Three from husband one of Airehead-- God rest his soul that man had a way with words.
Greyhound bus hit a hearse, rubber neckers made it worse, worst traffic I have ever seen, down on the Occoquan.
And then there was
Get the widow on the set, we need dirty laundry.
And finally-
lessons of love are like ice on the river, they seem pretty solid when your close to the shore, but when you venture out to uncharted waters, you might be taught a lesson that you never knew before.