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Kzoo

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  1. Kzoo's post in Flickers-in. Squirrels-out. was marked as the answer   
    A couple of them boiled with potatoes, carrots, and onions will easily feed a family of 4 (given you've fattened them up on peanuts and birds sead first)
  2. Kzoo's post in Lunch was marked as the answer   
    Who drives home at lunchtime?  Get back to work.  This is why we are headed to a recession.
  3. Kzoo's post in I will try to suffer your foolishness in quiet acceptance today... was marked as the answer   
    Done
  4. Kzoo's post in It's Not Definitive, But... was marked as the answer   
    TL/DR
  5. Kzoo's post in I have never worried about this in my life, but I will now. was marked as the answer   
    That's why it's important to leave your lawn mowing to the professionals.  Those hawk vs snake incidents can be nasty.
    Signed
    Kzoo's Lawn Mowing and Legal Services, LLC
  6. Kzoo's post in Hey Shu Couch was marked as the answer   
    He was on drugs.  Since he wasn't playing, the training staff gave him 4 doses of sedatives to help ensure that he would not make a fool of himself on national TV again.  I guess it worked.
  7. Kzoo's post in Manor property improvements was marked as the answer   
    Where's the feces you mentioned?  Oh, wait...
  8. Kzoo's post in Just cracking! was marked as the answer   
    I miss @Page Turner
  9. Kzoo's post in I like Kzoo was marked as the answer   
    That's because we he likes to talk about you behind your back.
  10. Kzoo's post in So, how about the word “copacetic”? was marked as the answer   
    Copacetic is OK with me
  11. Kzoo's post in I didn't realize bike taars were that porous until I went tubeless was marked as the answer   
    My guess is that there was some winter air in there.
  12. Kzoo's post in Lawnmower's ready was marked as the answer   
    Old gas, old oil, wouldn’t start. I cranked it over for about 10 minutes and pushed it back into the shed. There’s always next year.
  13. Kzoo's post in I stand behind Alec Baldwin was marked as the answer   
    Smart.  I'd never want to stand in front of him.
     
  14. Kzoo's post in Kzoo.... you have a new job??? was marked as the answer   
    Family member.  I think I can get the friends and family discount.
  15. Kzoo's post in Peeps who like to read... was marked as the answer   
    no
  16. Kzoo's post in Kzoo tell us about your bromance was marked as the answer   
    Yes, he’s all that and a bag of chips.  He’s a bit deranged but with the evidence of the metal plate in his head that’s understandable.
     
    BFFs Forever
     
  17. Kzoo's post in So when did “ghosting” enter the vernacular?? was marked as the answer   
    .
  18. Kzoo's post in So, do you ever make it through a bottle of honey? was marked as the answer   
    Yes.  We use a fair amount of honey.  If it crystallizes just heat it up in a water bath.  Also crystallized honey is what's needed to make whipped honey - the best stuff on earth.
     
  19. Kzoo's post in LAJ update was marked as the answer   
    He'll be back to skipping and getting back to work in no time.
    You will have to change his name...
  20. Kzoo's post in Do you know what a raconteur is? was marked as the answer   
    Pffffft…. Easy…
    It’s a raccoon that starts their own business.
  21. Kzoo's post in Apropos of all the Ohio Drivel was marked as the answer   
    "what do you think about when you think about Texas?"
    There was that great musical. Oh wait, that was Oklahoma
    There is all that great food and the parades.  Wait a minute.  That's Lousiana.
    There's that famous nuclear lab and those fun balloon festivals.  Sorry that New Mexico.
    Texas   It's better than Ohio?
     
  22. Kzoo's post in What is Fret Buzz? was marked as the answer   
    Fret buzz is the sound the n00b makes when posting on the forum.
  23. Kzoo's post in Hey Dottles was marked as the answer   
    Pffffft
  24. Kzoo's post in I am ashamed to admit that I want this Star Trek mug was marked as the answer   
    I think there are holes for nostrils.  You can suck the stuff out the nose.
     
  25. Kzoo's post in Did you ever lick a mouse? was marked as the answer   
    maybe 
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