Ralphie

Luckily for you, on the Internet,no one knows you’re a dog. 

1 minute ago, Randomguy said:

So it is agreed that you are taking/keeping Blackface Oog, LJ?

That black face is awesome!

2 minutes ago, Randomguy said:

I can't believe you are letting all those dogs run around naked.  You need to start dressing them, you know.

You do know who you are talking to, right?

1 hour ago, Randomguy said:

Awesomely obnoxious arsehole?

I was going to be nice and just go with awesome arsehole.

49 minutes ago, Zealot said:

Did you take 68 across?

I was recently on that.  Stopped in Cumberland for lunch at the Crabby Pig.

13 minutes ago, Mr. Silly said:

The big problem with nextdoor is from reading the posts, you find out how hurtful and ignorant the people who live around you are.

Eggzactly why I am never going near it!  Plus,  I would be afeared to hear what they are saying aboot me.

Will a vet check for chips for free? 

1 hour ago, Mr. Silly said:

What is your budget?  If you can give it a little nudge up, this could be yours

Are you a realtor?

Good thing there is free shipping!

Word is oot on the doggie streets!

12 hours ago, jsharr said:

That is actually called the hamburger

One of my favourite technical terms. 

Signed, Wimpy.  (What was his last name?)

I slept like a |{#^^£¥ log last night.

2 hours ago, Johnny Come Lately Name said:

…going on 64, yes. She had her say and wrote “jack” on the tape with a Sharpie.

Still not as good as when I switched the caps on the dry erase markers. She stood there for what seemed like a solid five minutes with her brain glitching as she looked from the whiteboard to the marker and back again, trying to figure out why the “red” marker was writing blue…

So Shirley you have at (least) one time replaced someone’s computer desktop with a picture of said desktop.

2 hours ago, smudge said:

What are you, 12??!!!

Arrested Development.

Is this from the Neiman-Marcus catalog that I  learned aboot from Dennis the Menace?

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13 hours ago, Johnny Come Lately Name said:

Sure as hell ain't me.

I knew that one!

On 4/23/2024 at 11:00 AM, jsharr said:

MEK 

Dr mickin should love that answer!

On 4/23/2024 at 10:56 AM, Randomguy said:

How do you get the waxiness off your store-bought cucumbers?

Kerosene. 

We had an hp laptop that we hated. Windows 8 certainly contributed to that. It only lasted a few years. It was a cheapo from BJs. 

11 minutes ago, Johnny Come Lately Name said:

FIFY

Swirly guy!

We had black cats when we were kiddos. They were a lot of fun. 

2 hours ago, Randomguy said:

You always have to say that you do like whatever boobs are being presented to you.  That is pretty much the only unchangeable law in the universe, I think.

Especially boobs. Men are supposed to be boobs for boobs. 

2 hours ago, Parsnip Totin Jack said:

I knew a woman who bought a white Tesla model 3 and had it wrapped in bubblegum pink. Her money, her decision. She was also in my spinning class and arrived early one day looking different. She put me on the spot when she asked, “do you like my boobs? I just had them done”. Overinflated was my thought, but I said, “they look good on you”. She didn’t get the Caddyshack reference.

I would have gone with the Seinfeld “spectacular”.