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Banana!!

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  1. Ok. It's your forum, you make the rules. Have fun with that.
  2. The brilliant contribution I made to this thread has disappeared. Anyone know where it went to?
  3. Your pet cockroach should have that cleaned up in no time.
  4. I like a little Miracle-Gro once or twice a year.
  5. True dat. All 3 of my hairy ladies are rescue/fosters. I blame it on Oklahoma and their stupid tornadoes.
  6. If you have an itch, scratch it. And wash your finger afterwards.
  7. I have 3. The best advice I can give you is to never turn your back on them.
  8. But because of all the anal sex Gilligan thought Banana!! tasted a little bitter.
  9. I have a lady come in twice a week and do my tooth brushing for me.
  10. Gilligan was the Skipper's little buddy, if you know what I mean. Skipper slept in the top bunk so that means Gilligan was a bottom, if you know what I mean. Not that there's anything wrong with that, if you know what I mean.
  11. <- Look at me. What else wold you call me? Watermelon!!?
  12. I recently bought a pair of Assos F1.Uno.Something.Or.'Nother bib shorts and they're no better than my PI's or Castellis. The only thing that separates the Assos from those brands is the stupid price. Luckily I got them pretty cheap, by Assos standards. The Assos came packed in a plastic sleeve that was packed in a cardboard box that was slid into yet another cardboard box. Along with the shorts, and the 2 cardboard boxes, was an owner's manual about the same size as the one that came with my car. Why do you need an owner's manual for a pair of shorts? They're shorts for crying out loud. You put your dogdamn feet through the leg holes and pull 'em up!! Mo-rons. Whatevs, the first page of the owner's manual talked about consumer/commercial waste and how Assos was all about reducing that sort of thing. Umm yeah, then how about getting rid of the owner's manual and at least one of the boxes a single pair of shorts comes packaged in. Banana!! aint nobody's fool and he aint buying nothing else that says Assos on it.
  13. You're going to put some poor pig out of work. Don't you feel guilty?
  14. It's those damned plantains you should be suspicious of, masquerading around as a Banana!!
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