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Longjohn

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  1. If you try to quote a quote within a quote it does that.
  2. Maybe the Amish neighbor girls come over when they see us leave the house and play dress up. We have lots of mirrors, they don’t have mirrors in their houses.
  3. On the annual Great Ohio Bicycle Adventure they always have an optional century ride midweek. At the end of the century I’m pretty wasted but ready the next morning to get on my bike and ride the rest of the week. I’m not a runner but would sometimes do a 5K. I never felt like doing anything the next day. I guess if I really wanted to be a runner I would train for it.
  4. About 35 years ago for me, after working a 12 hour shift with a 45 minute commute I had to teach algebra to our home schooled boys because my wife couldn’t figure it out. She was a music major.
  5. Judie found the back of a pierced earring on our dining room table. She doesn’t have pierced ears and neither do I. She had just changed the tablecloth yesterday so it wasn’t there before. I jokingly said “I told her to make sure she doesn’t leave anything behind for my wife to find”. That didn’t go over very well. So where do you suppose this thing came from? We haven’t had any granddaughters over.
  6. My jeans last many years. I had some new jeans size 34 waist. When I started working at the forge I moved up to 36. When I retired I went back to 34s. I found a box with those 34s when I was getting rid of stuff after Esther passed. Tried them on and they fit perfectly. I’m glad I saved the 34s. Now I’m married to Judie I may have to go back to the 36s pretty soon. I have mostly Levis straight leg.
  7. Wife and I had dinner tonight at eat and park. They had lots of good looking pie in the glass case. We resisted.
  8. Cutting red oak it smells like somebody pissed on a campfire. You probably bought it kiln dried, that probably diminishes the smell.
  9. Judie bought me very green bikini briefs. Should I wear those tomorrow?
  10. Judie says to wear the sweater and the very green item tomorrow. She says because the very green item is your underwear, owl bet cha.
  11. Judie and I will be at Niagara Falls Canada April 2nd 3rd, and 4th.
  12. Judie is trying to take a nap but Jax has other ideas. I put the training collar on him and he decided to take a nap too. That thing is magic.
  13. So until then you just continue to use your Fake ID?
  14. “Our sun disappeared“ Are you getting the jump on the eclipse?
  15. He uses bowling balls.
  16. The one time the uniform people gave me the whole weeks worth of someone else’s uniform pants. They fit perfectly at the waist, came to just below my knees. Another tall guy loaned me a pair of pants until we could locate mine. The storeroom guy on day shift had a master key to all the uniform lockers. When I came into work the next day he had found my pants and put the little runt’s pants back in his locker.
  17. The one tiger was chasing a mouse around the woodpile. Must have been late to the buffet.
  18. Jesus never told anyone not to eat meat on Friday.
  19. After my wife passed my pants got bigger every time I washed them.
  20. Did you make sure the ink was dry before you gave it to him?
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