Nate

a classic Texas phrase to start up any fight I've said that to idiots that were about to get their heads kicked in lots of times

man, you're really taking chances today....I just got a thread locked over in P&R, I chewed out some poor kid at guitar center over lunch, and I feel like taking a baseball bat to a perfectly harmless hippy protester ...oh, and before I forget...

fuck all y'all

if you have never been to Austin, the place has the best looking women of anywhere you might go in the free world The chicks in Austin make the chicks in LA look like dog food first you got a big university ( University of Texas) but also any state capitol has hot chicks because government attracts hot chicks like molasses draws ants add to that Austin is the hip place to move, and you have the prettiest girls per capita and also per square mile within a 5 mile radius of 6th street

that would be a pretty smoking poll! of course you would know all about smoking pole

sure, I'll bring the whole family my sister's family was carved into a whole dining room suite

could you please tell Kzoo, then?

The idiot on the left is my cousin. We were waiting for the moving van just before his wedding. What a putz.

try saying it like this: I HAVE AN INFERIORITY COMPLEX AND THERE'S NO SAVING ME. I WASH ON THE SHORES OF THE FEET OF GIANTS

SURE THE FUCK DOES!

nice one!

i am already superior, so i don't need any gimmicks

That looks like the Visitor's Center here at Nateland you should have let me know you were coming out this way, I could have left a couple parking passes for you and some tickets so you could the rides

that's how your real hard core lefty operates...turns everything around and then sells it back to you so that up is down and left is right and right is wrong

mother fuckers...just nothing but a buncha mother fuckers!

that's hilarious. They ALWAYS have one in a box in the back. At least one... but then they would have had to go back and look for it and then carry it all the way up to the front and all...

I wish. I would have bought them then that's the thing...I can understand if you don't have the exact set I want, but you have some other Savarez strings. Considering Savarez strings have been around forever and are used by most performing guitarists, you would think they would have something in stock what this shows is the guitar Center doesn't know anything about anything. What they do is look at their sales spreadsheet and stock what they make the biggest margin on. they are probably lefties, too, but I can't prove that yet...but just wait till I do!

way ahead of you Tex, my string order from Musician's Friend already shipped the thing is that I have gone to music stores for half a century. When you do enough business with a place that employees know your name when you walk in, it isn't unreasonable to expect that they would stock the consumable things that musicians go through so you can pick them up when you need them. Why should I be ordering strings online? especially since I have bought not one, but two classical guitars from that location. That's just the tip of the iceberg, too. Instruments, accessories, sheet music, strings, amps, pedals...lots of stuff this is the first time in my life that the music store I frequented ever told me they wouldn't keep something in stock for me so fuck them

naw...ain't no love over there in P & R, trust me

face it Kzoo....Parody Metrics put you strait out of business with their higher quality parody ratings and better business model the days of the mom and pop parody raters just tacking up a shingle with some random number on it are over

that's because they need a "cry room" hey lefties...Betsy DeVos is your new EDUCATION SECRETARY!

so you pawned your parody meter so you could pay off your gambling losses again? you need to quit betting the Generals. They're a stooge team, they are going to lose to the Globe Trotters every night. It part of the act to keep doubling down and saying "they're due" isn't even gambling, its throwing your money away

Ok. I'm in a pretty pissy mood. You wanna fight? I'm you man, right here but I need to change the strings this weekend, so I go to Guitar Center down the road here to pick up a pack of Savarez strings, the only kind I will use. I got a set of these strings at this very shop in December I go in and am looking at the strings section....no Savarez strings of any kind a kid comes up and asks how I'm doing. Not doing very well, you don't have any strings He says something or other and I said, "Can I talk to your manager" kid says "I'm the manager" so I let him have it "Exactly how many instruments do I have to buy from this fucking place before you keep the strings I need?" and also "Listen pal, I gotta concert to play next weekend and I need a pack of strings. Are you a fucking music store or what?" He tells me that as the manager he cannot make decisions about what they stock. That all comes from corporate. So he can't stock the strings I use. He tells me he's a drummer and he can't stock the sticks he uses either is this what millenials think customer service is? I am never ever buying another thing from Guitar Center fuck them, Guitar Center blows fat dick. there's plenty of other music stores around.

you know, I saw this thread and went over to check it out all that's going on is lefties crying about the fact that they still can't accept the elections have consequences its really all the lefties have. they lost so many seats in government because of trolling decent working Americans that they can't even block the most controversial cabinet posts

don't bother listening to that dildo jockey, Parodybot, you just keep turning out those top quality parodies