How to get a 14'6" box into an 11' freight elevator.
Early this morning, I get a phone call that rudely interrupts my web surfing.
There's a truck here to make a delivery of a piece of equipment for one of the new labs. I get the call because I'm the only one here. I go up to meet the driver at the "Loading Dock" - which is just a ground level overhead door near the freight elevator. I go up and meet the driver and he tells me it's a 14' long box and weighs 800 lbs. Hmmm, this could be problematic.
The grad student who works in the lab that this is going in shows up. The office guy who called me shows up. There is much consternation as to not only how the hell we're going to get this thing into the sub basement where it's going, but how we're even going to get it off the truck. Office Guy tells me he emailed and called Shiftless Jay -the building facilities guy who is supposed to handle this kind of crap - several times yesterday, but got no answer.
The prof in charge of the lab shows up. There is much consternation and head scratching and the conclusion is reached that the truck driver is going to have to deliver the box to Facilities because they have a forklift and a real loading dock. No one's really sure what they're going to do after that, but at least it will get it off the truck.
Then the prof mentions that what's in the box is a clean room.
"So what if we take the cover off the box and unload the stuff by hand - at least enough to lighten the box to the point where we can lift it?"
I receive dumbfounded looks, all around. I thought these guys were like, geniuses and shit?
I go back downstairs, grab a screw gun and start taking the lid off. FNG shows up (he doesn't start til 9) grabs a second screw gun and we take the lid off.
We unload all the small parts onto a cart and that goes in the freight elevator, along with the shorter pieces of aluminum extrusion. The 14' extrusions - easily carried by two people have to go down two flights of stairs but they manage.
FNG and I grab a couple of saws and implements of destruction and make short work of the wooden box.
THEN Shiftless Jay shows up.