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Ralphie

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  1. I always SORT of liked grapefroot, so this is a good alternative since grapefroot conflicts with medicine I take. Full disclosure though, I ate it only when I was a kiddo and I applied a thin layer of sugar on top to render it edible.
  2. Cheese fries are too much fat for me, so poutine is probably not my thing. But just like door hinge for orange, it rhymes tremendously with routine.
  3. I used to read dead tree books and fall asleep after a few short pages, but the telephone is so much easier to deal with, largely because it puts out its own light, that now I screw with that for just a few minutes before lights oot.
  4. Cara Cara oranges are the shiznitz. Holy cow! All me! https://squarewheelscycling.com/index.php?/search/&q=Shiznitz&page=2&quick=1&item=176612&search_and_or=or&sortby=relevancy
  5. And then there are your socks like Lake Superior!
  6. Whew! Mine is a one pager. A lot less work to print!
  7. So was meecro wahvey intentional on her part? That was very weird! But incredibly fun. I like the ja lap a noes.
  8. And then there was Abstruse Moose. Ah heck, while we are at it, here is the compleat story. (Holy cow! Ralph T.Farnsworth must have been all the way back in the Love Forum!). Time flies like an arrow!
  9. Yes, they were good temporarily. Like Philander Seabury and The Inedible Bulk were.
  10. Yes, like road construction. Temporary inconvenience, permanent improvement, once you get past the sadness of it not working oot.
  11. You stop breaking those windows, Ernest T!
  12. Thank goodness we have some names that never change, like rg and Kirby. And kazoo
  13. Surprisingly, I don’t get PTJ confused with JTP, Jenkin Town Posse, from The Goldbergs.
  14. I sort of favour snarky old bastard. Granted though, fsog is a classic. Effing Ray is good too. He is a master namer.
  15. Strange. I don’t remember a sore throat. I was just so cold, I shivered and sweated. I got it from misbehavior on the bandbus. What a maroon! I should have known better.
  16. That duck’s eyes look like a prototype for Homer Simpson!
  17. Sure! Although Scrooge McDuck seems apropos. Very cranky!
  18. It was a Sam Cooke song. I can’t remember the name but I probably posted it here. Brb! This is good because it contains a bested thread from when I asked. So it was Nothing Can Change This Love.
  19. The boys don’t really know yet?
  20. You bastard! I laid in bed in the college infirmiry and sweated my ass off! I felt terrible! I was SO happy when a nurse stopped in to change my soaked bedding!
  21. Ralphie

    MIL Rant….

    Free donuts override healthy.
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