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Longjohn last won the day on January 20

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  1. Don't ever laugh as a Hearse goes by For you may be the next to die They wrap you up in a big white sheet From your head down to your feet They put you in a big black box And cover you up with dirt and rocks And all goes well for about a week And then your coffin begins to leak And the worms crawl in, the worms crawl out The worms play pinochle on your snout They eat your eyes, they eat your noes They eat the jelly between your toes A big green worm with rolling eyes Crawls in your stomach and out your eyes Your stomach turns a slimy green And puss comes out like whipping cream You spread it on a slice of bread And that's what you eat when your dead And the worms crawl out and the worms crawl in The worms that crawl in are lean and thin The ones that crawl out are fat and stout Your eyes fall in and your hair falls out Your brain comes tumbling down your snout And the worms crawl in, the worms crawl out They crawl all over your dirty snout Your chest caves in and your eyes pop out And your brain turns to sauerkraut They invite their friends, and their friends too They all come down to chew on you And this is what it is to die I hope you had a nice goodbye Did you ever think as a Hearse goes by That you may be the next to die And your eyes fall out and your teeth decay And that is the end of a perfect... day
  2. I thought that was an unusual question, who hasn’t seen a porcupine in a tree before but then I realized a lot of people probably haven’t. Porcupines are survival food. If someone is lost for days in the wilderness and starving a porcupine is fairly easy to catch and kill with a club. I think that is one reason they are protected.
  3. Put her in quarantine when she gets back.
  4. I can’t decide, I think I’ll just let Wilson Pickett.
  5. Longjohn


    It’s 17° this morning. I just went down and loaded the furnace. It’s only 75° in here right now but it will warm up. My wife is coming home today so I need it at least 80°. This is not the homecoming I had hoped for. I expected her to ride the stairlift and then walk over to her recliner and sit down. She will be arriving by ambulance and carried up the stairs on a stretcher. I have a brand new hospital bed in the living room. It didn’t come with sheets so I’m heading out to buy some soon.
  6. It’snot even Columbus Day.
  7. If I sent you all the tarter sauce my wife and I left untouched on the table after we told the waitress we didn’t want tarter sauce you would have enough to last a long time. I just figured restaurants were paid to dispose of it. At least it came on the side.
  8. I found this on the Doberman forum I am completely scared to death to let our doberman out of her cage now. Today Sophie lashed out and bit our son twice the second time drawing blood. This has never happened before, and they have always played together just fine, Every now and then she would get too rough and I would tell her no, kisses only and no biting. But this time she growled and bit his ear. I want to know what is wrong with her but her actions have caused us no choice. I cannot put my child's welfare in danger. Please let me know if you know of any reputable rescues in the MD area. I wish this didn't happen but it did and I CANNOT AND WILL NOT LET IT HAPPEN AGAIN!
  9. He was wearing his hazmat suit, no worries.
  10. But over a lifetime think how much he saved. Maybe enough to pay the cost of a trip to the big Apple? Or at least a trip to Elkton, Md.
  11. My kids and grandkids all had lots of physical activity and stil do. None are overweight. You can raise up a kid to be a couch potato but you are doing them a lifetime disservice if you do.
  12. No wonder it turned out bad if you took a leek in the soup.
  13. If you could figure out how to make the curls this is the stuff you could put on them to make your own cheese curls.
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