Longjohn

I saved some blown up parts because they looked cool. I never got around to doing anything with them because I was always either working or playing. I wonder what I did with them?

You moved to the flat earth part.

Anyone living in western Pennsylvania knows the earth isn’t flat.

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I could have said they didn’t call an ambulance for her, they had to call a toe truck.

We had a bogus lock out tag out procedure for working in the press when changing dies. You actually could not change dies with the press locked out so it was a constant lock/unlock/lock pita. I had a broken lock that I used so if I was on break and the press was ready to run anyone could remove it and start the press up. If OSHA showed up unexpectedly the press appeared to be locked out. I worked night shift, OSHA worked day shift. Most of our safety equipment was dangerous. We used real heavy jack stands that were supposed to be in the press when we were working in it. Guess what? A fifty pound jack stand won’t even slow down a 2,000 ton press let alone a 4,400 ton press. One guy forgot to remove his safety jack and when he rolled the press over the jack came flying out of the press right between two guys and messed up the exterial wall of the shop.

I graduated back in the sixties. The sexual revolution had started but the schools didn’t handle it well. We lost about half the girls in our class because they were not allowed to go to school while pregnant. We wanted to include them in our class for class reunions but didn’t have contact information on most of them.

We had guys at work that as soon as we came back to work after Christmas brought in all their leftover cookies and left them in the break room to get rid of them.

The problem is it made her trike so fast the streamers blew off.

Hey BR now that you are sort of retired you need a hobby. I’ll bet you could make some of these pretty quick. Christmas gifts for your motorcycle friends.

172 pounds of muscle. Triathlon Feb. 22nd

If you live in a red state you are exemp from wearing that color.

I hope she isn’t lack toes intolerant.