Longjohn

Do either of you have grandkids in the area? Sunday was the day we took the grands but only one or two of them at a time. Easier to handle and makes them feel special.

They might like you if you made them that game. Let Tude put her fingers through the holes, you might get bit.

Shoes and boots cost a lot in my size.

@Shu Fang Bastard, you need to make one of these.

We still had flooding this morning. Sun came out. It was 32° when I got up. Strong winds all day. Went and picked up a new ditch watcher. The old one went dead. It was 20 years old. It worked perfectly until it didn’t. Rather than try to fix I figured I’d just buy a new one. I bought it online and it was ready to pick up by the time I got there. I stopped and bought a dolly on the way home. Couldn’t use the dolly on the stairs, waste of money. I had to arm bruster it up the stairs. Disconnected the plumbing and the screws holding it to the counter top. When I pulled it out I found the power cord had become disconnected. I reconnected it and turned it on and it worked. I bought a new ditch watcher I didn’t need. I bought same brand and model I bought twenty years ago so connecting it up would be easy. Wrong, they changed one of the fittings so I sent Judie on a parts run to Ace. She came back with a complete ditch watcher installation kit. All I needed was one fitting. They told her they don’t sell the fitting separately. I had it up and running within a half hour. We washed the dishes and they came out clean. Now I’m ready for a beer.

Owl bet they don’t use real turtles.

So where did NASA get the gold record? Steal it from the Elvis collection?

It’ snot likely the aliens will speak English either.

A lot of good that will do if the aliens don’t have a record player.

This will give you something to do to entertain your cat. @Kirby https://www.instagram.com/reel/C3Jtu97NSLO/?igsh=NTc4MTIwNjQ2YQ== Crap this seems to only open in instagram.

Owl probably put one up but don’t expect them for another week or two.

I think our dog Tazz was the largest dog I’ve seen riding with his family.

I ordered a bunch of stuffs from Amazon the other day and got all different delivery dates. The dog gate should be the first to arrive on Monday followed by a new keyboard and lastly by some Jockey underwear on the 28th. It will be interesting if the delivery dates are even close.

I remember that but didn’t change my name because long ago I changed my name on a site and it wouldn’t let me get my old name back.

Pics or it didn’t happen.

You need to get Ruby a trailer, she would love it.

I think Judie may have got stiffed this morning.

You tend to get those legal issues when you murder your wife. Not everyone can buy their way out with millions of dollars. I won’t shed a tear for him.

They are pretty f*Ckin good, besides I just like to order them.

Twin peaks has f*ck hot wings on their menu. Every time I order them the server tried to talk me out of it.

Bike wheels on a gravel road sound better.

Jax says thanks Cheesy. Owl tell John to refill my bone with peanut butter.

Throw it away and use a different one. They multiply like rabbits. I have made many trips to the twice blessed store with boxes of coffee mugs. I don’t know where they all come from.