Longjohn

I used to carry a bandanna handkerchief in my back pocket. I kept forgetting about them When getting undressed for the shower. They never came back in the clean laundry. I switched to carrying industrial disposable wiping cloths in my back pocket, they always came back. Some sucker was keeping my bandannas.

Bingo

Did you manage to get them to withhold federal incom tax?

My neighbors never have that problem.

I always leave my wallet in my pocket when I go swimming and it never gets wet, go figure.

Looks good. Going to cook an egg for my sweetie and make her a half a piece of toast.

Does the other fridge have an ice maker? Turn the beer fridge into an icebox. Just carry bucket of ice from one fridge to the other. The Amish do that with old refrigerators, they bring in ice from the ice house.

Yep, that’s about it. They arranged for a volunteer to come one time while I was having some medical testing done. This was a new volunteer so they sent another volunteer to teach them the ropes. My wife said the two of them sat at the kitchen table the whole time playing on their devices.

I have them cover for me to go to my doctor appointments. Normally the aide is there for about an hour a day. The nurse comes every Monday for ten or fifteen minutes. There are volunteers but they are not allowed to do anything so basically worthless. I called three for pay caregiver companies and the calls went straight to voicemail. I left messages and nobody called me back. They are all $20-$30 an hour.

I would like to walk. This going round in circles doesn’t cut it.

I don’t think I have been to one this year. My LGS will give me $20 cash back with no fees. I have done that some.

I’m my own grandpa