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  1. 10 points
    jsharr

    It is possible I got felt up

    He was a smart man, He knew you were watching and would kick his ass if he grabbed your husband's ass.
  2. 7 points
    Further

    Rode my bike today

    About 5 miles thru the development and a circle on country roads. Few hundred feet of climbing. I don't know why I got away from this.
  3. 6 points
    Rattlecan

    $5,000 wheel sets

    I'm selling wheels too cheap, obviously.
  4. 4 points
    When I had the hitch receiver mounted on our new car a couple of weeks ago, I priced out getting the wiring kit installed while they were at it. I figured for a hundred bucks labour, I would do it myself and save the money. Didn't need the power plug right away anyway, cause we were just using the bike rack for our trip. Anyway, today I trundled off to U Haul and bought the wiring kit, and proceeded to crawl under the car in the driveway to hook it all up. The last car, made in 2008, I was able to just splice into the wires, solder and heat shrink, and it was all good right up until we dealt the car. Long story short, it don't work that way any more. I got it done, and it works, and I'm happy I saved a hundred bucks, but mid way through the job, I was wondering why I didn't just pay it.
  5. 4 points
    wilbur

    It is possible I got felt up

    I don't touch women other than a handshake. A lot of flight attendants like to hug. I avoid that at all cost. Nothing gets misinterpreted when there is nothing to misinterpret.
  6. 4 points
    Mechanic: Sir, your car is ready Kzoo: How much? Mechanic $879.63 Kzoo: What was wrong? Mechanic: You left it in gear, you moran Kzoo: Then why is the bill so high? Mechanic: stupid ain't cheap, sir.
  7. 4 points
    It was a film about Thaddeus Kosciuszko and his role in the Revolutionary War. I kept thinking that some former Forumite would have enjoyed it, but I can't think of who it was.
  8. 4 points
    smudge

    Mad bike skills story

    This one extra stitch conversation is pretty sassy from the little blue pill crowd. Just sayin'....
  9. 4 points
    Prophet Zacharia

    My wife just complained

    Yeah, I’m not going there with her right now! I just got the “will there be coffee?” request, which is less of a question than it is a declaration of best safe practices.
  10. 4 points
    Shu Fang

    How do you feel today, Dottie?

    I for one, have always supported your little project. I would have given up long ago, and set the neighbor's front porch on fire. Shu Fang
  11. 4 points
    Razors Edge

    Rode my bike today

    Or just skip straight to an e-bike. Those things ride like butter!
  12. 3 points
    KrAzY

    Ready to getter wet

    My wife got me a two month early b-day gift. I was getting fed up with shoreline fishing so she got me a kayak so I can head to different locations on the lake to get the bigger fish. Basically all I'll be doing is tooling around looking at nature and maybe casting the rod a few times. Tomorrow marks the days it shall be getting wet. I just got done outfitting it with a rod holders, anchor on quick release if needed. Guess we will see what else is needed tomorrow. It's a good thing I kept the hoist in the garage and didn't sell it like I was thinking about
  13. 3 points
    Dottie

    My life just explained

  14. 3 points
    Chris...

    July photos

  15. 3 points
    wilbur

    Sagan Killing It!!!

    I have travelled around the world more than 321 times. No wonder I am so frickin tired.
  16. 3 points
    Kzoo

    It is possible I got felt up

    Reminds me of a story from the mid 80's. I was working at a company that had a phone system option to access the intercom from any desk phone set - sent across the office and the factory floor. Marty was standing at his desk and punched the code for the intercom. Mary Ann walked up behind him to talk to him and tapped him on the shoulder and it startled him and he spun around. Across the intercom you could hear, "Ouch Marty. That's my boob."
  17. 3 points
    Parr8hed

    It is possible I got felt up

    I wish I got felt up more often.
  18. 3 points
    Zephyr

    Sagan Killing It!!!

    The horrible part is knowing that@Square Wheels, who has a major man-crush on Sagan is probably going to touch himself watching this video
  19. 3 points
  20. 3 points
    jdc2000

    Bad sign

    Open the hotel room door, HAL!
  21. 3 points
    New low or high depending on how you look at it. WoJSTL found a couple of business cards for a dry cleaners. BIL is missing a suit jacket and Patti called to see if they had it. Actually BIL has a $350 bill there with lots of clothing including underwear! Seems that when he decided to stop doing his own laundry a few months ago, he figured that he's have the dry cleaners do his tighty-whities! I'm tempted to have them put extra starch in his underwear.
  22. 3 points
    Further

    How do you feel today, Dottie?

    Hey Wilbur, those pant's make your ass look fat
  23. 3 points
    Further

    How do you feel today, Dottie?

    Glad you're feeling better And you will have a shed or whatever to rival the pyramids.
  24. 3 points
    I am sorry, that can’t be true. You need some nice healthy chips/dip and vegan pastry to round that out. And an electric bike.
  25. 3 points
    wilbur

    Bad sign

    Red light district. I have heard about those.
  26. 2 points
    Fail on the pic - show me the cookies!
  27. 2 points
    Wow! Does anyone know about this? Shouldn't you be calling the cops instead of telling us?
  28. 2 points
    Zephyr

    These Things Are Like Crack!

