Oooh, don't even get me started on that. I got in the elevator at work the other day and there was a guy in there I recognize as a Maintenance-type person.
"Where you goin'?
"I dunno....hell in a handbasket probably"
"Oh No! I'm not going to hell! I've got the Lord Jesus Christ in my heart...mumblemumblemumble"
I didn't say it, but I thought it - "Stop the elevator, I'll climb the cable the rest of the way..." Good way to end a conversation, though.
Religious is one thing, but that dude is just wrapped too tight.