Johnny Come Lately Name

3 hours ago, Mr. Silly said:

Tomorrow at the zoo they are collecting old and unused computers so they are disposed of properly.  

You’d better really, really wipe that hard drive before you turn it in…

4 minutes ago, maddmaxx said:

TK to the electrical phone please.

I think he’s burnt out from answering my stupid questions and saving me from my own electrical ineptness.

4 hours ago, ChrisL said:

My daughter sent this this morning.  My SIL is away on business travel and so Smokey found a new snuggle buddy.

I think I just got a cavity.

See? One more reason I go to the LGS at 6AM: much lower risk of interaction.

1 hour ago, Square Wheels said:

I'm pretty sure baseball, as a sport, was canceled as it killed so many viewers with boredom. 

Well The Masters is over, so maybe those masses of people who are easily amused will tune in for some excitement.

Right about now? ‘Bout the same as your hot neighbor sent you:

”Lose my number and leave me the hell alone”

2 hours ago, 12string said:

Hmmmm.......

Our Aussie is in her 12th year.  This would be about the time. 

Both times we tried that, it backfired - the younger dog corrupted the older one.

21 minutes ago, Randomguy said:

Why Florida?  

It’s God’s Waiting Room - duh

Smooth move. You just made it harder for her to deny her “parentage”.

1 hour ago, Wilbur said:

So did I..  Plus a tetanus booster and blood tests.  

Uh, just how reckless is your barber???

Sounds like we’re talking full-on Van Gogh here.

Edit: I see @JerrySTL beat me there…

15 minutes ago, JerrySTL said:

I've never heard any of her songs once unless it was in an elevator.

I play it safe - I never even ride in elevators

2 hours ago, ChrisL said:

 as we drop the MIL off

…a cliff?

1 hour ago, MoseySusan said:

Wrong! I’ve posted once. You mistake me for that other person who doesn’t ride and reminds us of the fact ad nauseam.

Nice. Were you the one responsible for “disappearing” people from pictures back in the Soviet Union days?

43 minutes ago, maddmaxx said:

Paint is neither as it is a hazardous waste.

But if you leave the top off the can and let it become paint/cement, it’s ok to dispose of with regleear trash

9 minutes ago, Parr8hed said:

I think that was Genesis?  Now I have to UTFG....

Meh. After a certain point in their career, they became The Phil Collins Motown Cover Band, so it’s hard to tell.

Squonk just came up in my playlist a little while ago and it was very easy to tell who it was.

2 hours ago, shootingstar said:

Maybe to drop a note to the museum about this plastic design problem.  They would appreciate feedback like this.  It's a safety thing.

Nah, just wipe it down with alcohol. That will fix the visibility issue.

4 minutes ago, MoseySusan said:

This is good. 
 

I’m hoping mr will be amenable to loading up the bikes for a late afternoon ride today. We haven’t tried our new hitch bike rack on the CRV, yet. 

Well hopefully you can get out, so you’ll stop posting over and over about it. 

Just now, Razors Edge said:

What sized beers are we using in our calculations?

That is left to the rider’s discretion, but it appears they need to add up to at least 553ml:

…Tonight…tonight.

Now I have Phil Collins stuck in my head TYVM.

1 hour ago, Longjohn said:

In my area the scrappers grab half the stuff before the garbage truck gets there.

Half? Friggin’ slackers.

Here, they have never let me down, having taken every single thing I’ve ever put out.

The pinnacle was a computer chair that the cat had destroyed the side of. It sat out back by my trash cans all winter, while I kept putting off taking it to the landfill. It was covered in dead leaves and everything. One day, on a whim, I set it out by the road.

Two days and it was gone.

Cool! 

I’ve got some bulk I’d like to dispose of!

1 hour ago, Airehead said:

Gus was a good boy. 

One morning, I was having trouble with the waffle iron. Every time I opened it, the waffles would stick to both halves. I’d say bad words, dig the “waffles” out and fling them to the dog. He very quickly figured out that <beep beep beep> meant “incoming frisbee”.

After that, every time I’d get the waffle iron out and plug it in, when it did its startup beep, he’d show up like magic. (He was also known for appearing out of thin air every time I shredded cheese - he’d stand next to me and stare at the floor…)

1 minute ago, maddmaxx said:

That's near the wall right?

I forget