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Prophet Zacharia

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  1. Prophet Zacharia
    Franklin was by far America’s best President. And he invented electricity!
  2. Prophet Zacharia
    My wife is a more annoying backseat driver. Always telling me to slow down or do something differently then what I am doing. Then she falls asleep, and I take the navigation system (my phone with Waze) out of her hand and do it as I wish.
  3. Prophet Zacharia
    Tattoo me? Tattoo You!
  4. Prophet Zacharia
    So you bite your tongue while in the car else risk getting a lashing?
  5. Prophet Zacharia
    No real reason for it, but I sleep on the left hand side, my wife to the right side of the bed. We’ve switched sides on rare occasions in hotels, but generally not.
  6. Prophet Zacharia
    I might have said that another way.
  7. Prophet Zacharia
    The end.
  8. Prophet Zacharia
    That’s a Pittsburgh thing, too. https://archive.theincline.com/2018/12/17/the-pittsburgh-parking-chairs-history-mystery-and-rules/
  9. Prophet Zacharia
    Anastasia sends her sympathies, and a welcome to your new companion. Chloe would like someone to change the channel for her.
  10. Prophet Zacharia
    That’s my record as well.
  11. Prophet Zacharia
    @Razors Edge can probably field that, although be careful if he asks you to snake his drain pipe.
  12. Prophet Zacharia
    Wasn’t it @donkpow’s influence that got @Dottles into this predicament in the first place?
  13. Prophet Zacharia
    Can’t you just tell me to give up and admit I am hopeless? Wouldn't it just be cheaper to become a coke addict?
  14. Prophet Zacharia
    Especially the Waikiki one. I know for a fact you can’t see over the volcano from the Kona one.
  15. Prophet Zacharia
    I thought we fired that person for screwing up your payroll? Gimme a minute to make some calls to the office.
  16. Prophet Zacharia
    That’s not what your sink looks like.
  17. Prophet Zacharia
    Tom’s gone WILD!
  18. Prophet Zacharia
    I didn’t know that receiving anal sex was protective of Covid, but whatever works for you.
  19. Prophet Zacharia
    Oh, in that case, here’s a really big check for you.
  20. Prophet Zacharia
    Hey, this is your delusional belief system, not a shared one!
  21. Prophet Zacharia
    Nyet. Which hopefully just means not yet.
  22. Prophet Zacharia
    But Schultz heard nothing and saw nothing... surely it was a different Kraut?
  23. Prophet Zacharia
    Is your internet medical practice getting too bogged down in lawsuits? Or too much paperwork, and just not what you went into internet medicine for???
  24. Prophet Zacharia
    She preferred the manual ATM machines?
  25. Prophet Zacharia
    We were masking at work before it became common. I did a stint of WFH, too, but a lot of social distancing/skipping social events. Some luck. But now I’ve been vaccinated, and my wife got her first vaccine dose today, too. I thought for sure one of my kids would have brought it home.
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