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Longjohn

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  1. I would guess any olive oil wouldn’t stay extra virgin very long around @Randomguy
  2. “The Highland Park Reservoir will not be put into service again until it is drained and cleaned, which is expected to take roughly eight weeks.” How do you spell overkill? Reminds me of a scene from Caddy Shack. Just dump a gallon of bleach in the reservoir and you’re good. Just like everyone else would do. It’s about time Jimmy Hoffa’s body floated to the surface. He’s been missing for a long time.
  3. Rochester always had to boil water for Jack Benny to make his tea.
  4. This spring seems pretty normal to me. At least half the time my forsythia blossoms get frozen and fall off. Grapes and apples are also often frozen and have years they don’t produce fruit.
  5. I wonder how well they do gravel?
  6. Stinking groundhog. My forsythia hedge blossoms were almost open. I told them they were jumping the gun and would be sorry.
  7. What car was this? Do you still have the Beemer?
  8. Whelp, I guess I won’t be buying a Maserati after all.
  9. My treadmill test was preceded by 120 pictures of my heart followed by a nuclear injection while still going on the treadmill wait 45 minutes and get another 120 pictures. The second set of pictures showed them the damage done to my heart by my heart attack.
  10. Those hockey players like to puck around.
  11. Island geese are the worst. I paddled out to an island with three girls one night. It was about a mile down the lake. I pulled my canoe up on the shore and we walked a path to the other side of the island to the nice beach. When we tried to return to the canoe a bunch of geese were blocking the path and wouldn’t let us through. I found a large limb and persuaded them to leave us pass.
  12. I have heard they sell adaptors but I don’t no anything about it.
  13. My doggo is loving it.
  14. My sister in law still uses rollers at night when she puts up her hairs.
  15. But what if you can’t find Ho to make it for you?
  16. She is still pissed that we missed her birthday and went for a bike ride instead.
  17. Longjohn

    Apples

    I’m still eating Empire apples from the Apple Castle.
  18. That was the only thing I could think of but it is a stretch. We have always had a wooden napkin holder and salt and pepper shaker holder on the table. But Esther died in 2021 and was bedridden for two years before that. That is a long time for it to be stuck only to be dislodged now. That tablecloth has been changed many times in that amount of time.
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