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  1. Found a long-lost bird photograph file that my wife has been searching for on the computer. She is a Happy Camper!
    9 points
  2. I think it is always best to give a proper 2 weeks notice when leaving a position and to behave professionally during the final days. That said... a couple years ago, the guy who managed the e-mail system here left his position. On his last day he sent a very nice e-mail to all 75,000 people who work here thanking us for the opportunity he was given. The e-mail was very thoughtful, the number of people who "Replied All" was impressive. There was also a number of helpful people who "Replied All" suggesting that people shouldn't use "Reply All" to thank the e-mail administrator.
    7 points
  3. C) Confusing @Chris... and @ChrisL.
    5 points
  4. My toe hurts pretty bad. Em hit it with a fastball last night. (No, not the same toe). I am working at a clinic downtown. Very urban crowd in here. There is a black dude playing Florida Georgia Line as loud as it will go on his phone and all of the other black dudes are looking at him like they want to kick his ass. I walked next door to have breakfast at a White Castle. I was staring into my phone, eating my sausage slider and a homeless black dude started yelling at me about how he hated M-F'ing white people from Indiana. That was fun. There is a dude cheering in the clinic because he said "WE DID IT!!!! We impeached Trump!!! He's OUT OF HERE". ..... Yea, um about that? My toe still hurts. I have to go home and build half a wall tonight.
    5 points
  5. It would also clear the skid marks off the inside of the toilet bowl. I am still wondering why maddmaxx feels there is a need to fix something that isn't broke.
    5 points
  6. That would be one hell of a morning shower.
    5 points
  7. Doing some errands, this was Home Depot. On the way to the car wash.
    4 points
  8. I once witnessed a guy getting out of his convertible and as he was walking away he hit the key fob to lock the doors.
    4 points
  9. Yes. Washing a car with the top down is a bad idea.
    4 points
  10. Ask everyone else. Complain again and the snow turns into Salvation Army Bells.
    4 points
  11. Planning on making a house for my friend's kid. I am doing a simple design, barn style. I'll buy some candy to take for them to create. Should be fun. I did the same for their eldest child, who is now a teen. The little one is about the same age that I created one last time. I am most looking forward to making the trees and decorating with candy. This is a ton of work. Should take me all day to create and put together. Kids like this kind of thing. Happy Happy Holidays.
    3 points
  12. Lights out, all she wrote, all that's left is memories, I hope I leave a few pleasant memories
    3 points
  13. I don't know what happens but when I stopped breathing I didn't see no light. Wo46's response to that was....Maybe you went the wrong way.
    3 points
  14. Every work place has one of those guys. We had one at the spring factory and he had the nickname junior. 25 years after junior quite people were still talking about the dumb things that Jr did. A common saying in the maintenance shop was DON'T BE A JUNIOR!!
    3 points
  15. This particular clinic has it's moments. A few weeks ago a dude told me that he wasn't scared to "Dump me on my Fucking head". He got a trip to jail and now my co-workers won't let that one go. I'll show up at 5:00 am to start work and someone will say "You been dumped on your fucking head lately?"
    3 points
  16. Can't believe this hasn't been posted.
    3 points
  17. So @2Far did you The Boss find the key when you he sobered up and had some coffee?
    3 points
  18. Of all the jobs I've quit, I've never told off the boss. Mine was a relatively small industry and reputation was what kept me employed. Some of the places I've left have even hired me back as a consultant for short jobs that seemed very important to them. I guess it's the "don't burn bridges syndrome". For example, Pratt and Whitney is one of those employers that doesn't give out ex employee information other than "yes he worked here from xxxx to xxxx. When they layed me off my upper level manager made me an offer of "any time, anyone, just ask and I will write a review for you" That was probably because a couple of weeks before the layoff I wrote a "how to cookbook" for non technicians to cover my responsibilities if I got laid off.
    3 points
  19. I went over to an alleged neighbor's house today offering up a ham bone since I knew he had a large dog. He claimed my bone was bigger than his dog and thanked me. I politely followed up by asking if he knew anyone with a large dog. All he could says was, 'Nope.' He probably thinks I was trying to identify the owner of the large dog and I wouldn't be surprised if his wife thought I was just trying to be nice. Well, I was just trying to be nice and his responses were rude. So like I've been doing for the last couple week, when it got dark, I took a large dump on his greenway.
    3 points
  20. ...Al Huang, the guy who used to teach me Tai Chi for a while, always made it a big point to emphasize that a master of the art will sidestep all that bad energy coming at you. Like a bullfighter doing a pass. When you stand, stand like a willow and bend with the wind.
    3 points
  21. I watched the Jewish Pink Floyd video that someone posted...and at one point I thought..."wow it's snowing in Jerusalem"...then I thought Shit...SW forum is fucking with me. Then I went to Youtube and fell into a Pink Floyd rabbit hole
    3 points
  22. Was seeing floaters when I went to work this morning after I logged into my computer. So I went to the Emergency Dept. Probably shouldn't have drove myself but it wasn't far. Actually while I was driving they went away but in the waiting room they came back, almost like snowflakes coming down. $650 later, Doctor solved the problem and advised my to stay off SW forum for two weeks. This made me feel mad and relieved, at the same time.
    3 points
  23. I wouldn't know who got the last word. There was all kinds of scrambling around trying to salvage the scraps and many people were on the edge of death. I, myself, escaped with only the clothes on my back.
    3 points
  24. Stay in your bubble. Workplace politics are no fun.
    3 points
  25. Take the pinky. Can't do TX.
    2 points
  26. not bad really, but our ice is more liquid then normal.
    2 points
  27. It looks like I fucked that up.
    2 points
  28. Didn't you read the warning label about erections lasting more than 4 hours
    2 points
  29. Didn’t someone tell you the last time to wear steel-toe boots when you catch for Em-on-fire? i would’ve told that dude that I hate white people from Indiana too. You guys have something in common; build on that.
    2 points
  30. 2 points
  31. This! Smashing the lights is as satisfying as popping bubble wrap.
    2 points
  32. I think I could make it work damn near anywhere but if my family ain’t coming with me I’d lop that finger.
    2 points
  33. We all dream of walking up to the boss and telling them off before walking out the door. This is one of the best.
    2 points
  34. I have to be careful since she and I do work together on a number of work matters. Good thing her cubicle is in another part of the floor.
    2 points
  35. I’ll be hitting the gym a little bit later than that (because I can). They have the sign up posted for the mini triathlon. I need to see if I can get my shoulders in shape to swim a quarter mile and not be too shabby. I swam a quarter mile this morning but I had to force myself to keep going. I think Aurthor Rightus might be slowing me down. They have new bikes for the bike portion, I need to figure out how they are set up. I doubt I’ll have anyone else in my age group so it should be a cake walk.
    2 points
  36. Ahhhhhhhh That pic is from a long time ago... I finally got bigger and grew into my teeth!
    2 points
  37. 2 points
  38. POTD!!!!! This is genius. I hope that butthole SW pays you back for the $650 and the lost wages.
    2 points
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