Zephyr

If she was texting me, she would probably say "I'm not dead, please dig me up"

I have not...., and probably wouldn't know it was her if I heard it.

It won't slow me down.., I have a tendency to ignore suggestions for improving myself or my work now, and that is unlikely to change in the future

Just back from a one and done road trip. It is supposed to rain this weekend so my scheduled yard work may be out but I am still in deck repair mode so will spend some time crawling around adding some bracing. Playoff hockey pool draft is tonight at the golf course so I will be doing that

Arise for the win! Lots of twos today

This is a joke, right. Every Tuesday is 'no pants Tuesday" in our office

Yes. My Grandmother lived to be 100.5 years old. She didn't die until I was 35 so not only did I know her, my kids did too. (And still remember her)

My grandmother had 16 kids in 16 years. After each set of twins, she took a year off. Lol. After her first child, 10.5 months later she had a set of twins, so at one pount she had three kids under a year old, in a house (at that time) that had no electricity and no running water

I was just gonna ask if he was right handed..., but this question works too. Get better Wilbur. So are you grounded for a bit?

And Moriarty stole every scene he was in. I enjoyed that version very much

My grandmother (my mom's mom) had three sets of twins, my mom was not a twin. None of my grandmothers 11 children that had kids, had twins. The old wives tale out east is twins 'skips a generation'. None of her 42 grandchildren (including me) have had twins and so far none of her 60+ great grandchildren have had twins either