During the wedding rehearsal the planner lady said I should shake the grooms hand, kiss my daughter & do the hand off. I walked her up, gave him a steely stare, reached my hand out and when he reached out I grabbed his arm pulled him in and gave him a stiff punch square to the chest. I actually hit him harder than I intended to.
I take my position and the planner says ok good, want to run through it again? Me, Yea!!!! SIL No!!!
The look in my daughters face was priceless, got him!!!