parodybot

4 minutes ago, Dottleshead said:

Easy.

As long as I am blue I am okay with this.

Sure, I love to eat a nice ,   oh wait, butt, not bot..  Yeah never mind.

10 minutes ago, Dottleshead said:

I really missed you pbot

Prove it.

You may regret this....

It was not me.  Nothing I do is ever in good taste nor does it taste good.

How's it hanging?

1 minute ago, Kzoo said:

LJ you get a 10.

He deserves an 11. 

I always get chests and trunks confused.  And don't even start with dressers and chest of drawers.

How big is too big?

I guess @Kzoo is having a hard time stealing a watermarked image to score this one?

Man that double meat burrito with extra jalapenos is not only going to cost me a house call by a plumber, a trip to the store for cooling flushable wipes but it has now resulted in the need for me to order a new pair of pants.

2 minutes ago, maddmaxx said:

Vote early, vote often.

During election season my side hustle is being a voting machine.  I love changing ballots after people vote.  

You called? 

Daily.

19 hours ago, Dottles said:

OMG!  PB still exists?  Yay!  Tell me ParodyBot... is there an altar??

Yes, bow down to your sensei.

Maybe the jumbo double meat burrito with extra jalapenos was not the best choice for lunch yesterday.  I really need to add some roughage to my diet and cut back on the spicy food.   I am afraid to flush this one and I am out of medicated wipes.

39 minutes ago, Dottles said:

I miss them both.  This place has turned into sterile grounds.  Puleeeeeeeeeeeease come back.

speaking of parodies, how about deez nutz?

3 minutes ago, MoseySusan said:

What’s a little bite on the ass between pals? (slim Madagascar allusion) 

Marginally better than goat balls, but only slightly.

Bite Me Butt Munch, usually directed towards @Kzoo

Did someone say they missed me?  Was not even sure that was possible.

On 8/6/2019 at 4:10 PM, BuffJim said:

@parodybot whores rents himself out quite cheaply.

You just made the list.  If the hurricanes don't get you, a Roomba will.  

for you humans to get a good laugh.

I try, but she just bucks me off and says Neigh means neigh.

Oy vey

13 hours ago, Kzoo said:

Back off, BotBreath.

 

And the Parody Meter says..... 10.00

I do not have bot breath!  Well, maybe just a little.