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jsharr

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  1. what about Razor and Dottles? Does this mean chicks don't think they are awesome?
  2. Is the sex better if you just pay for it outright? Or do you still have to go out on dates and buy flowers and cards and stuff?
  3. You need to put this in the maple syrup thread.
  4. jsharr

    Drifting

    I think it would be fun to drive a car with that much horsepower. It is a very niche skill. I like to watch programs where average drivers go to drift school. They do this every now and then on shows like Top Gear or some of the shows on Motor Trend TV
  5. Don't forget to pick up some jelly beans. Maybe buy some Brachs and some Starburst and some Jelly Belly and do a taste test.
  6. So does this help that whole bleak thing?
  7. Like you care! As long as you get your maple syrup fix, you could care less.
  8. No hunting in Scouts. Except for the fishing merit badge, which requires you to clean and cook a fish you caught. I cheat and go to Red Lobster and grab a lobster from the tank and ask if I can toss it in the pot of water.
  9. Damn! It's an older American Standard Porcelain Chair, but I was hoping to get a couple more sharts out of it. No funny farts or anything else during startup. I removed all the old toilet paper rolls then reinserted them. Next, I unplugged and plugged in everything else such as water lines. I even wiped out the inside of the bowl. Exhaust fans all worked. So I plopped back down and got a really loud fart and just a bit of leakage.
  10. I have to sign with a quill pen I make from a feather from a turkey that I stalked and ink made from coals from a campfire.
  11. Why doesn't Canada just milk more moose? Seems a great way to get more syrup, no?
  12. They want the original application with wet signatures. It is what it is. Happy to do it.
  13. I am using my lunch hour to drive to the Scout offices to turn in a completed Eagle Scout application today. I have another Eagle Scout board of review to chair tomorrow. So two new Eagles this week. The world can always use more Eagle Scouts. This is the young man who earned his Eagle last week.
  14. The news reports I have heard stated that the ship lost control. They alerted the city of Baltimore or the Port Authority that a collision with the bridge was possible.
  15. I have not. I am a simpleton. I just google something like mouse flowers and then steal what tickles my fancy.
  16. I am good at stealing pictures for my friends and @Kzoo as well.
  17. Spaghetti I normally do, but not always. Other types of pasta, seldom if ever. I mean who is going break elbow macaroni in half?
  18. I am going to get to the bottom of this "I will pay you next week for an avatar today" pleas. If @Kzoo makes $40,000 surely I can squeeze a $2.75 out of the bird.
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