    Never had them, but looks good Except for the Oatmeal part And the raisin part. Raisins are just fake chocolate chips
  29. 2 points
    If I can find it in the trash I’ll shove it back in there!
  30. 2 points
    That doesn't look like a viaduct to me. It looks like a bridge.
  31. 2 points
    Page Turner

    $5,000 wheel sets

    ...I assemble my own wheels. I don't try to sell them to anyone else. All of my wheel sets have an insurance value of $10,000 per set,
  32. 2 points
    I sometimes have problems caring on workday mornings too. I hope it's not a sprain and that your car is fixed soon!
  33. 2 points
    Zephyr

    It is possible I got felt up

    I worked in an all male unit one time and told the boss that once a female member came in I would give him a month before a sexual assault complaint came in against him. He asked me why and I told him. We all wore uniform and everyone kept their pens in their left shirt pocket. He never had a pen and would never ask. He would just reach over and pull the pen out of your pocket, use it and toss it back to you. Like 4 or 5 tines every day. I told him it was habit and he was going to forget and grab some boobage while reaching for a pen He looked at me like a cow looking at a new gate while he processed and told me I was right. He asked us to work with him stop him from doing it. I was just making a joke at the time, but it did help him when females transferred in
  34. 2 points
    Kzoo

    It is possible I got felt up

    In today's litigious, sexually combative world I would never. Purely as an accident, I can see it happening, but he put himself in a position to allow the accident to happen.
  35. 2 points
    Indy

    My wife just complained

    Actually, I'm guessing more the opposite. Far more likely, she complains, you just aren't paying attention to it.
  36. 2 points
    Razors Edge

    2019-07-11 Birthdays

    Don't disturb my bats!!!!!
  37. 2 points
    Razors Edge

    What Former Pros Ride?

    You don't think that Scott was also a promotional bike? I thought it was likely. I can't see them (or any other brand) not giving him a bike or two if he called and said he was going to feature it everyday on the TdF (or at least every hilly/mountainous day). Wasn't LA's garage packed with Specialized bikes in his tour of his Aspen home? And we know Phil Gaimon dropped his Cannondale in favor of his Nove bike sponsorship. What does Bob Roll ride? Or Chris Horner for that matter? I'm thinking that the "active" retired pros - ie still in the bike industry, just not racing - still get some or all of the stuff for free or at huge discounts. Since I rarely encounter a real retired pro cyclist, I can't even guess what they would ride, but I have to think that the ones lower on the payroll list (while riding) aren't springing for new uber bikes at $10k+ a pop very often. LA's S-Works MTB:
  38. 2 points
    BuffJim

    2019-07-11 Birthdays

    It's also America's favorite retail outlet's birthday today.
  39. 2 points
    Don't assume that they are prewired. Many trucks don't even come with a towing package to support the stated (or higher) towing capacity if intending to tow a large item like a travel trailer or large boat. That is a huge risk/unknown when buying a used truck and requires extra research based on the VIN to see how originally equipped. Tow packages usually contain more than just the hitch, like heavier cooling, alternator, brake controller, etc. Dealer's buyers agent typically doesn't check the box for the factory installed, typically $750, towing option and it becomes apparent when can't find the first one on the lot.
  40. 2 points
    The internet has been around long enough now that my mind filters out Otto and I don’t even see it until the second or third proof read.
  41. 2 points
    Longjohn

    Stroopwaffel Mcflurry

    Is it better than a twatwaffel?
  42. 2 points
    Dunn, finito. It was a great lettuce year though! Lasted into July, which is unheard of! Thanks for asking! The garden is now cukes, tomatoes, peppers, flowers, and herbs.
  43. 2 points
    Ironic, because to was always watching a documentary of some sort. And now he was the subject of one!
  44. 2 points
    RalphWaldoMooseworth

    Bad sign

    I’m sorry Dave, I can’t do that.
  45. 2 points
  46. 2 points
    Further

    Rode my bike today

    It was hot, not as hot as work, but hot.
  47. 2 points
    wilbur

    How do you feel today, Dottie?

    I will be out there sometime. The bank goes to a finance conference in Seattle every year.
  48. 2 points
    Honestly I think it was a pride thing with him. We were just trying to make some minor upgrades and reuse the old sheds flooring. And the realized this piss poor foundation wouldn't hold anything. And when my friend the other engineer pointed that out he came up with this over the top solution. Only he didn't tell me until I got down the path and then he changed the requirements. I called stuff out but he would have none of that. Still I needed his help and once the ball started rolling.... I trusted him in the amount of about $1000 more than I wanted to go. Now that he has figured it out, he wants me to help him build his shed. Bastard.
  49. 2 points
    Dottie

    How do you feel today, Dottie?

    I followed my friend's lead. I needed his help. I blame that asshat.
  50. 2 points
    You’re a good man. I’ve been there recently.
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