Longjohn

I know my three sons birthdays I start losing track on my grandkids. I know the month of their birthday and have to ask my wife for the day. She remembers them all.

Might as well call off

That snot good

With some beer it is to get past the taste.

It takes a certain amount of restraint to keep from going in too deep. If you can’t control yourself they make a donut type device you can wear to prevent that from happening.

I was doing real good cooking healthy food for my wife and she was losing weight but when she got the brain lesion I started cooking whatever she wanted figuring figuring it didn’t matter. Eventually I’ll have to switch back because she has gained enough weight.

My work uniforms came on two hangers every day. I would grab a new uniform before heading home, stuff it in my panniers hangers and all. I must have had a brazillion before I started leaving the hangers at work. The trash service at work threatened to refuse service if any more of their trucks got jammed up because of the hangers. We had to start throwing them in the maintenance scrap roll off.

I don’t see what good a happy fortune teller is going to do him.

So that’s how you built your team, you bought one husky and built the rest of the team out of fur that the first one shed?

Should have bought a vegan cheeseburger.

I miss Parodybot, he could have started a great thread about his five pound tallywhacker. Only a robot could make it work.

I’ll bet they never come to your house for dinner again.

Aire, I think you should write a book about your life. It’s an incredible story. I have the cliff notes version but the whole story would be cool.

This is Skunk Run, I could hear this from our house. https://www.facebook.com/683392761/posts/10156646326487762/

I haven’t heard where this one was sighted. We had all of the old tablets and smart phones charged up because the granddaughter use them on the long ride to church each Sunday. Each device seemed to have a different warning for the tornado. Our current iPhones and iPads just gave out a loud alarm and a printed message came on the screen. One of the old Android tablets had a lady in a loud stern voice come on and warn us. She kept urging us to take shelter now. I was going to get my wife in the bathroom and hope for the best.