OK, here is the most recent.
I've had a 2011 BMW G650GS, traded that for a 2014 Ducati Monster 797. The 797, I totaled in September 2015. Replaced with a 2015 Monster 821 Stripe. Sold that one to my gun store friends nephew down in Florida back in June or July of 2021. Bought a 2021 Ducati Scrambler Nightshift a month later. Traded that one for what you see now, a 2021 Monster Plus, in Aviator Grey w red wheels (has full Terminogni exhaust, removed the horrendous tail thing, plus a few other things changed).