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Longjohn

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  1. 1 hour ago, Tizeye said:

    I need to mow the lawn today - and not for the last time this year. :(

    I may or may not mow my lawn again. Last year when I was taking care of my wife I let it go and in the springtime I couldn’t tell the difference.

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  2. 11 hours ago, Bikeguy said:

    Back in 2016 when I was in the hospital for almost 3 weeks, every morning at 6 AM

    They let you sleep in, now they do it at 4am, all four hospitals I’ve been in this past year. The one hospital drew blood every four hours round the clock.

  3. 10 minutes ago, Wilbur said:

    That will get anyones BP up. 

    female-chimney-sweep.jpg

    Hey that’s one way to eliminate one occupational disease. Cancer of the scrotum was the first occupational disease ever diagnosed in chimney sweeps.

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  4. 1 minute ago, ChrisL said:

    I went in for my labs the other day. They take 3 vials now but the lady was really good & did it quickly.  

    I’m guessing 11 would have had me splayed out on the floor! 

    It took the phlebotomist a half hour to figure out the three pages of blood orders and one pee test. She made about four phone calls. 

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    full of holes

    Ha, you don’t even know what full of holes is. Although yesterday they drew 11 tubes   of blood out of the same hole. I don’t know how many holes they will poke in me tomorrow, maybe just one for the contrast.

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  6. 1 minute ago, Dottles said:

    Not yet. That depends on my better half. She’s 100% in charge of the kitchen and I’m not putting slices on crackers.

    I would suggest you don’t swallow any part of those peppers. Maybe just cut one in two and lick it. My hot honey is too hot. I’m going to try adding more honey to dilute it. I’ve been eating it but it makes me cough.

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