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He was a smart man, He knew you were watching and would kick his ass if he grabbed your husband's ass.

About 5 miles thru the development and a circle on country roads. Few hundred feet of climbing. I don't know why I got away from this. ?‍♂️

I'm selling wheels too cheap, obviously.

When I had the hitch receiver mounted on our new car a couple of weeks ago, I priced out getting the wiring kit installed while they were at it. I figured for a hundred bucks labour, I would do it myself and save the money. Didn't need the power plug right away anyway, cause we were just using the bike rack for our trip. Anyway, today I trundled off to U Haul and bought the wiring kit, and proceeded to crawl under the car in the driveway to hook it all up. The last car, made in 2008, I was able to just splice into the wires, solder and heat shrink, and it was all good right up until we dealt the car. Long story short, it don't work that way any more. I got it done, and it works, and I'm happy I saved a hundred bucks, but mid way through the job, I was wondering why I didn't just pay it.

I don't touch women other than a handshake. A lot of flight attendants like to hug. I avoid that at all cost. Nothing gets misinterpreted when there is nothing to misinterpret.

Mechanic: Sir, your car is ready Kzoo: How much? Mechanic $879.63 Kzoo: What was wrong? Mechanic: You left it in gear, you moran Kzoo: Then why is the bill so high? Mechanic: stupid ain't cheap, sir.

It was a film about Thaddeus Kosciuszko and his role in the Revolutionary War. I kept thinking that some former Forumite would have enjoyed it, but I can't think of who it was.

This one extra stitch conversation is pretty sassy from the little blue pill crowd. Just sayin'....

Yeah, I’m not going there with her right now! I just got the “will there be coffee?” request, which is less of a question than it is a declaration of best safe practices.

I for one, have always supported your little project. I would have given up long ago, and set the neighbor's front porch on fire. Shu Fang

Or just skip straight to an e-bike. Those things ride like butter!

My wife got me a two month early b-day gift. I was getting fed up with shoreline fishing so she got me a kayak so I can head to different locations on the lake to get the bigger fish. Basically all I'll be doing is tooling around looking at nature and maybe casting the rod a few times. Tomorrow marks the days it shall be getting wet. I just got done outfitting it with a rod holders, anchor on quick release if needed. Guess we will see what else is needed tomorrow. It's a good thing I kept the hoist in the garage and didn't sell it like I was thinking about

I have travelled around the world more than 321 times. No wonder I am so frickin tired.

Reminds me of a story from the mid 80's. I was working at a company that had a phone system option to access the intercom from any desk phone set - sent across the office and the factory floor. Marty was standing at his desk and punched the code for the intercom. Mary Ann walked up behind him to talk to him and tapped him on the shoulder and it startled him and he spun around. Across the intercom you could hear, "Ouch Marty. That's my boob."

I wish I got felt up more often.?

The horrible part is knowing that@Square Wheels, who has a major man-crush on Sagan is probably going to touch himself watching this video

Open the hotel room door, HAL!

New low or high depending on how you look at it. WoJSTL found a couple of business cards for a dry cleaners. BIL is missing a suit jacket and Patti called to see if they had it. Actually BIL has a $350 bill there with lots of clothing including underwear! Seems that when he decided to stop doing his own laundry a few months ago, he figured that he's have the dry cleaners do his tighty-whities! I'm tempted to have them put extra starch in his underwear.

Hey Wilbur, those pant's make your ass look fat

Glad you're feeling better And you will have a shed or whatever to rival the pyramids.

I am sorry, that can’t be true. You need some nice healthy chips/dip and vegan pastry to round that out. And an electric bike.

Red light district. I have heard about those.

Fail on the pic - show me the cookies!

Wow! Does anyone know about this? Shouldn't you be calling the cops instead of telling us?

Never had them, but looks good Except for the Oatmeal part And the raisin part. Raisins are just fake chocolate chips

If I can find it in the trash I’ll shove it back in there!

That doesn't look like a viaduct to me. It looks like a bridge.

...I assemble my own wheels. I don't try to sell them to anyone else. All of my wheel sets have an insurance value of $10,000 per set,

One never truly retires from ass grabbing.

No. You'd go back and forth like a pendulum due to gravity and friction. Eventually you'd slow down to a stop at the center of gravity of the Earth. I think that might be Cleveland.

Heaven knows that you have lots and lots of faults.........but that said one has to admire your loyalty......stupid and misguided as it is.

I worked in an all male unit one time and told the boss that once a female member came in I would give him a month before a sexual assault complaint came in against him. He asked me why and I told him. We all wore uniform and everyone kept their pens in their left shirt pocket. He never had a pen and would never ask. He would just reach over and pull the pen out of your pocket, use it and toss it back to you. Like 4 or 5 tines every day. I told him it was habit and he was going to forget and grab some boobage while reaching for a pen He looked at me like a cow looking at a new gate while he processed and told me I was right. He asked us to work with him stop him from doing it. I was just making a joke at the time, but it did help him when females transferred in

In today's litigious, sexually combative world I would never. Purely as an accident, I can see it happening, but he put himself in a position to allow the accident to happen.

Actually, I'm guessing more the opposite. Far more likely, she complains, you just aren't paying attention to it.

Ugh, that was absolutely horrible.

Don't disturb my bats!!!!!

Don't assume that they are prewired. Many trucks don't even come with a towing package to support the stated (or higher) towing capacity if intending to tow a large item like a travel trailer or large boat. That is a huge risk/unknown when buying a used truck and requires extra research based on the VIN to see how originally equipped. Tow packages usually contain more than just the hitch, like heavier cooling, alternator, brake controller, etc. Dealer's buyers agent typically doesn't check the box for the factory installed, typically $750, towing option and it becomes apparent when can't find the first one on the lot.

Ironic, because to was always watching a documentary of some sort. And now he was the subject of one!

I’m sorry Dave, I can’t do that.

Just physical. He's on the autism spectrum but was able to hold a job for 20 years and drive a car. But no psych drugs yet.

I was there, but the 70's are a bit fuzzy..

So, Sheepherder, you one a them vegans ?

It was hot, not as hot as work, but hot.

Honestly I think it was a pride thing with him. We were just trying to make some minor upgrades and reuse the old sheds flooring. And the realized this piss poor foundation wouldn't hold anything. And when my friend the other engineer pointed that out he came up with this over the top solution. Only he didn't tell me until I got down the path and then he changed the requirements. I called stuff out but he would have none of that. Still I needed his help and once the ball started rolling.... I trusted him in the amount of about $1000 more than I wanted to go. Now that he has figured it out, he wants me to help him build his shed. Bastard.

I followed my friend's lead. I needed his help. I blame that asshat.

You’re a good man. I’ve been there recently.