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Buffy

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  1. Some people have pet phrases and that can be tolerated. People who cannot complete a sentence without saying "Ummm" need to be soundly beaten.
  2. My dog Inga, eats poop. Dog, cat, horse. I feed her good food and she gets Dynovite too. She eats the same as the other 3 dogs. Drives me nuts. She's 8 months old. I'm hoping she will grow out of it.
  3. I think I'm nice but I could be fooling myself.
  4. People are more careful around clean cars in parking lots. Fewer dings might make it more aerodynamic.
  5. I just killed a chicken.
  6. Buffy

    Car wash

    I send them out.
  7. Buffy

    Waffle Sunday

    I like to do sandwiches in my waffle maker. It also does outstanding hash browns.
  8. I can type on a keyboard. Never been able to use just my thumbs for iPad or iPhone. I use my thumb and index finger. Oddly enough, I do that right handed and I'm a lefty.
  9. I've been known to sing the Green Acres theme song while driving a tractor.
  10. I remember my mother telling us that my older brother and I were planned but our younger brother was an accident. He was crushed. What a horrible thing to say to a child.
  11. All the sushi and sashimi I could eat. Followed by tacos.
  12. Maybe if I knew what my cause of death would be. I might be more daring if I had a "cheat death this time" card.
  13. I don't do yoga. If I'm gonna get in an awkward position I'd better be having sex.
  14. 5'6". Im short but feisty.
  15. Wearing a thong is giving yourself a deliberate wedgie. If you're into that.....go for it.
  16. I hate thongs. My fanny doesn't need flossing.
  17. Packing out that oily sardine can might give you second thoughts. Have you tried Epic bars? I'm rather fond of the bison bacon cranberry.
  18. Space and animals limit mine. A dozen or so regular house plants and currently five trees that come inside for winter.
  19. You're fine. You should look like you have a rib cage just not like you could keep birds in it. I do enjoy looking at David Beckham with or without shirt.
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