I have a neighbor and riding buddy who did one of those TDF tour stages. They basically dropped them off hours before the start mid way on the stage and they rode to the finish and then stay & watch the finish. He said they did the Alpe stage and due to the traffic they were told to ride back down for pick up after the stage ended. He said there was people, cars & bikes all over the road and he was absolutely white knuckling it down the mtn. And then George Hincapie and a couple of Posties zoom past him no handed with a bar in one hand, drink in the other weaving through traffic. He said he nearly shit himself when he saw that...

I'm sorry to hear this. The other reminder of course is hugging that most beautiful little girl!! Makes some of the other crap worthwhile. Visit here more, we miss you.

The Texas accent was just voted sexiest in the US, ya'll.

Don't know yet, we picked it up late. I drove it home with the top down, perfect weather. I really liked it. It's amazing driving without blind spots. We're taking it to the White Mountains for a long weekend, we'll get plenty of time in it. The wife hates wind, so we'll need to keep the top up some of the time.

Please don't leave. This place goes to hell when you leave. I will give you a ride in my BMW if you stay.

This is when I usually say, "I'd be glad to make X a priority. I'll need your help in determining what is reduced in priority." Blank stares and crickets.

Spectator at Road America Friday and Sunday.

Cool song, sweet girl. She is a friend and one of my son’s former students.

Hi poor hippie

Love it but don’t have it that often cos I’m a poor hippie ?

Wednesday night they serve dinner at the gun club. One night a week, one menu choice for appetizer, main course, and dessert. Mix and match as you like. I had fried green tomatoes topped with crab and a salad. That was the appetizer but i actually brought one home for lunch tomorrow as three were too many. It was durn excellent. Beautiful night too. Too bad my gun is in the shop and I left my spare at home with my dad.

Put a hose clamp on the handles

I've been pulling the plug on my bedside lamp for years ?

Going oot to walk Ruby in my new Hoka One Ones. Sort of like driving a tack with a sledge hammer, but I dood it! Tried on 4 brands at the spensive running shew store, and surprisingly, New Balance was the runner up, followed by Mizunos and Brooks. I thought New Balance was going downscale, so therefore the surprise. The Hoka felt best in the heel and the New Balance felt best in the toe. The Brooks were tightish in the toe, The selling point was how the heelstrike feels, it rolls instead of jars like all the others. The road test report in a while. signed, Ralph the accidental big spender. :D

Our friends at Breakaway Siberians have been posting pictures of their huskies in Blues gear all throughout the playoffs. The Blues management noticed this and contacted them and asked for a meeting with them and their dogs at the arena. Last night after the win the result of that meeting was posted on their facebook page. Facebook post Breakaway Siberians web page. Like our team many of theirs are rescue dogs. Huskies are very cute but a handful and many are surrendered because they are too much for inexperienced people to handle. That said I do not condemn good breeders. Without reputable breeders we will never maintain good dogs but will only have problem ones from uneducated breeders, puppy mills and accidental breeding. It has been exciting to see the pictures our friends have been posting of their beautiful dogs. It is hard to imagine how difficult it was to get 16 excited huskies to pose for a picture like this.

Since today is my Friday, I will kickstart the thread. Going to a real barber for a haircut and a neck trim after work. Friday morning bike ride followed by the court case at 9:00. Free afternoon, I might go for a hike at Great Falls before working at the LBS at 5:00. Saturday is the BikeMS Chesapeake Challenge; starting and ending in Easton MD on the Eastern Shore. 100 mile ride to Tilghmans Island, St Michaels, Oxford to Bellevue Ferry. Beer and food at the finish line. Sunday is Fathers Day. Son and I are going to check out some breweries in Loudoun County. Vanish Farm, Barnhouse Brewing, and Old 690. We will bring some cigars for privacy. Lobster rolls for dinner.

Wo46 has never been a member of the square wheels site

Sad

You can pre-order your frog stamps now!!!!!!!!!

OMG, a candidate for "There, I fixed it!" BTW, the ass end of the truck has seen better days.

A Maryland accent on a green screen is the worst. Just the worst.

Do as I say not as I do...

Sorry... just needed to vent.

Mom liked to have a male come along when she bought a car. If you think car salesmen are bad now... So I was in my early 20s, and we went looking at cars. I test drove (whooops, should have said we) a BMW 2002, and I fell head over heels in love. She would have preferred something else, with the benefit of hindsight. She kept it a couple years, and sold it. But it wasn't a total loss. Her car attracted the attention of my future father in law, who was a wonderful guy and just what Mom needed. C'est le vie.

I believe there is an English slang equivalent. 19. Bakku-shan (Japanese)Or there's this Japanese slang term, which describes the experience of seeing a woman who appears pretty from behind but not from the front.

BMW is German for Italian...

Because they use miles for their road distance and hours for their time measurements.

Well, sometimes we don't know until we say "I do".

I'm an amateur but can do a one-handed snot-rocket without crashing. Heck I've even planted a snot-rocket on a dog who was chasing me once.

Feet are a big thing with diabetes. You already know that. If your diabetes isn’t managed well you are liable to lose your feet.

One from a different part of India? Oops, sorry, that's x rays.

@Square Wheels you have the poke working now we need a slap to use when @parodybot makes a real stupid post.

You should sell the bottled variety to the hippie customers after yogurt class. Maybe the distributor will throw in an extra case for trying it, then you would get free low-brow kombucha for a little while.

Drinking is a good idea, you are on vacation after all. I know you said you were doing a lot of it, but you can always do more.

I like drivel. I'll post drivel today and everyone can give it likes... or better yet the purple trophy.

The phone we had in the 50's in rural NC had no dial. You talked to an operator to place the call. And we were on a party line. You had to listen the the sequence of the rings to know if it was for you or not. And being on a party line, many times you couldn't call out and others couldn't call you if someone else on the party line was using their phone.

...I've had three mothers in law, and none of them ever came on to me.

It was still a good season. I'm happy for St. Louis.

I wanted another team than Enos/Sky to win for a change of pace, but not like this. Best wishes to him

Horses, cattle, and wagons will travel from the fairgrounds down Main Street. No motorized vehicles allowed. This is part of the Montana Stock Grower's mid-year meeting.

What is this all about?

Any bar in West Virginia around closing time. Country Roads is a must nd a sing along. I have a great fiddle break for it.

And the Parody Meter says..... 11.00

Out of the top ten stupidest threads ever in the history of the internet, this one is number one through number nine.