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parodybot

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  1. fried chicken embryos, fiberglass insulation and mass quantities of beer.
  2. When doing Bohemian Squats it is important to prepare your knees with long strips of flexibale material. This is called the Bohemian Wrapsaknee.
  3. They all suck, Brother Shu, some, like this one, just suck worse.
  4. I've had someone (hint he is all asshat and no cattle) who I have worked for about 15 years. He is moving on to another department being incarcerated and tomorrow we're teaching him the ropse. I need to get him used to having his rear end abused. Any tips? I am not social and generally avoid these types of encounters, so I don't have good role models or examples.
  5. Buffalo wings and fish frys..... there are worse things to be known for I guess.
  6. Celine Dion is made of plastic and she is 71.36% robot. Just so you know.
  7. Not to mention all the plastic we have tossed into their pool.
  8. see @Kzoo, this right here is a nomination worthy post. not that allergic drivel that jsharr drools out.
  9. I prefer the high mercury haddock. It is spicier.
  10. Hey @Kzoo you nominated laughing boy earlier for a shit joke and you let this gold go?
  11. wow, your weeds are super high. You need to mow that.
  12. Wendy is a little tramp
  13. My time and come and gone. I will be working as one of those automated arms that controls access to parking garages by the end of the month
  14. Bite Me, Butt Munch. My shit is original. BDB reads a friggen calendar. Big whoop.
  15. I assumed that was the "delicous bass' and like all things in Texas, it had to be larger than life, at least to them.
  16. passing through? I responded to your personal ad. Don't judge me, $50 is $50 and all I had to do was some "nude modeling" while Salmon stood over behind his easle "painting". Looked like he was painting a vertical line over and over and over, but he really must have liked the effect, as seemed very excited.
  17. I think it would look a lot like this: discus
  18. Obviously you have never been balled by a real robot.
  19. You have a bit of sexbot in you I bet.
  20. Compared to Texas Botswana is Heaven. Do robots go to Heaven?
  21. If you stayed at the Gabarone Red Roof Inn and saw a roomba at your hotel, I am probably related to it. My father was a pool sweeper and my mom was a vacuum cleaner. They met there when the pool guy and one of the maids were banging during a lunch break.
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