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Johnny Come Lately Name

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  1. Johnny Come Lately Name
    You’d better really, really wipe that hard drive before you turn it in…
  2. Johnny Come Lately Name
    I think he’s burnt out from answering my stupid questions and saving me from my own electrical ineptness.
  3. Johnny Come Lately Name
    I think I just got a cavity.
  4. Johnny Come Lately Name
    See? One more reason I go to the LGS at 6AM: much lower risk of interaction.
  5. Johnny Come Lately Name
    Well The Masters is over, so maybe those masses of people who are easily amused will tune in for some excitement.
  6. Johnny Come Lately Name
    Right about now? ‘Bout the same as your hot neighbor sent you: ”Lose my number and leave me the hell alone”
  7. Johnny Come Lately Name
    Both times we tried that, it backfired - the younger dog corrupted the older one.
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    It’s God’s Waiting Room - duh
  9. Johnny Come Lately Name
    Smooth move. You just made it harder for her to deny her “parentage”.
  10. Johnny Come Lately Name
    Uh, just how reckless is your barber??? Sounds like we’re talking full-on Van Gogh here. Edit: I see @JerrySTL beat me there…
  11. Johnny Come Lately Name
    I play it safe - I never even ride in elevators
  12. Johnny Come Lately Name
    …a cliff?
  13. Johnny Come Lately Name
    Nice. Were you the one responsible for “disappearing” people from pictures back in the Soviet Union days?
  14. Johnny Come Lately Name
    But if you leave the top off the can and let it become paint/cement, it’s ok to dispose of with regleear trash
  15. Johnny Come Lately Name
    Meh. After a certain point in their career, they became The Phil Collins Motown Cover Band, so it’s hard to tell. Squonk just came up in my playlist a little while ago and it was very easy to tell who it was.
  16. Johnny Come Lately Name
    Nah, just wipe it down with alcohol. That will fix the visibility issue.
  17. Johnny Come Lately Name
    Well hopefully you can get out, so you’ll stop posting over and over about it.
  18. Johnny Come Lately Name
    That is left to the rider’s discretion, but it appears they need to add up to at least 553ml:
  19. Johnny Come Lately Name
    …Tonight…tonight. Now I have Phil Collins stuck in my head TYVM.
  20. Johnny Come Lately Name
    Owing to the arrival of the Hellbeast, I only got out for maybe a dozen rides last year. The last one was mid September. Despite the forecast calling for rain and temps in the low 50’s, I said “to hell with it” and jumped out for a quick ten. ”Quick” relative. That was the hardest I’ve worked for a 14MPH average, in quite a while and uphill overpass sprints still suck, but the last stat is the most important:
  21. Johnny Come Lately Name
    Half? Friggin’ slackers. Here, they have never let me down, having taken every single thing I’ve ever put out. The pinnacle was a computer chair that the cat had destroyed the side of. It sat out back by my trash cans all winter, while I kept putting off taking it to the landfill. It was covered in dead leaves and everything. One day, on a whim, I set it out by the road. Two days and it was gone.
  22. Johnny Come Lately Name
    Cool! I’ve got some bulk I’d like to dispose of!
  23. Johnny Come Lately Name
    One morning, I was having trouble with the waffle iron. Every time I opened it, the waffles would stick to both halves. I’d say bad words, dig the “waffles” out and fling them to the dog. He very quickly figured out that <beep beep beep> meant “incoming frisbee”. After that, every time I’d get the waffle iron out and plug it in, when it did its startup beep, he’d show up like magic. (He was also known for appearing out of thin air every time I shredded cheese - he’d stand next to me and stare at the floor…)
  24. Johnny Come Lately Name
    I forget
  25. Johnny Come Lately Name
    …but she too has figured out what the beeping of the waffle iron means…
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