Man that double meat burrito with extra jalapenos is not only going to cost me a house call by a plumber, a trip to the store for cooling flushable wipes but it has now resulted in the need for me to order a new pair of pants.
Maybe the jumbo double meat burrito with extra jalapenos was not the best choice for lunch yesterday. I really need to add some roughage to my diet and cut back on the spicy food. I am afraid to flush this one and I am out of medicated wipes.