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I'll work on some more later.

Not lambs but pygmy goats, my daughter sent this photo this morning..., Lola wanting in with the chickens to get at the chicken feed.

Enough said!

Looks like they have the same lawncare guy i do

So i had an hour and a half zoom interview this morning. Went very well and i would certainly be interested in the position. I was very upfront with them, which they already knew, that actually taking the position would require a few things happening that in all honesty probably won’t. I also made it clear that if i moved to SD i have no intentions of working more than another five years. We left the call with the standard “We’ll be in touch”. 15 minutes later the Agency Director calls and says i have a standing offer until May31, 2021. Again all the stars and planets would need to align perfectly for this to happen. It would be a great opportunity to do something a little different somewhere else but would certainly have a price being away from family. I’m fine if it happens or not.🙂

The side business is keeping me busy.. here is something I just got fished with (and they are not for jsharr) Someone asked me to make some coasters up with the shape of Texas.. I went a little above and beyond and decided to build the flag into them.

If you're wearing angry beaver pants.....better hope there is no wood....

From now on the parody must be posted before the post it's parodying.

Went to the motorcycle finals yesterday and watched motorcycle drag racing. Top fuel Larry Spiderman McBride ran 5.67 @ 265.95 mph Ricky Gadson ran 198 mph on a street legal bike with DOT tires no wheelie bars. The guy he was racing against ran 195 mph and still had the blinkers on the bike. Only one crash of the day. A racer got blown off the bike in the shutdown area. If I remember right his run was around 240 mph when he was blown off. Love the 2 stroke drag bikes from the 70s.....I wish I still had my old 750 2 stroke.

Rainy day here, but I've already had some visitors

Suitable for a trip to Walmart.

We usually give each other funny things. Angry beavers seemed funny. With matching pajamas for his wife and girls.

I wanted to announce the new parody rule where the parody has to be posted before the thread that is the subject of the parody, Please note that dear leader has already demonstrated an understanding of the new rule.

Those rubber shoes on your automobile’s wheels are called ‘taars’, we build faars in the wood stove. And yes, we do ‘warsh’ our clothes regularly. We catch crawdads in the crick o’er yonder and we ain’t ne’er seen nothin’ wrong with a little shine. Ain’t nobody never learnt you nothin’? Now, j’eet yet?

I have a wife that keeps me in line and always has been a healthy eater. If I try to have something that she knows will spike me she will let me have a little and she will take the rest. Sometimes I will want to eat something and she will say....you should test first witch means you shouldn't have that.

I made a snow angel yesterday. Top of Ferrins. It was a f'ing hard climb. I had to lay down and rest for a bit.

No...I started seeing my trainer..cholesterol went down...weight went down some..but muscle is heavier than fat . My doc was thrilled with the improvement!!..Worked out so damn hard 3 days a week..cardio twice..exhausted..there was dinner...and then bed no time to snack.

"Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life." View the full article

Fid he have brothers named Dewet and Lewet?🤔

Here is a little Lincoln lamb.

I think the covid is afraid of catching RG.

Wait.........you said gifts.

She made me this for my birthday.

Different trips through the years:

Yes Does it count if it's the neighbors yard? Because that might have happened One day I woke up to the neighbor sleeping in my front yard. He woke up around 2pm and went home.

I knew it! Those millennials have ruined everything. Probably takes a solar powered chain saw into the wilderness.

Well, I have an excuse for missing the wedding and also not getting an invite in the first place!

I think the ride is about to start I'm sitting in front of my pellet stove, it is about 80 in the room. I'm covered with a blanket and shivering. My lips are burning like I used a habanero for chapstick, and my head is starting to ache. Buckle up and keep your hands inside the ride....

Isn’t it pronounced warshhouse in VA?

The one brother had attitude, his name was Screwit.

I like this one from him: “Learn to ride a bicycle. You will not regret it if you live.” It's from Taming the Bicycle which I had the pleasure of seeing a Mark Twain reenactor perform live a number of years ago.

Thanks. Pretty routine, 2nd cataract.

Nobody badmouths our buddy Mark.

I hope you recover quickly and fully.

Man, you're young and your joints are bouncy and everything is new and you're just running from one new and exciting thing to the next and there's some lady with a gizmo maybe there will be food and there's mom.... a picture is worth a lot of words..

The Mrs. will call our Dr. in the morning. I bought the food for T-day today, so we have a lot of food in the house. My son is local and will support us as needed. Thank ya'll for the support. I feel like a dickhead for catching it, but I knew the hooples would get me. It is hard to swim against the current without taking a break

@jsharr will love those

If you’re going with Bourbon or Scotch, a fat cigar completes the experience.

Down near Charlottesville, in Greene County, VA is an old house that locally is known as the Washhouse or Moonshine House. The story is that the clothes hung out on the porch to dry signaled passers by that moonshine was available for sale. A color coding system told buyers what flavors were available. White cloth was for straight shine, reds for apple, orange for peach, etc. the house was recently sold to a nearby cabin rental company who is going to refurbish the old Wash House.

How about those Cowboys Stoopid Vikings

??? So you scored the non-parody thread? Based on the new rules, is the thread by @Square Wheels or @Zealot the 'real' parody?

Mine is always cheating. Eating stupid foods. I was excited to see the 120s on Saturday. Hope to see some down in the 90s soon.

Blustery today - windy and gray. But, short week and no 5+ hour drive in gridlock traffic this year to look forward to

If I remember correctly, back when I was racing Kawasaki 500s were beginning to rip up the strip. Things have come a long way since then. I still think I'd rather be inside the vehicle, not on the outside.

I wish they'd fly in here.

Hope you feel better soon. We'll keep you both in our thoughts and prayers.

Yes. No more need be said.

No there was a pool, and I chose Further. You all need to send me five dollars.