I could ride Mary, but I am getting off early to ride her anyway. My fat bike is quite jealous of Mary. It feels threatened by her fast sleek dirt style. My seek is indifferent to the likes of Mary, because it knows that I can mob faster on it compared to Mary. My seek has tires to handle many tough conditions and knows that I feel more confident on flat bars. My Vaginator thinks that all the knobby tire bikes are meat heads and it is too refined for such nonsense as mud and rocks. My Stump sits patiently, because it knows that it will get to travel all over Oregon and will get to visit Whistler this year. It knows that it remains my favorite.
Which bike should I take today?