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And the Parody Meter says...... 8.95

Thanks @BuffJim. I’ve been out of town but saw pics of Vicksburg. That’s about 15 miles due south of me. I saw pics of people making snow/hail angels. That stuff was deep. No damage at my place.

Right after his wheels are up.

If you assume skin is singular. A perceive skin in the plural. A skin would be a dead raccoon or muskrat pelt.

I did not need to know this. #ihaveaheadache

Are you still here? We can’t start the party until you’re gone.

No no no. I was just questioning your role in the process. Do you have thin internet skin?

Who you call’n You People?

Huh?

Yes

Good call. I should have considered this. #whyyougetthebigbucks

Aaaaaaaand when did you turn into the grammar police?

You've gotten some good advice here and I wouldn't suggest changing that. What I might suggest, if you are still concerned about the bio when you are done banging on it, is to convince your employer to send it through a PR firm. They are asking you to represent them. They should be able to spend a couple hundred getting pro advice. That advice might include creating a couple different versions of the bio. Your bio for a local in person event might be different from a local on-line event and those different from a national event. The attendees all care about different things.

No, I need to know what I need the excuse for first. I don't waste perfectly good excuses on something lame (This does not mean I think the excuses you provided me are good). I think @wilbur is just upset because he created like the lamest parody ever and I wouldn't turn on the meter for that crap.

I stopped by the other day and it didn't need mowing then.

Excuse for what? I've got a thousand excuses. What do I need one for now?

I love the photos. The texture on the old man pic is great.

Not much meat on that drumstick . I wonder if it tastes like chicken?

I’m not going to plug the Meter in for this one.

You can’t. The guy has 9 lives.

One more reason not to have to go to Modesto now.

Who’s the old guy? And the Parody Meter says....... 7.45

Private. The district was called Cambridge Springs Joint Schools. I don’t think they were thinking to well when they came up with that name in the mid 60s. We had fun with it.

You can’t score both of them!

Duh - @BuffJim.