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You may have noticed fewer MIL rants as she’s getting a dose of tough love from her kids. Divorce is final & shes renting a room from an older woman who has a large property. Her kids said if you are able to live on your own you WILL live on your own. Shes actually coming to visit next week. She tried to weasel a “girls trip” to Portland while she’s here and my wife said I have an extra bike, start riding if you want to go to Portland. Boom!

Does she save the can to make a pea can pie?

Better day tomorrow, LJ. Best to Mrs. LJ.

They visiting from the Far Side ?

You remain an amazing husband with a really strong wife. Keep fighting the good fight.

Lol Actually, we did really well. Kids freaking adore my husband. I will tell ya that when we got back from the beach and kj tells me he got his clock cleaned by an oar. He didn't look too thrilled with it. I looked at him and said "Are we heading out today?" lol We stayed through the week. Made it to Thursday. I asked my pal if it was hard to hang out with the childless. She said is was more like how much can you guys endure with the kids. Our friend said we helped a ton with them. It takes a village to raise good kids.

Only 2 cows? They're gonna be there a boring while. Is this what curling fans do in the summer?

Does anyone just use the nearest tree when working in the yard and you don't want to track dirt into the house and live on a rather busy corner and a cop happens to be driving by and do you fight the indecent exposure ticket or just pay it?

I live alone, so no.

Prayers for WoLJ

Sorry John.. Keep up the great support. You are a good man.

Your wife has the patience of a saint. I just wish you were closer to the action so you could give us play by play. RG has been dating. Maybe you could introduce him to Dumpling.

You can pick your nose, you can pick your friends, but you can't pick your family.

Someone sent me this on FB.

Old says leave the water for the horses. A quad espresso is what you want.

Wo7 went to Ohio last Friday to help LAJ with his cataract surgery. The procedure was a success but it will be months for complete recovery. Progress is being made to find assisted living but he needs to find a primary care doctor who takes Medicaid. Robert the Jedi and Dumpling have broken up. Dumpling is moving to a one bedroom apartment in Hamilton in September. Wo7 is helping her find furniture and stuff.

Would you gamble your hard earned money on this BS?

My friends have a couple of kids. The kids are rambunctious, loud and energetic. Here are some funny moments: We took the kayaks out and during a moment of play my husband gets smacked against the head with an oar. Total accident. Lol One of the kids holds the grocery list up for me to read and as I look closely, he pops me in the nose with the paper and says ... You just got listed. They had q Casio keyboard and played it often. Full blast and crazy annoying riffs. My ears bled. I was sitting on the beach chatting with their Mom. One of them comes up from behind me and dumps a sandy and wet towel over my head....right in the middle of my sentence. They are cute and fun. Also I am glad to be going home now. Haha

Queen maybe but there is another.

That reminds me, I need to go pee.

My dog is bad with this. But so is one of our cats. And if the bathroom door IS fully closed, it’s a full “paw under the door” performance for however long the door is shut.

Sure. It's the Powerbull Lottery! The odds are probably better than the Powerball lottery.

and for you, too, John. You seem to be handling a tough job pretty well, keep going!

Smart. Very smart. I learned many years ago that it's best not to offer unsolicited advice the women - even especially the one you're married to.

82 to sleep in is just pure bullshit.

Sending her hugs

it is now

I seldom go fast enough uphill where being in the drops would give me any aerodynamic advantage. I'm better off being more upright. I'm amazed to see the Pros both on the drops and out of the saddle going uphill.

She said "drops"!

This is not about underwear!

https://www.mysuncoast.com/2019/06/14/troopers-kevin-bacon-side-swipes-patrol-car-while-searching-saved-by-bell-episode/ Troopers: Kevin Bacon side swipes patrol car while searching for ‘Saved By The Bell’ episode

He probably keeps his beer in that fridge. Keeping beer in the fridge keeps them happy and a happy fridge lasts a long time.

6 bucks for a spray can. Do it at night. They have spray that is expanding foam. Hit it good and your problem is solved. If if you want me to I can stop by after getting Zacks lawn done.

Those of you with chicken necks should wear sweaters so no one will notice!

Yup I am thinking between the new job, dating, and RO...we get whatever he has left.

How aboot one bourbon, one scotch, and one beer?

The kids in the cars are party supporters not the pro democracy kids. I think the optics of spoiled rich kids being sent to Toronto/Vancouver/Alberta and counter protesting (pro China) is a poor visual. I think most people assume that only communist party appratchiks have enough money to a) buy Ferraris & super cars and b) are able to send their kids overseas for university. Let's call it the Marie Antoinette syndrome aka LTEC

Conventional with top freezer here, for reasons discussed by other forum members.

...there's no smog in San Francisco. That would be declasse.

Down here, yellow jackets live in the ground. Dunno if they are classified as bees, wasps, hornets or other. Pack a pretty good wallop for their size.

this is known as lowjacking a thread. It is my super power.

OK sorry. My bad.

The tech will be here early saturday morning to stick a wand into the nest and poison it. The poison will kill any remaining bees that return over the next couple of days and the nest will either come down by itself or be pulled down after that. I am relieved not to have to deal with them myself.

DON'T DO THAT!!!!! You scared the crap out of me. He is still alive and doing fine.

Long day at the state fair.

mt biking in Park City