1. Hire a lawyer to claw back the taxes. (Can do that because I don't reside in the US) That would leave me about 400 mm.
2. Send everyone here a mil.
3. Take the remaining 100 mil and set the kids up, buy a place in the desert and retire.
Ok, a year and a half later I will give you my advice.. Your average person can't do these easily. Best to shorten up the TRX and use it to bear some of the weight while you are building strength.