Longjohn

I should take pictures when I kayak down the river and send them to our law makers.

In Pennsylvania it’s illegal to dispose of them in a landfill so people just throw them off a bridge. What did they expect?

You can borrow my eighty pound puppy. He would love to have another dog to play with corrupt.

Jax texted me saying the evil cats won’t let me eat their food.

He is always getting into mischief, I’m not surprised.

In my area the scrappers grab half the stuff before the garbage truck gets there.

There once was a man from Nantucket.

No that would be Dr. Mickin does that. Ca-Ching

Nope

Our new one I bought last week said it had a tall rack. Couldn’t figure out how they did that since all ditch watchers are the same size. I went to load it and half of our cups and glasses now won’t fit on the top rack. I guess if I want to wash my water bottles owl have to not use the drying cycle.

There are some nudist campgrounds in the Tampa area.

How come nobody has mentioned sex when they go to bed? That knocks me right out. I never have trouble sleeping sometimes I go to bed and fall asleep before my wife gets there.

I think that is Jax on the left. I sometimes call him buddy, I sometimes call him asshole. Look at all the stuff he has ripped up on the living room floor.

You call that a noif? This is a noif.

They may be adding lead to increase the weight.

Aluminum duck tape would be perfect for this repair.

Jax agrees, we draw the line when he tries to bring frozen road apples in the house to enjoy his poopsicles in comfort.

They had to work 20 hours straight. They were known for doing a lot of goofing off, no accountability, but still nobody should have to work 20 hours straight.

Horse poop is much less offensive than other forms of poop. What I don’t get is on mups that allow horses they are king. Everyone must yield to horses and they even suggest you get off your bike and walk it past a horse. If the horse isn’t properly trained to share the trail they shouldn’t be on the trail. I pass Amish horses every day and have never had a problem.

OTOH ten riders riding together single file is much harder to pass than ten riders riding two by two. Cars should be using the other lane to pass anyway to pass and not crowding the cyclist. I do ride with large number of riders but I don’t ride with them. If I come up on other riders it means I am going faster than them, I pass them and go on my way. If riders pass me I let them go and don’t try to jump on the back

The group that does two centuries each summer here added a gravel ride two years ago. They did it halfhearted, no supported rest stops or sag support, and no route markings. They do provide a route you can download. The elevation gain in 100 miles of gravel is like 6,000 feet. I haven’t tried it, I usually just ride their 65 mile road ride with well stocked rest stops and sag support and markings on the road to show the route. I think they made it hard so nobody would sign up and they could drop the gravel ride because nobody signed up. Guess what? The gravel riders loved the ride and it had twice as many riders the second year. They don’t provide anything but a route download for the gravel ride. I’m not paying $30 for that. I downloaded the route, I might try it on my own sometime.

Motor Trend referred to that as “leisurely acceleration”.

Most thing buyers were not skilled enough to overhaul the engine on a plank in the middle of nowhere so they just scrapped them.